July guesses:
A: Double. Is this problem allowed in MSC? There are supposed to be at least 3 calls, and here Double and Pass are the only reasonable ones, given that my clubs are too ratty to rebid. Stiff HK argues for defending, but neither at matchpoints argues that I will likely be defending 3H if I balance, so Double for me.
B. 1S. Partner isn’t likely to get overexcited, since this is a passed hand. 2C may be fine if the auction keeps going, but there seems to be a good chance I’d play it right there for an inferior matchpoint score when we belong in spades.
C 3D. At some point I’m strong enough to just bid my hand. Close second choice: 2S to keep the auction open. I could be convinced.
D 4D. I don’t like to make lead directing bids when I’m not sure which suit I want led. Especially as I have pretty much taken them out of bidding NT, so the only diamond suit partner is likely to make a disastrous lead from is K109xxx with no side singleton. I’ll pay off to that in order to put the pressure on. The other problem with a lead direct is it may make LHO feel safer about coming in to the auction with a weak hand and hearts (which we pretty much know is what he has). 3H by them rates to be a wonderful contract, so I don’t mind jumping to 4D here.
E 3S. Huge overbid, but no other bid gets us to the right strain anywhere near as often.
F 3NT. Hamman’s rule. And make West lead away from his stuff. I wish I could bid 3D, but the tray is likely to come back with the 4C card on it when 3N was right and 4-major fails. If West can find underleading two high honors, I will congratulate him if this is at the table, but report suspicions if this is on-line.
G 5H. This is a classic rock/paper/scissors problem. If I bid 5D, LHO can cue 5H with his heart void and they can find a slam when they would have played 5S over 5H. If I bid 5H, and cue-bidder is 5=0=3=5, they’ll ruff the opening lead vs 5S when DtoAKruff would set them. If I bid 6D, they defend 6HX for 500 when we had three cashers. I don’t think LHO is strong enough to cue 6H over 6D, so there isn’t much advantage to bidding 6H. Unfortunately, 6D has a problem I haven’t mentioned yet…partner may take it something more like KQJxxx and hearts support, and may take a phantom save if they bid 6S (since it’s a JUMP in a new suit, it sounds like it’s asking for his cooperation). At matchpoints, I’d probably bid some number of diamonds. The lead would be important more often (those pesky 30 point overtricks matter at matchpoints), and partner would be much less likely to sacrifice at matchpoints.
H Pass|D3. Even if I don’t think I can set this (because after partner ruffs the opening lead someone is probably ruffing the club return), 6HX is less costly than 7D making on the now marked finesse.