twig93
September 6, 2022, 8:16pm
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I debated whether to participate this year after my abysmal performance last year, but since I am glutton for punishment…
Rams
I didn’t copy over the “weeks”, so let me know if anything looks off, such as I picked the Bears to win a Bengals-Steelers game or other such nonsense.
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Week 1;Bills@Rams; Rams
I decided the quote tags were extraneous information. Many of these picks may well be extraneous information, but I left them.
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1695814
September 6, 2022, 11:06pm
68
We’re glad you’re here.
Your entry is perfectly cromulent.
Now in her 5th year, we welcome back twig93 (600-436-4 57.9%). Of those, who have completed 4 years of this fantastic contest, her record ranks above the median.
The Buccaneers prey on Spanish settlements, shipping, and NFL teams running up 16 wins. The Texans & Falcons would like to take flight to Cancun instead of suffering through a 16-loss season.
twig93’s Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Bills 14 3
Dolphins 9 8
Patriots 8 9
Jets 3 14
AFC North
Bengals 14 3
Ravens 14 3
Browns 7 10
Steelers 5 12
AFC South
Colts 10 7
Titans 10 7
Jaguars 2 15
Texans 1 16
AFC West
Chargers 13 4
Chiefs 13 4
Broncos 10 7
Raiders 10 7NFC East
Eagles 13 4
Cowboys 12 5
Commanders 7 10
Giants 4 13
NFC North
Packers 15 2
Bears 5 12
Lions 5 12
Vikings 5 12
NFC South
Buccaneers 16 1
Saints 6 11
Panthers 2 15
Falcons 1 16
NFC West
49ers 15 2
Rams 12 5
Cardinals 7 10
Seahawks 4 13
1695814
September 6, 2022, 11:16pm
69
I got a double-order of neous in my Subway Footlong Pass today. There’s a lot of extra neous on my shirt. I should have called a running play.
We welcome Rookie SteveWhite to the fold. The Buccaneers pirate their way to a perfect season. Stop me if you’ve heard this one is a silly phrase…especially since you cannot stop me, you can only hope to contain me…the Texans are flying standby to Cancun and have brought along a Falcon as their support animal.
SteveWhite’s Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Bills 14 3
Dolphins 9 8
Patriots 8 9
Jets 2 15
AFC North
Bengals 15 2
Ravens 14 3
Browns 8 9
Steelers 4 13
AFC South
Colts 10 7
Titans 10 7
Jaguars 2 15
Texans 1 16
AFC West
Chargers 13 4
Chiefs 13 4
Broncos 9 8
Raiders 9 8NFC East
Cowboys 12 5
Eagles 12 5
Commanders 8 9
Giants 4 13
NFC North
Packers 15 2
Bears 6 11
Lions 4 13
Vikings 4 13
NFC South
Buccaneers 17 0
Saints 6 11
Panthers 2 15
Falcons 1 16
NFC West
49ers 15 2
Rams 13 4
Cardinals 8 9
Seahawks 4 13
twig93
September 6, 2022, 11:16pm
70
That’s good to know; I wouldn’t have guessed that. Must have been from seasons 2 & 3 because I think my 1st & 4th were both pretty bad.
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1695814
September 6, 2022, 11:20pm
71
Hey, everybody, if you’re looking for something else that’s fun to do and NFL football related and doesn’t take up too much time, be sure to check out 2022 Double Elimination Reverse Suicide Pool . Just like the FSP contest, the more the merrier, especially if your name is Mary.
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twig93
September 6, 2022, 11:28pm
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Thanks for the shout-out! The Reverse Suicide game doesn’t require much time if you don’t want it to. Pick one team to lose each week; can’t pick the same team more than once. Easy!
In… da house of pain!
Summary
Week 1;Bills@Rams;Rams
Hope I did this correctly!
Sorry Seahawk or Texan fans! I’m just a Jet fan, so please go easy on me.
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1695814
September 7, 2022, 4:15am
74
After a solid rookie season, we welcome back JudgeSmails (172-99-1 63.4%) to the fold. The 49ers, Texans, & Seahawks all achieve perfection in one way or another.
JudgeSmails’ Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Bills 15 2
Patriots 8 9
Dolphins 6 11
Jets 3 14
AFC North
Ravens 15 2
Bengals 11 6
Steelers 11 6
Browns 7 10
AFC South
Colts 12 5
Titans 7 10
Jaguars 2 15
Texans 0 17
AFC West
Chargers 13 4
Chiefs 13 4
Broncos 11 6
Raiders 5 12NFC East
Eagles 13 4
Cowboys 12 5
Giants 7 10
Commanders 3 14
NFC North
Packers 14 3
Vikings 13 4
Lions 8 9
Bears 3 14
NFC South
Buccaneers 16 1
Saints 6 11
Panthers 3 14
Falcons 1 16
NFC West
49ers 17 0
Rams 11 6
Cardinals 6 11
Seahawks 0 17
Worth noting that Kyle Brandt of NFL Network predicts Kirk Cousins to be this year’s MVP.
Getting spicy already!
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1695814
September 8, 2022, 10:49pm
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Jahiegel:
Welcome back to 6th-year player, 2020 Champion, & Hall of Famer, Jahiegel (834-457-5 64.5%). He slips his entry in with plenty of time to spare. The Texans slip on a banana peel and fail to win at all. The Buccaneers buffalo their way to sixteen wins.
Editor’s note: his entry failed to pick a winner for the Cowboys@Commanders game. Via PM, he clarified that he would choose the Cowboys. That may or may not be reflected in his post above.
Jahiegel’s Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Bills 14 3
Dolphins 9 8
Patriots 8 9
Jets 3 14
AFC North
Ravens 13 4
Bengals 11 6
Browns 6 11
Steelers 4 13
AFC South
Colts 10 7
Titans 10 7
Jaguars 3 14
Texans 0 17
AFC West
Chargers 13 4
Chiefs 13 4
Broncos 11 6
Raiders 9 8NFC East
Eagles 13 4
Cowboys 12 5
Commanders 9 8
Giants 5 12
NFC North
Packers 15 2
Vikings 10 7
Lions 3 14
Bears 2 15
NFC South
Buccaneers 16 1
Saints 8 9
Panthers 5 12
Falcons 2 15
NFC West
49ers 12 5
Rams 12 5
Cardinals 7 10
Seahawks 4 13
1695814
September 8, 2022, 10:56pm
78
tick tock tick tockare my folks I don’t know what you’re doing here.
IPD
September 8, 2022, 11:04pm
79
Week 1;Bills@Rams;Bills
Welp, this is model of weighted randomization of game results. I’m not expecting much. It originally picked the Jets to beat the Ravens in week one and I told it to go back and churn more numbers until I get better results. I think it hates me.
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1695814
September 8, 2022, 11:30pm
80
IPD:
Welp
Welpcome back to 9th year player, IPD (1175-881-8 57.1%). His favorite team is the Ravens. The Panthers, though horrible, manage four wins.
IPD’s Predicted Standings:
AFC East
Dolphins 11 6
Bills 10 7
Jets 6 11
Patriots 6 11
AFC North
Ravens 13 4
Browns 10 7
Bengals 9 8
Steelers 7 10
AFC South
Colts 12 5
Titans 11 6
Jaguars 6 11
Texans 5 12
AFC West
Chiefs 11 6
Chargers 9 8
Broncos 8 9
Raiders 5 12NFC East
Cowboys 10 7
Giants 10 7
Eagles 8 9
Commanders 5 12
NFC North
Lions 12 5
Bears 9 8
Vikings 9 8
Packers 6 11
NFC South
Saints 10 7
Buccaneers 7 10
Falcons 6 11
Panthers 4 13
NFC West
Rams 12 5
49ers 10 7
Cardinals 10 7
Seahawks 5 12
1695814
September 8, 2022, 11:31pm
81
Nice. That gets us up to an even 20 players. I can still alt i c in my spreadsheet if anyone else wants to join…you’ve still got about an hour.
IPD
September 8, 2022, 11:33pm
82
I didn’t even check my predicted standings. Giants match the Bills in wins? Lions match the Rams? It was an honor and a pleasure to do business with everyone. Next time I’ll spot check beyond the 1pm games of week 1.
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1695814
September 8, 2022, 11:34pm
83
You have ~forty-seven minutes to resubmit.
Considerably more time than that, but likely to be 1 game behind most or all of the field if later.
1695814
September 9, 2022, 1:03am
85
Regular entries are closed.
Late entries, with a loss for the Week 1;Bills@Rams game, will be accepted until Sunday’s kickoff.
