Or if it had been the decedent’s phone in the coffin. Hmm i might arrange one to ring in my urn. Lighten the mood some.
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Arguably better than “Crazy Bitch.”
I keep thinking (wishing?) that today is Thursday.
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Somewhere in the world, it is!
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Hump day is a distant memory to them.
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G’day mate! Yep, it’s already Thursday Down Under. Time to crack on with the day!
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I reckon it’s time for brekkie!
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last night i forgot where i parked at the airport. had forgotten to text my location as i left the car a day before. I knew I took the tram. and believed strongly it was the 7th floor. i guessed wrong out of the elevator but did eventually find it.
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I did that once at DFW. They have nice signs on the pillars telling you which floor, row, and section you’re in (or something like that…similar to the MoA). One time I forgot to take a picture of it but remembered on my way in the door so I just turned around and took a picture of that…it was way too general…took me about 1/2 an hour to find my car when I got back.
My car’s app will actually tell me where it’s parked and use GPS to navigate me right to it.
Might not work in a large garage, but it’s great in humongous parking lots.
(I am the Queen of forgetting where I parked!!!)
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I once spent a solid 15 minutes looking for my rental car in a shopping mall parking lot. I was off by 1 row and at the wrong end. 
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I’m sure I’ve done the same and probably with my own car. And I’m flattered that you chose to dress up as me for Halloween this year! 
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I couldn’t figure out why TNF wasn’t on last night…now, I’m thinking it’s DNGAFFIshFryDay. I sure could use an extra hour of sleep.
If it makes you feel better… I used to have a Honda Civic Si, kind of a rare car. My wife and I went out for dinner, and upon returning I found my car had been hit in the parking lot. We called the cops, and while waiting for them, pacing the parking lot, I realized it wasn’t my car. My car was several spots down, same make/model, same color. Had to call the police back and tell them I was a moron.
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hahaha ouch
lol… that sounds like something I would do.
I have a fairly common model and color car and have on multiple occasions cursed the proximity key for not working only to realize that someone else’s crap is in the car… because it’s not my car.
Turns out they made more than just the one they sold to me. 
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Another time I had a white rental car. As I’m walking up to it, I hit the remote to open it up: no lights, no nuthin’. I hit the remote a couple more times, but then I see my rental a couple of spaces over from the similarly styled white car. 
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I put my “I Voted” sticker on the desk next to the computer. I’ve been craving York Peppermint Patties this week and it just dawned on me that it is because if you catch sight of the sticker but don’t look directly at it, it looks a lot like a York Peppermint Patty.
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One of the discord servers that I’m on has a lot of autistic members, myself included. Normally that’s ok, but I freaking hate it when anyone mentions anything train related. It derails the conversation for hours. But at least now I know what everyone’s favorite train route is.
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really
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