Plucked some eyebrows today, the ones on the underside of my brow. 0/10 not at all satisfying, very sensitive and made me tear up.
Spicy general Tso’s coming out the other end
I had a nasty pimple. It finally matured into a whitehead, and removing the pussy sebum was very satisfying. And the underlying infection seems to be healing nicely.
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Saag paneer 
Looks the same coming out as going in.
Hot Buffalo wings with Thai chiles about to come out right now.
My IBD has regressed to evacuating copious amounts of blood. Less than ideal. Started before I ate a ton of ghost peppers, pretty sure it’s due to exam stress. Don’t want to go back to steroids or have my colon removed - blech.
Good news is I can probably go back to eating excessively to keep weight on.
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Oh wow, that emoticon looks creepy…
looks like he gave trump a face massage
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I had HUGE pile I expelled from myself earlier today. It felt amazing.
I just clipped and filed my fingernails. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh… 
I literally just had a turd stuck in me for probably two minutes. I was getting a little concerned I was going to wind up like that guy on Naked & Afraid who had to get extracted for that reason.
FFS, it’s 5:30 a.m. and I had to pee!!! I want sleep, dammit!!!
Posting here does not help that goal
I needed to post while my annoyance was fresh… 
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Bump, oldest unposted-to thread in Fitness Forum for this:
OK, I’m mainly as one-a-day-er. All you Sheldons out there, open your poop schedules and give us the poop!
Ah darn. With my IBD I was hoping more = better, because I’d live forever. Might be around 10-14 for me. (Not always that eventful, I don’t often trust a toot.)
95% of the time, once a day, first thing in the a.m. (or right after my coffee)
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