Reminds me of this…
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I have a pimple above the bridge of my nose, just about in my eyebrow. Painful.
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I have tummy troubles.
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Plop plop fizz fizz…
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Are you pooping Pop Rocks?
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Oh, what a relief it is.
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:heynow:
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My house heats very unevenly. I’ll be wearing a nice warm hoodie in one room, then go into another room, and have to take it off.
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My sister came over today for a brief visit. She’s also started taking semaglutide and we were trading notes (she’s only a couple weeks in). As she was leaving, she mentioned her weight. I told her that I weighed pretty close to her. Relevant fact: I’m two inches taller.
Her response? “Well that’s the motivation I need to go to the grocery store and buy only water to consume for the next month.” Nice…real nice.
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i’m scheduled to give a presentation to a class of actuarial students at a local university in a few weeks. pretty annoyed that a few days ago I had a pretty killer list of topics I was intending to talk about (5 Actuarial Myths Busted - and One That’s True, or something like that), but now I’ve lost the notes for that or never wrote them down, so I’m trying to recreate the ideas and it’s just not as good this time around. 
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I would have been interested in that. 
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Flaming Globes of Sigmund!
Warning: NSFW language in this post.
HOLY FUCK!!! THE BANK STILL HAS NOT FIXED THE FUCKING TAX FORM FOR MY MOM’S 2021 TAX RETURN!! I HAVE TALKED TO AT LEAST 4 DIFFERENT PEOPLE, SENT EMAILS, AND JACK SHIT HAS BEEN DONE!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOING??? 
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Probably busy putting raisins in their cookies.
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You need to go to the Starbucks nearest the bank’s HQ, tell the barista who you are and have them introduce the next bank EVP that comes thru the door. Once the bank realizes who you are, problem solved.
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My son’s flight was delayed an hour, do now he’s not scheduled to land until 10:30 tonight.
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You can print houses? Who knew?
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In 3d even.
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