Eagles-Tampa doesn’t matter either?
Correct…not for determining this week’s winner…
Here are the results for week 3:
No. Player 3 OutdoormanNowActuary 12-4 6 TheArbitrary 12-4 19 Conor Orr 12-4 1 UltimateAnyone 11-5 5 A695814 11-5 9 Mountainhawk 11-5 11 redearedslider 11-5 14 IPD 11-5 15 JudgeSmails 11-5 16 Jahiegel 11-5 2 Funemployed 10-6 4 PatientZombie 10-6 10 Kid_Rock 10-6 7 Carrie’s Carebears 9-7 8 Ezekial_Cumberland 9-7 12 Vorian_Atreides 9-7 13 ldancer911 9-7 98 zAll Home Teams 9-7 17 3rookie 8-8 18 Adam Ranks 8-8
Congratulations to @OutdoormanNowActuary. You won the Lovable Losers award: you may guarantee one matchup for the team you picked the least. For you, that is the Cardinals, and you picked them once, in Week 10, against the Falcons. You have no choice in this matter. It’s the only option for this award.
Hold on a moment, there’s more exciting news! You, along with @TheArbitrary, are the proud recipients of the Change one future pick award: You may change one of your future picks. Use for any future week, but declare it before the kickoff of the game it affects. This award expires at the end of the season.
Given there was no sole last place player this week, there, again, will be no VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award).
Here are the overall results after week 3:
Place No. Player 1 6 TheArbitrary 30-18 62.50% 2 11 redearedslider 30-18 62.50% 3 13 ldancer911 30-18 62.50% 4 15 JudgeSmails 30-18 62.50% 5 16 Jahiegel 30-18 62.50% 6 3 OutdoormanNowActuary 29-19 60.42% 7 10 Kid_Rock 29-19 60.42% 8 14 IPD 29-19 60.42% 9 1 UltimateAnyone 28-20 58.33% 10 2 Funemployed 27-21 56.25% 11 4 PatientZombie 27-21 56.25% 12 5 A695814 27-21 56.25% 13 7 Carrie’s Carebears 27-21 56.25% 14 8 Ezekial_Cumberland 27-21 56.25% 15 9 Mountainhawk 27-21 56.25% 16 12 Vorian_Atreides 27-21 56.25% 17 19 Conor Orr 27-21 56.25% 18 17 3rookie 26-22 54.17% 19 18 Adam Ranks 24-24 50.00% 20 98 zAll Home Teams 22-26 45.83%
3/4 this week.
6 out of 8 for the season.
COFP: Jets to Chiefs
Contrails to Kaw trails.

Week 4 Bengals Over Titans
Week 4 49ers Over Cardinals
1/2 this week.
Going into the night game, here are this week’s winning scenarios:
Chiefs, Seahawks - @PatientZombie; Runners up: @TheArbitrary, Carrie’s Carebears; VALSA: @Ezekial_Cumberland
Jets, Seahawks - @Vorian_Atreides
[Chiefs, Jets], Giants - @PatientZombie; Runner up: Carrie’s Carebears
Oh so close!
Here are the results for week 4:
No. Player 4 PatientZombie 12-4 6 TheArbitrary 12-4 7 Carrie’s Carebears 12-4 2 Funemployed 11-5 3 OutdoormanNowActuary 11-5 5 A695814 11-5 12 Vorian_Atreides 11-5 10 Kid_Rock 10-6 11 redearedslider 10-6 14 IPD 10-6 15 JudgeSmails 9-7 16 Jahiegel 9-7 17 3rookie 9-7 19 Conor Orr 9-7 1 UltimateAnyone 8-8 9 Mountainhawk 8-8 13 ldancer911 8-8 18 Adam Ranks 8-8 98 zAll Home Teams 8-8 8 Ezekial_Cumberland 6-10
Congratulations to @PatientZombie. You won the Lovable Losers award: you may guarantee one matchup for the team you picked the least. For you, that is the Cardinals, and you picked them once, in Week 10, against the Falcons. You have no choice in this matter. It’s the only option for this award. (Deja vu…deja vu…deja vu…)
Hold on a moment, there’s more exciting news! You, along with @TheArbitrary and Carrie’s Carebears, are the proud recipients of the Change one future pick award: You may change one of your future picks. Use for any future week, but declare it before the kickoff of the game it affects. This award expires at the end of the season. (Deja vu…deja vu…deja vu…)
And now, for the announcement you’ve all been waiting for, our first VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) of the season. Congratulations, @Ezekial_Cumberland, you have won a limited-time COFP. If you choose to use it, It must be declared before TNF’s kickoff

The [VALSA-COFP], if used, may be used for any future game but must be declared before the next week’s first game of the week (usually, TNF).
This week…
@OutdoormanNowActuary’s COFP play was nothing short of a touchdown pass. Swapping the Jets for the Chiefs turned his prediction game into a Mahomes-style masterpiece, leading to victory on the gridiron.
Here are the overall results after week 4:
Place No. Player 1 6 TheArbitrary 42-22 65.63% 2 3 OutdoormanNowActuary 40-24 62.50% 3 11 redearedslider 40-24 62.50% 4 4 PatientZombie 39-25 60.94% 5 7 Carrie’s Carebears 39-25 60.94% 6 10 Kid_Rock 39-25 60.94% 7 14 IPD 39-25 60.94% 8 15 JudgeSmails 39-25 60.94% 9 16 Jahiegel 39-25 60.94% 10 2 Funemployed 38-26 59.38% 11 5 A695814 38-26 59.38% 12 12 Vorian_Atreides 38-26 59.38% 13 13 ldancer911 38-26 59.38% 14 1 UltimateAnyone 36-28 56.25% 15 19 Conor Orr 36-28 56.25% 16 9 Mountainhawk 35-29 54.69% 17 17 3rookie 35-29 54.69% 18 8 Ezekial_Cumberland 33-31 51.56% 19 18 Adam Ranks 32-32 50.00% 20 98 zAll Home Teams 30-34 46.88%
Weak 5: switch Bad News Bears to Riverboat Ron Redskins
Bears’ porridge is blown away at George’s Command.

And now, for the announcement you’ve all been waiting for, our first VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) of the season. Congratulations, @Ezekial_Cumberland, you have won a limited-time COFP. If you choose to use it, It must be declared before TNF’s kickoff
Week 6: Jets → Eagles

Week 6: Jets → Eagles
Gangrene → Gang Green?
Fly Fly!

Week 6: Jets → Eagles
Noted
Off to a surprisingly good start this year. Home teams aren’t doing so hot
I’ve now got 7 COFPs banked… and coincidentally I’ve picked the Panthers to win 7 games in Weeks 8-16… Not saying anything now, but I see a path to hilarity.
If you don’t plan to use them all, I know a guy who is looking for a few extras…
Going into the night game, the only thing up for grabs is the runner up trophy…
[Cowboys, 49ers], Packers - @Carrie’s Carebears; Runner up: @redearedslider
[Cowboys, 49ers], Raiders - @Carrie’s Carebears