hey kid, here’s a big pile of nothing for you, now GET THE HELL OFF MY FLOOR!!!
I have successfully still not opened the Halloween candy purchased last week 
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You know you want to. 
I’m wondering how early I can break it out.
See my post above.
I’ve only eaten one bag so far.
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guys, my neighbor has a bowl of candy outside their door for kids to take. should i steal it? I’ll be like the grinch that stole halloween.
We’ve got full sized candy bars, boxes of boogers ( thanks Goa), ring pops and sleeves of those monster bubble gum to hand out .
We are set up at a table in the front of the garage this year, so I’ve added trick or treat for mom and dad- shots of sambucca. Already had my first round.i guess I didn’t think that one through.
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Surprised first kid didn’t come till 5 minutes ago, slower start than I was thinking given it’s a Sunday
All the candy and the bowl too. Don’t want rats in the building. 
If it is not near you, put up.sign that says come back 3 am, more candy will be available.
i’m not entirely following why i’d want them to go back anywhere at 3am
TAKE THE CANDY AND GODDAMN LEAVE! WHY THE FUCK DO THEY NEED TO LINGER OUTSIDE MY DOOR?
Kids are like, this is the best house ever!
I’m like, don’t tell me, tell the neighbours. Ask for Steve.
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Sambucca’s my best seller. Had to crack a second bottle.
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do you need to have a kid with you to get said sambucca or can someone who hates kids stop on over for a shot?
All ages welcome. Lights might be out by the time you get here though.
The kids are very wavy here, none for 5-10 minutes, then a dozen all of the sudden
A lot of families are walking by my house but not stopping by…I wonder if word has gotten out that I’m giving out boxes of RaiSINs
Actually, they’re Baby Ruths (fun size)
But I laced them with RaiSINs!!!
No, I didn’t.
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I heard some places were giving out Sambuca shots…
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