#1- Fluffhead in the left lane doing about 120 km/h passes within 1-2 feet of my front bumper while I’m in the middle lane doing 100ish because actuary. Of course his signal finger is broken. 
#2 - Beautiful silver 'Vette driven by a crabby looking old lady is coming down the lane in front of the grocery store. Stoopid crabby looking lady accelerates toward my gf and me while we are crossing. 
My jackass neighbor parked in front of my house partially blocking my driveway. I wish I had a sledge hammer.
You could use a chainsaw so that the non-chainsawed section is exactly level with the start of your driveway.
There’s 2 guys with the slow/stop sign guiding traffic around some public utility workers. We get the slow signs, so buddy in front of me goes, then I follow. He stops at the second slow sign. 
How fast is that in real speed?
That’s about 75 in our stupid freedom units.
I’m driving south in the left lane of a bigger road( 2 lanes south, 2 lanes north) when I hear sirens in the distance. I try to look back in my mirrors, but I don’t see anything and some ******er in a white truck with a big, stoopid cap on the back is blocking my view. I’m pulling up to the intersection for the left turn lane when I finally see the fire truck coming down the lane and ******er is in the #2 lane next to me!!! The instant the light turned green, the northbound people stopped and I immediately turned into the eastbound lane and pulled into the first driveway on the right!!!
I was annoyed with myself too because I should have switched to the right lane when I first heard the siren.
I’m coming up to a 4-way stop. Up ahead, a white Mercedes SUV turns INTO MY LANE. Luckily, I was still about 50 metres away. The driver looks up with a smidge of shock, gets back into her lane, but then LOOKS DOWN AT HER TELEPHONE AND CONTINUES ON HER WAY!!! 
Stoopid cyclist runs the CYCLIST RED LIGHT while I’m crossing WITH THE PEDESTRIAN WALK SIGN!!! He woulda plowed into me full force if i were a couple if steps faster!!! Stoopid cyclist!!! 
Moran, when entering a roundabout you have to YIELD to the car already in the roundabout.
Usually when people get that wrong they’re on the main road and not yielding to the person who came from the side street. But this dummy was coming from a side street and STILL not yielding.
I am much annoyed by whoever sideswiped me trying to squeeze between my car and an accident scene and then skedaddled. All they needed to do was wait a couple seconds and there would have been plenty of room to sweep into the other lane and go by.
I just watched a maroon back up over a curb, left rear AND left front wheel!!! 
Years ago I worked in a warehouse and for a few weeks there was an ill-trained semi driver. In order to get lined up with our dock he would pull his truck across the street and get his wheels up on the boulevard across the street, digging up the grass. I think he did this 3 times before he quit showing up. I don’t know if he got canned but we did not see him again.
None of the other truck drivers had any problem backing up to our dock.
Maybe he was just a lot less experienced than the other guys?
You get better at that crap with time, and repetitive practice.
Yes that’s probably true. It is not easy to back a trailer.
That does not excuse digging up the neighbor’s lawn. You need to be competent with your rig before you take it out in the public unsupervised, Also this guy was hauling loads 1000-1200 miles. It’s scary to think that somebody with that weak training was out on the highways.
I’m sitting in my living room and I see my neighbour drive by in his Ford truck. All of a sudden, I hear his engine rev like crazy, followed by a screech and a loud (and prolly $$$) crunch. He backed the truck into his wife’s car: the hood is pinched up and the rad is prolly pooched. Poor slob. 
Isn’t that the point of those trucks? - totally destroy anything you hit but you’ll be safe.
The truck may be fine, but he has a wife and two teenage daughters. He is far from safe. 
He’s not a small fella, but his wife works out and she is ripped. She could prolly kick his 
but good!! 