COFP X2:
Week 13;Browns@Texans;Texans 
Browns
Week 13;Seahawks@Rams;Rams Seahawks
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Noted
Noted²
Proposal for a new award although I haven’t decided on the name but it’s either
Let’s Go Streaking or Heat Index: 5 consecutive weeks over 10 wins
2 prizes: The winner of this award gets one COFP for the following week as well as opportunity to change a pick the following week for any other player. Streak is reset to 0 once award achieved.
Thank you for your award idea submission. The Awards Committee will add it to the agenda for their off season retreat…probably right after the afternoon coffee break. This year, we’ve been promised 
as well.
I vote a big “AW, HELL NAH!!!” on the changing someone else’s pick part. The rest sounds interesting.
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Yeah, I don’t like the idea of being able to change someone else’s pick.
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Historically, the competition committee has not looked kindly upon gettin all up into another player’s bizness.
That’s unlikely to change.
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Going into the night game, it’s all over except for the VALSA.
Carrie’s Carebears will win with runners up @ldancer911 & @twig93.
The VALSA will be won by @IPD iff Cowboys & Buccaneers win.
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Even though this is technically going to go down as a successful COFP… I feel like it should be a loss given the performance of the player selected.
I dunno… the Texans really are THAT bad
3 D/ST TDs and 2 FGs… they are that bad, but declaring your pick for Monsieur Massage and his 131 yards, 2 picks, and 3 ypc feels like a bigger defeat 
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You have to remember, I’m used to Chicago Bear quality QB-ing
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I’ll consider giving it a 5*.
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Here are the results for week 13:
No. Player 11 Carrie’s Carebears 13-1-1 13 ldancer911 13-1-1 16 twig93 13-1-1 1 UltimateAnyone 12-2-1 7 A695814 12-2-1 15 TheArbitrary 12-2-1 17 SteveWhite 12-2-1 19 Jahiegel 12-2-1 99 zConsensus 12-2-1 2 Funemployed 11-3-1 3 Mountainhawk 11-3-1 4 OutdoormanNowActuary 11-3-1 5 PatientZombie 11-3-1 6 Grizz 11-3-1 8 Ezekial_Cumberland 11-3-1 18 JudgeSmails 11-3-1 9 Kid_Rock 10-4-1 12 redearedslider 7-7-1 20 IPD 5-9-1 98 zAll Home Teams 9-5-1 10 Vorian_Atreides 7-7-1 14 3rookie 7-7-1
Congratulations to Week 13 winner, Carrie’s Carebears. He will receive the Numbers’ Nudge Award with 13.5 points to distribute to his picks as he sees fit. However, the default will be to apply all 13.5 points to his Week 14 Panthers over Seahawks pick.
He, along with @ldancer911 & @twig93, have also won the Change one future pick award. That bad boy may be declared at any time and expires at the end of the season.
There is no VALSA this week since misery loves company.
This week…
COFPs:
@UltimateAnyone & @Funemployed used a COFP to change their Texans pick to the Browns. 
UltimateAnyone & @OutdoormanNowActuary used a COFP to change their Rams pick to the Seahawks.
@3rookie used his VALSA to change his Broncos pick to the Ravens
A695814 used his Random Poster’s Lucky 7 Award to add all seven points to his Texans over Browns pick. He needed at least six more. 
Here are the overall results after week 13:
Place No. Player Place No. Player 1 11 Carrie’s Carebears 123-70-2 63.59% 2 4 OutdoormanNowActuary 122-70-3 63.33% 3 6 Grizz 122-71-2 63.08% 4 3 Mountainhawk 120-71-4 62.56% 5 7 A695814 121-72-2 62.56% 6 16 twig93 120-73-2 62.05% 7 99 zConsensus 120-73-2 62.05% 8 18 JudgeSmails 117-76-2 60.51% 9 19 Jahiegel 116-77-2 60.00% 10 5 PatientZombie 115-78-2 59.49% 11 15 TheArbitrary 115-78-2 59.49% 12 2 Funemployed 114-79-2 58.97% 13 8 Ezekial_Cumberland 114-79-2 58.97% 14 17 SteveWhite 114-79-2 58.97% 15 1 UltimateAnyone 112-81-2 57.95% 16 9 Kid_Rock 109-84-2 56.41% 17 98 zAll Home Teams 107-86-2 55.38% 18 13 ldancer911 106-87-2 54.87% 19 20 IPD 106-87-2 54.87% 20 10 Vorian_Atreides 103-90-2 53.33% 21 12 redearedslider 103-90-2 53.33% 22 14 3rookie 99-94-2 51.28%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players
All Time Standings - Current Year Players
| player | wins | losses | ties | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TheArbitrary | 2177 | 1348 | 14 | 0.6171 |
| PatientZombie | 2175 | 1350 | 14 | 0.6166 |
| Kid_Rock | 2133 | 1393 | 13 | 0.6045 |
| Ezekial_Cumberland | 1980 | 1291 | 12 | 0.6049 |
| Funemployed | 1860 | 1154 | 13 | 0.6166 |
| ldancer911 | 1727 | 1287 | 13 | 0.5727 |
| A695814 | 1650 | 1109 | 12 | 0.5976 |
| UltimateAnyone | 1622 | 1137 | 12 | 0.5875 |
| Mountainhawk | 1317 | 934 | 8 | 0.5848 |
| IPD | 1281 | 968 | 10 | 0.5693 |
| Carrie’s Carebears | 1202 | 792 | 9 | 0.6023 |
| 3rookie | 1158 | 836 | 9 | 0.5804 |
| Vorian_Atreides | 1078 | 915 | 10 | 0.5407 |
| Jahiegel | 950 | 534 | 7 | 0.6395 |
| redearedslider | 860 | 622 | 9 | 0.5798 |
| twig93 | 720 | 509 | 6 | 0.5854 |
| JudgeSmails | 289 | 175 | 3 | 0.6221 |
| Grizz | 282 | 182 | 3 | 0.6071 |
| OutdoormanNowActuary | 279 | 184 | 4 | 0.6017 |
| SteveWhite | 114 | 79 | 2 | 0.5897 |
Did Kid_Rock break a rule somewhere?
Side thought on this - should this be based on number of wins or number of losses? (Just thinking about those weeks where there are only 13 or 14 games, due to byes - a lot harder to get to 10 wins on a 13 game week than on a full slate of games.)
Yeah, the unwritten rule of…well, I can’t write it down or else it won’t be unwritten anymore.
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COFP… and I don’t feel good about this one at all… Rams to Raiders for Week 14
Carrie’s Carebears has done his best Hakeem Olajuwon impression and rejected the default. Instead he will apply all 13.5 points to his Vikings over Lions pick this week.