I asked my spouse and she said no thank you, so I can’t help either, sorry.
I could imagine the arched eyebrows response so I didn’t bother.
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Pretty much but both eyebrows. She can’t raise only one.
Did you know this before you got married?
JFGW: “There was this one time when JFG had me train my eyebrows to do that Spock thing. I think it turned him on, so, like a good wife, I worked on it.”
I think we can come up with a bunch of anecdotes that wives of GoA posters would say. For a story. For the OP.
You know come to think of it that JFG(x?)LF thread would be a wealth of information… (I kid, I kid)
I love when Phil does that on TAR.
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Need a raised eyebrows with purses lips emoji.
Some additional options, perhaps?
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VA obviously has a lot of experience in this department. Decades even.
Definitely the top one. The second one if she had a monocle.

Stu can do the one-eyebrow trick… and on both sides
(not at the same time, even)
(he’ll alternate… it’s a bit annoying)
I just tested it… I can only do one side’s eyebrow :(. It’s either both, or the right one. Left one doesn’t have that independent functionality.
Hm, I’ve never given it much thought, but I can only do the left, and not on cue. It’s my default “is this conversation really happening?” face in meetings.
That’s a fair point, I have a meeting with IT later which might result in some new eyebrow functionality.
I think I have a monocle around here somewhere . . .
[starts looking in desk drawers]
We need a poll. I can move either eyebrow independently, or both, but my go-to move is to raise the left one.