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What happens when you dump too many diapers into the river.
Gesundheit
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Attack of the killer seaweed
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Someone forgot to turn off the cotton candy machine.
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Owens Corning fiberglass’ new ad campaign
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Gillette Foamy comes in a new color
where Himalayan pink salt comes from (turns out it’s just a small mine in the sleepy little town of Himalaya, MS)
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Thursday
She’s hot
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Watch that first step. Its a doozy.
Pre-wedding ritual to prevent cold feet
Just another bank employee getting fired
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Well its about time we held their feet to the fire
Fundies: “BURN HER, SHE’S A WITCH!!!1 
”
Witch: “Yes, daddy!”
Fundies: “…what? 
”
Witch: “…what? ”
“How can we tell if she’s a witch? Well . . . for starters, does she fly like a duck?”
John said “Over my dead body” one too many times to his long suffering wife.
Believe it or not
I’m walking on air
I never thought
I’d be so free
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