2022 GoActuary Kirk Cousins Stinks NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

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Week 1;Bills@Rams;
Week 1;Ravens@Jets;
Week 1;Browns@Panthers;
Week 1;Colts@Texans;
Week 1;Jaguars@Commanders;
Week 1;Patriots@Dolphins;
Week 1;Saints@Falcons;
Week 1;Eagles@Lions;
Week 1;Steelers@Bengals;
Week 1;49ers@Bears;
Week 1;Packers@Vikings;
Week 1;Chiefs@Cardinals;
Week 1;Raiders@Chargers;
Week 1;Giants@Titans;
Week 1;Buccaneers@Cowboys;
Week 1;Broncos@Seahawks;
Week 2;Chargers@Chiefs;
Week 2;Panthers@Giants;
Week 2;Colts@Jaguars;
Week 2;Dolphins@Ravens;
Week 2;Patriots@Steelers;
Week 2;Jets@Browns;
Week 2;Buccaneers@Saints;
Week 2;Commanders@Lions;
Week 2;Falcons@Rams;
Week 2;Seahawks@49ers;
Week 2;Cardinals@Raiders;
Week 2;Bengals@Cowboys;
Week 2;Texans@Broncos;
Week 2;Bears@Packers;
Week 2;Titans@Bills;
Week 2;Vikings@Eagles;
Week 3;Steelers@Browns;
Week 3;Ravens@Patriots;
Week 3;Bills@Dolphins;
Week 3;Bengals@Jets;
Week 3;Lions@Vikings;
Week 3;Texans@Bears;
Week 3 in London;Chiefs@Colts;
Week 3;Raiders@Titans;
Week 3;Saints@Panthers;
Week 3;Eagles@Commanders;
Week 3;Jaguars@Chargers;
Week 3;Falcons@Seahawks;
Week 3;Packers@Buccaneers;
Week 3;Rams@Cardinals;
Week 3;49ers@Broncos;
Week 3;Cowboys@Giants;
Week 4;Dolphins@Bengals;
Week 4;Vikings@Saints;
Week 4;Bills@Ravens;
Week 4;Bears@Giants;
Week 4;Browns@Falcons;
Week 4;Jaguars@Eagles;
Week 4;Chargers@Texans;
Week 4;Jets@Steelers;
Week 4;Seahawks@Lions;
Week 4;Titans@Colts;
Week 4;Commanders@Cowboys;
Week 4 in London;Cardinals@Panthers;
Week 4;Broncos@Raiders;
Week 4;Patriots@Packers;
Week 4;Chiefs@Buccaneers;
Week 4;Rams@49ers;
Week 5;Colts@Broncos;
Week 5;Giants@Packers;
Week 5;Falcons@Buccaneers;
Week 5;Bears@Vikings;
Week 5;Lions@Patriots;
Week 5;Texans@Jaguars;
Week 5;Chargers@Browns;
Week 5;Dolphins@Jets;
Week 5;Steelers@Bills;
Week 5;Seahawks@Saints;
Week 5;Titans@Commanders;
Week 5;49ers@Panthers;
Week 5;Cowboys@Rams;
Week 5;Eagles@Cardinals;
Week 5;Bengals@Ravens;
Week 5;Raiders@Chiefs;
Week 6;Commanders@Bears;
Week 6;Ravens@Giants;
Week 6;Bengals@Saints;
Week 6;Jaguars@Colts;
Week 6;Vikings@Dolphins;
Week 6;Patriots@Browns;
Week 6;Jets@Packers;
Week 6;49ers@Falcons;
Week 6;Buccaneers@Steelers;
Week 6;Cardinals@Seahawks;
Week 6;Panthers@Rams;
Week 6;Bills@Chiefs;
Week 6;Cowboys@Eagles;
Week 6;Broncos@Chargers;
Week 7;Saints@Cardinals;
Week 7;Falcons@Bengals;
Week 7;Browns@Ravens;
Week 7;Lions@Cowboys;
Week 7;Packers@Commanders;
Week 7;Colts@Titans;
Week 7;Giants@Jaguars;
Week 7;Buccaneers@Panthers;
Week 7;Texans@Raiders;
Week 7;Jets@Broncos;
Week 7;Chiefs@49ers;
Week 7;Seahawks@Chargers;
Week 7;Steelers@Dolphins;
Week 7;Bears@Patriots;
Week 8;Ravens@Buccaneers;
Week 8;Broncos@Jaguars;
Week 8;Cardinals@Vikings;
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;
Week 8;Bears@Cowboys;
Week 8;Raiders@Saints;
Week 8;Dolphins@Lions;
Week 8;Patriots@Jets;
Week 8;Steelers@Eagles;
Week 8;Titans@Texans;
Week 8 in London;Giants@Seahawks;
Week 8;49ers@Rams;
Week 8;Commanders@Colts;
Week 8;Packers@Bills;
Week 8;Bengals@Browns;
Week 9;Eagles@Texans;
Week 9;Bills@Jets;
Week 9;Panthers@Bengals;
Week 9;Packers@Lions;
Week 9;Colts@Patriots;
Week 9;Raiders@Jaguars;
Week 9;Chargers@Falcons;
Week 9;Dolphins@Bears;
Week 9;Vikings@Commanders;
Week 9;Seahawks@Cardinals;
Week 9;Rams@Buccaneers;
Week 9;Titans@Chiefs;
Week 9;Ravens@Saints;
Week 10;Falcons@Panthers;
Week 10;Seahawks@Buccaneers;
Week 10;Browns@Dolphins;
Week 10;Broncos@Titans;
Week 10;Lions@Bears;
Week 10;Texans@Giants;
Week 10;Jaguars@Chiefs;
Week 10;Vikings@Bills;
Week 10;Saints@Steelers;
Week 10;Colts@Raiders;
Week 10;Cardinals@Rams;
Week 10;Cowboys@Packers;
Week 10;Chargers@49ers;
Week 10;Commanders@Eagles;
Week 11;Titans@Packers;
Week 11;Panthers@Ravens;
Week 11;Bears@Falcons;
Week 11;Browns@Bills;
Week 11;Lions@Giants;
Week 11;Rams@Saints;
Week 11;Jets@Patriots;
Week 11;Eagles@Colts;
Week 11 in Munich;Commanders@Texans;
Week 11;Raiders@Broncos;
Week 11;Cowboys@Vikings;
Week 11;Chiefs@Chargers;
Week 11;Bengals@Steelers;
Week 11;49ers@Cardinals;
Week 12;Bills@Lions;
Week 12;Giants@Cowboys;
Week 12;Patriots@Vikings;
Week 12;Falcons@Commanders;
Week 12;Ravens@Jaguars;
Week 12;Bears@Jets;
Week 12;Bengals@Titans;
Week 12;Broncos@Panthers;
Week 12;Texans@Dolphins;
Week 12;Buccaneers@Browns;
Week 12;Raiders@Seahawks;
Week 12;Chargers@Cardinals;
Week 12;Rams@Chiefs;
Week 12;Saints@49ers;
Week 12;Packers@Eagles;
Week 12;Steelers@Colts;
Week 13;Bills@Patriots;
Week 13;Browns@Texans;
Week 13;Broncos@Ravens;
Week 13;Packers@Bears;
Week 13;Jaguars@Lions;
Week 13;Jets@Vikings;
Week 13;Steelers@Falcons;
Week 13;Titans@Eagles;
Week 13;Commanders@Giants;
Week 13;Dolphins@49ers;
Week 13;Seahawks@Rams;
Week 13;Chiefs@Bengals;
Week 13;Chargers@Raiders;
Week 13;Colts@Cowboys;
Week 13;Saints@Buccaneers;
Week 14;Raiders@Rams;
Week 14;Ravens@Steelers;
Week 14;Browns@Bengals;
Week 14;Texans@Cowboys;
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;
Week 14;Vikings@Lions;
Week 14;Jets@Bills;
Week 14;Eagles@Giants;
Week 14;Dolphins@Chargers;
Week 14;Panthers@Seahawks;
Week 14;Buccaneers@49ers;
Week 14;Chiefs@Broncos;
Week 14;Patriots@Cardinals;
Week 15;49ers@Seahawks;
Week 15;Falcons@Saints;
Week 15;Ravens@Browns;
Week 15;Cowboys@Jaguars;
Week 15;Lions@Jets;
Week 15;Colts@Vikings;
Week 15;Chiefs@Texans;
Week 15;Dolphins@Bills;
Week 15;Giants@Commanders;
Week 15;Eagles@Bears;
Week 15;Steelers@Panthers;
Week 15;Cardinals@Broncos;
Week 15;Bengals@Buccaneers;
Week 15;Titans@Chargers;
Week 15;Patriots@Raiders;
Week 15;Rams@Packers;
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;
Week 16;Falcons@Ravens;
Week 16;Bills@Bears;
Week 16;Bengals@Patriots;
Week 16;Lions@Panthers;
Week 16;Texans@Titans;
Week 16;Saints@Browns;
Week 16;Giants@Vikings;
Week 16;Seahawks@Chiefs;
Week 16;Commanders@49ers;
Week 16;Eagles@Cowboys;
Week 16;Raiders@Steelers;
Week 16;Packers@Dolphins;
Week 16;Broncos@Rams;
Week 16;Buccaneers@Cardinals;
Week 16;Chargers@Colts;
Week 17;Cowboys@Titans;
Week 17;Cardinals@Falcons;
Week 17;Panthers@Buccaneers;
Week 17;Bears@Lions;
Week 17;Browns@Commanders;
Week 17;Broncos@Chiefs;
Week 17;Colts@Giants;
Week 17;Jaguars@Texans;
Week 17;Dolphins@Patriots;
Week 17;Saints@Eagles;
Week 17;Steelers@Ravens;
Week 17;Jets@Seahawks;
Week 17;49ers@Raiders;
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;
Week 17;Rams@Chargers;
Week 17;Bills@Bengals;
Week 18;Cardinals@49ers;
Week 18;Ravens@Bengals;
Week 18;Panthers@Saints;
Week 18;Browns@Steelers;
Week 18;Cowboys@Commanders;
Week 18;Lions@Packers;
Week 18;Texans@Colts;
Week 18;Chiefs@Raiders;
Week 18;Chargers@Broncos;
Week 18;Rams@Seahawks;
Week 18;Vikings@Bears;
Week 18;Patriots@Bills;
Week 18;Giants@Eagles;
Week 18;Jets@Dolphins;
Week 18;Buccaneers@Falcons;
Week 18;Titans@Jaguars;
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Participation by Year

2009: 20
2010: 23
2011: 31
2012: 19
2013: 32
2014: 34
2015: 27
2016: 24
2017: 33
2018: 27
2019: 27
2020: 19
2021: 20

2022 Participants

UltimateAnyone
Funemployed
Mountainhawk
OutdoormanNowActuary
PatientZombie
Grizz
A695814
Ezekial_Cumberland
Kid_Rock
Vorian_Atreides
Carrie’s Carebears
redearedslider
ldancer911
3rookie
TheArbitrary
twig93
SteveWhite
JudgeSmails
Jahiegel
IPD

Preseason Awards:

The Great Minds Think Alike award for the two most correlated entries goes to @SteveWhite & @twig93 matching 96.3% of their picks.
The Opposites Attract award for the two least correlated entries goes to @3rookie & @IPD matching 51.5% their picks.
The Sheep award for the most correlated with the Consensus picks goes to @twig93 matching 94.1% of the Consensus picks.
The Goat award for the least correlated with the Consensus picks goes to @3rookie matching 61.8% of the Consensus picks.
The Homer award for the player who chose the most home teams goes to @Ezekial_Cumberland picking the home team 75.0% of the time.
The Rough Road Ahead award for the player who chose the most away teams goes to @redearedslider picking the away team 47.8% of the time.

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AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Player Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Steelers to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Change Packers to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 13 Change Texans to Browns :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 13 Change Rams to Seahawks :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 14 Change Broncos to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 3 Change Commanders to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 6 Change Falcons to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 6 Change Dolphins to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 13 Change Texans to Browns :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 15 Change Colts to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 3 Change Patriots to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 5 Change Falcons to Buccaneers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 7 Change Jaguars to Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 7 Change Steelers to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 7 Change Jaguars to Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 8 Change Packers to Bills :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Browns to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Broncos to Titans :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 8 Change Cardinals to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 10 Change Packers to Cowboys :rage:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 8 Change Steelers to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 10 Change Browns to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 11 Change Colts to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 10 Change Packers to Cowboys :rage:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 11 Change Packers to Titans :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 16 Change Packers to Dolphins :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 10 Change Packers to Cowboys :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 11 Change Chargers to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 11 Change Cardinals to 49ers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 9 Change Texans to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 10 Change Broncos to Titans :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 10 Change Texans to Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 11 Change Rams to Saints :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 12 Change Rams to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 4 Change Chargers to Texans :rage:
1 I Guarantee It Funemployed Wk 18 Guar Jaguars over Titans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 11 Change Cardinals to 49ers :green_heart:
2 I Guarantee It OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 18 Guarantee Falcons over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 13 Change Rams to Seahawks :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award IPD Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
3 Lovable Losers OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 18 Guarantee Texans over Colts :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 15 Change Buccaneers to Bengals :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 11 Change Chargers to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 5 Change Bengals to Ravens :green_heart:
4 Lovable Losers Grizz Wk 10 Guarantee Texans over Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 16 Change Cardinals to Buccaneers :popcorn:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk 5 Change Panthers to 49ers :green_heart:
5 Lovable Losers Mountainhawk Wk 15 Guarantee Jets over Lions :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 8 Change Patriots to Jets :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
6 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Mountainhawk Wk 9 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 12 Change Packers to Eagles :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award SteveWhite Wk 7 Change 49ers to Chiefs :green_heart:
7 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Vorian_Atreides Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 11 Change Cardinals to 49ers :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
8 Choose Your Own Adventure UltimateAnyone Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 14 Change Broncos to Chiefs :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 9 Change Texans to Eagles :green_heart:
9 Choose Your Own Adventure IPD Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 10 Change Texans to Giants :green_heart:
10 Choose Your Own Adventure OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 11 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Packers to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick SteveWhite :thinking:
Change One Future Pick JudgeSmails :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel Wk 11 Change Chargers to Chiefs :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Vikings :rage:
11 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 Carrie’s Carebears Wk 12 +7 Cardinals over Chargers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
12 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 A695814 Wk 13 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 14 Change Rams to Raiders :rage:
Change One Future Pick JudgeSmails :thinking:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 13 Change Broncos to Ravens :green_heart:
13 Numbers’ Nudge Carrie’s Carebears Wk 14 +13.5 Vikings over Lions :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
14 Numbers’ Nudge Carrie’s Carebears Wk 18 +10 Vikings over Bears :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick JudgeSmails :thinking:
15 Mob Insurance Vorian_Atreides Wk 16 Apply to Week 16 :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :thinking:

SURE THING™ Picks:

23-8 this year.

zConsensus’ Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      14  3
Dolphins    9  8
Patriots    8  9
Jets        3 14

AFC North
Bengals    14  3
Ravens     12  5
Browns      7 10
Steelers    5 12

AFC South
Colts      10  7
Titans     10  7
Jaguars     2 15
Texans      1 16

AFC West
Chargers   13  4
Chiefs     13  4
Broncos    11  6
Raiders    10  7
NFC East
Cowboys    13  4
Eagles     13  4
Commanders  6 11
Giants      5 12

NFC North
Packers    14  3
Vikings    10  7
Bears       4 13
Lions       4 13

NFC South
Buccaneers 15  2
Saints      6 11
Falcons     2 15
Panthers    2 15

NFC West
49ers      12  5
Rams       12  5
Cardinals   8  9
Seahawks    4 13

Here are the current members of the FSPHOF :

HALL OF FAME

Champ Player Wins Losses Ties % #
+++ TheArbitrary 2,062 1,270 12 61.84% 13
+ PatientZombie 2,060 1,272 12 61.78% 13
Kid_Rock 2,024 1,309 11 60.69% 13
+ Ezekial_Cumberland 1,866 1,212 10 60.59% 12
rekrap 1,861 1,202 9 60.73% 12
++ Funemployed 1,746 1,075 11 61.85% 11
+ trondogss 1,358 939 7 59.09% 9
+ Carrie’s Carebears 1,079 722 7 59.87% 7
+ Jahiegel 834 457 5 64.54% 5
+ JUICE 630 391 3 61.67% 4
+ YetAnotherCareerChanger 610 411 3 59.72% 4
+ sam10gle 167 89 0 65.23% 1

To qualify for the HOF a player must have either won a season or participated in 11/13 seasons*. This implies, of course, that a player’s membership can be revoked if they qualify only under the all-seasons provision.

*The FSPHOF committee is continually reviewing these requirements and can and will retroactively remove a player from the FSPHOF if they so choose.

Gotta keep one streak alive!!

Week 1;Bills@Rams;Rams
Week 1;Ravens@Jets;Ravens
Week 1;Browns@Panthers;Panthers
Week 1;Colts@Texans;Colts
Week 1;Jaguars@Commanders;Commanders
Week 1;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 1;Saints@Falcons;Saints
Week 1;Eagles@Lions;Lions
Week 1;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 1;49ers@Bears;49ers
Week 1;Packers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 1;Chiefs@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 1;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 1;Giants@Titans;Titans
Week 1;Buccaneers@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 1;Broncos@Seahawks;Broncos
Week 2;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 2;Panthers@Giants;Giants
Week 2;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 2;Dolphins@Ravens;Ravens
Week 2;Patriots@Steelers;Patriots
Week 2;Jets@Browns;Browns
Week 2;Buccaneers@Saints;Saints
Week 2;Commanders@Lions;Commanders
Week 2;Falcons@Rams;Rams
Week 2;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 2;Cardinals@Raiders;Cardinals
Week 2;Bengals@Cowboys;Bengals
Week 2;Texans@Broncos;Broncos
Week 2;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 2;Titans@Bills;Bills
Week 2;Vikings@Eagles;Eagles
Week 3;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 3;Ravens@Patriots;Patriots
Week 3;Bills@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 3;Bengals@Jets;Bengals
Week 3;Lions@Vikings;Vikings
Week 3;Texans@Bears;Bears
Week 3 in London;Chiefs@Colts;Chiefs
Week 3;Raiders@Titans;Titans
Week 3;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 3;Eagles@Commanders;Commanders
Week 3;Jaguars@Chargers;Chargers
Week 3;Falcons@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 3;Packers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 3;Rams@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 3;49ers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 3;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 4;Dolphins@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Vikings@Saints;Saints
Week 4;Bills@Ravens;Ravens
Week 4;Bears@Giants;Giants
Week 4;Browns@Falcons;Falcons
Week 4;Jaguars@Eagles;Eagles
Week 4;Chargers@Texans;Chargers
Week 4;Jets@Steelers;Steelers
Week 4;Seahawks@Lions;Lions
Week 4;Titans@Colts;Titans
Week 4;Commanders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4 in London;Cardinals@Panthers;Panthers
Week 4;Broncos@Raiders;Raiders
Week 4;Patriots@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Chiefs@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 4;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 5;Colts@Broncos;Broncos
Week 5;Giants@Packers;Packers
Week 5;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 5;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 5;Lions@Patriots;Patriots
Week 5;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 5;Chargers@Browns;Chargers
Week 5;Dolphins@Jets;Jets
Week 5;Steelers@Bills;Bills
Week 5;Seahawks@Saints;Saints
Week 5;Titans@Commanders;Titans
Week 5;49ers@Panthers;49ers
Week 5;Cowboys@Rams;Rams
Week 5;Eagles@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 5;Bengals@Ravens;Ravens
Week 5;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;Commanders@Bears;Commanders
Week 6;Ravens@Giants;Ravens
Week 6;Bengals@Saints;Saints
Week 6;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 6;Vikings@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 6;Patriots@Browns;Browns
Week 6;Jets@Packers;Packers
Week 6;49ers@Falcons;49ers
Week 6;Buccaneers@Steelers;Buccaneers
Week 6;Cardinals@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 6;Panthers@Rams;Rams
Week 6;Bills@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;Cowboys@Eagles;Eagles
Week 6;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Saints@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 7;Falcons@Bengals;Bengals
Week 7;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Lions@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 7;Packers@Commanders;Packers
Week 7;Colts@Titans;Titans
Week 7;Giants@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 7;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Raiders;Raiders
Week 7;Jets@Broncos;Broncos
Week 7;Chiefs@49ers;Chiefs
Week 7;Seahawks@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Steelers@Dolphins;Steelers
Week 7;Bears@Patriots;Patriots
Week 8;Ravens@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 8;Broncos@Jaguars;Broncos
Week 8;Cardinals@Vikings;Cardinals
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 8;Bears@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 8;Raiders@Saints;Saints
Week 8;Dolphins@Lions;Dolphins
Week 8;Patriots@Jets;Patriots
Week 8;Steelers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 8;Titans@Texans;Titans
Week 8 in London;Giants@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;49ers@Rams;Rams
Week 8;Commanders@Colts;Colts
Week 8;Packers@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Bengals@Browns;Browns
Week 9;Eagles@Texans;Texans
Week 9;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 9;Panthers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Packers@Lions;Lions
Week 9;Colts@Patriots;Patriots
Week 9;Raiders@Jaguars;Raiders
Week 9;Chargers@Falcons;Chargers
Week 9;Dolphins@Bears;Bears
Week 9;Vikings@Commanders;Vikings
Week 9;Seahawks@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 9;Rams@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 9;Titans@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Ravens@Saints;Saints
Week 10;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 10;Seahawks@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 10;Browns@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 10;Broncos@Titans;Titans
Week 10;Lions@Bears;Bears
Week 10;Texans@Giants;Giants
Week 10;Jaguars@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Vikings@Bills;Bills
Week 10;Saints@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Colts@Raiders;Raiders
Week 10;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 10;Cowboys@Packers;Cowboys
Week 10;Chargers@49ers;49ers
Week 10;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;Titans@Packers;Packers
Week 11;Panthers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 11;Bears@Falcons;Bears
Week 11;Browns@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Lions@Giants;Giants
Week 11;Rams@Saints;Rams
Week 11;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 11;Eagles@Colts;Colts
Week 11 in Munich;Commanders@Texans;Texans
Week 11;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 11;Cowboys@Vikings;Cowboys
Week 11;Chiefs@Chargers;Chargers
Week 11;Bengals@Steelers;Steelers
Week 11;49ers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 12;Bills@Lions;Bills
Week 12;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Patriots@Vikings;Vikings
Week 12;Falcons@Commanders;Commanders
Week 12;Ravens@Jaguars;Ravens
Week 12;Bears@Jets;Bears
Week 12;Bengals@Titans;Titans
Week 12;Broncos@Panthers;Broncos
Week 12;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Buccaneers@Browns;Buccaneers
Week 12;Raiders@Seahawks;Raiders
Week 12;Chargers@Cardinals;Chargers
Week 12;Rams@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 12;Saints@49ers;49ers
Week 12;Packers@Eagles;Packers
Week 12;Steelers@Colts;Colts
Week 13;Bills@Patriots;Patriots
Week 13;Browns@Texans;Texans
Week 13;Broncos@Ravens;Ravens
Week 13;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 13;Jaguars@Lions;Lions
Week 13;Jets@Vikings;Vikings
Week 13;Steelers@Falcons;Steelers
Week 13;Titans@Eagles;Titans
Week 13;Commanders@Giants;Commanders
Week 13;Dolphins@49ers;49ers
Week 13;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 13;Chiefs@Bengals;Bengals
Week 13;Chargers@Raiders;Raiders
Week 13;Colts@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 13;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Raiders@Rams;Rams
Week 14;Ravens@Steelers;Steelers
Week 14;Browns@Bengals;Bengals
Week 14;Texans@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Titans
Week 14;Vikings@Lions;Vikings
Week 14;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 14;Eagles@Giants;Giants
Week 14;Dolphins@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14;Panthers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 14;Buccaneers@49ers;49ers
Week 14;Chiefs@Broncos;Broncos
Week 14;Patriots@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 15;49ers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 15;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 15;Ravens@Browns;Browns
Week 15;Cowboys@Jaguars;Cowboys
Week 15;Lions@Jets;Jets
Week 15;Colts@Vikings;Vikings
Week 15;Chiefs@Texans;Chiefs
Week 15;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Giants@Commanders;Commanders
Week 15;Eagles@Bears;Bears
Week 15;Steelers@Panthers;Panthers
Week 15;Cardinals@Broncos;Broncos
Week 15;Bengals@Buccaneers;Bengals
Week 15;Titans@Chargers;Chargers
Week 15;Patriots@Raiders;Raiders
Week 15;Rams@Packers;Rams
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Falcons@Ravens;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Bears;Bills
Week 16;Bengals@Patriots;Bengals
Week 16;Lions@Panthers;Panthers
Week 16;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Saints@Browns;Browns
Week 16;Giants@Vikings;Vikings
Week 16;Seahawks@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Commanders@49ers;49ers
Week 16;Eagles@Cowboys;Eagles
Week 16;Raiders@Steelers;Steelers
Week 16;Packers@Dolphins;Packers
Week 16;Broncos@Rams;Rams
Week 16;Buccaneers@Cardinals;Buccaneers
Week 16;Chargers@Colts;Colts
Week 17;Cowboys@Titans;Titans
Week 17;Cardinals@Falcons;Cardinals
Week 17;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 17;Bears@Lions;Lions
Week 17;Browns@Commanders;Commanders
Week 17;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 17;Colts@Giants;Colts
Week 17;Jaguars@Texans;Texans
Week 17;Dolphins@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Saints@Eagles;Saints
Week 17;Steelers@Ravens;Steelers
Week 17;Jets@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 17;49ers@Raiders;Raiders
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Rams@Chargers;Chargers
Week 17;Bills@Bengals;Bengals
Week 18;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 18;Ravens@Bengals;Bengals
Week 18;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 18;Browns@Steelers;Steelers
Week 18;Cowboys@Commanders;Cowboys
Week 18;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 18;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 18;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Broncos;Chargers
Week 18;Rams@Seahawks;Rams
Week 18;Vikings@Bears;Vikings
Week 18;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 18;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 18;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 18;Buccaneers@Falcons;Buccaneers
Week 18;Titans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male,Female, or Neutral;Male

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P.S. You may want to revisit the first line in the original post…

First in our hearts and first in line, we welcome back 11-year veteran, UltimateAnyone, who boasts a lifetime record of 1510-1056-10 (58.8%).

As the first one in line he is guaranteed to win all tie breakers that he is involved in. If he resubmits his entries, he will lose his place in line, of course.

His favorite teams are the Chargers & Buccaneers at 13-4. The Falcons bring up the rear at 2-15.

Further, by entering before Juneteenth National Independence Day you have received 5 COFP awards. These may be used at anytime before the kickoff of the game to which they are applied. If you resubmit your entries, you will forfeit this award and your place in line.

UltimateAnyone’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      11  6
Patriots    9  8
Dolphins    7 10
Jets        3 14

AFC North
Bengals    12  5
Ravens     10  7
Steelers    9  8
Browns      6 11

AFC South
Titans     12  5
Colts       9  8
Texans      4 13
Jaguars     3 14

AFC West
Chargers   13  4
Chiefs     12  5
Broncos    10  7
Raiders     8  9
NFC East
Cowboys    12  5
Commanders  8  9
Eagles      7 10
Giants      5 12

NFC North
Packers    11  6
Vikings    10  7
Bears       6 11
Lions       5 12

NFC South
Buccaneers 13  4
Saints     11  6
Panthers    5 12
Falcons     2 15

NFC West
Rams       12  5
49ers      11  6
Cardinals  10  7
Seahawks    6 11
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Well, that stinks.

Another thing that stinks is that the intern last year must have messed up the all-time records. I hired a pricey consultant at weekend rates, I. P. Daly from P. Inthesea consultants, to restate earnings and institute new SOCKS controls. The EssySea is investigating. I should be able to avoid jail time. I’m pretty sure that what I have now is accurate, but there’s always a chance that it’s FUBAR’d like a piece of rusted, brittle rebar.

Here’s to another annual episode of Cheesehead Chokes!

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Mountainhawk

Week 1;Bills@Rams; Bills
Week 1;Ravens@Jets; Ravens
Week 1;Browns@Panthers; Panthers
Week 1;Colts@Texans; Colts
Week 1;Jaguars@Commanders; Commanders
Week 1;Patriots@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 1;Saints@Falcons; Falcons
Week 1;Eagles@Lions; Eagles
Week 1;Steelers@Bengals; Bengals
Week 1;49ers@Bears; 49ers
Week 1;Packers@Vikings; Packers
Week 1;Chiefs@Cardinals; Chiefs
Week 1;Raiders@Chargers; Chargers
Week 1;Giants@Titans; Titans
Week 1;Buccaneers@Cowboys; Buccaneers
Week 1;Broncos@Seahawks; Broncos
Week 2;Chargers@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 2;Panthers@Giants; Panthers
Week 2;Colts@Jaguars; Colts
Week 2;Dolphins@Ravens; Ravens
Week 2;Patriots@Steelers; Steelers
Week 2;Jets@Browns; Browns
Week 2;Buccaneers@Saints; Buccaneers
Week 2;Commanders@Lions; Commanders
Week 2;Falcons@Rams; Rams
Week 2;Seahawks@49ers; 49ers
Week 2;Cardinals@Raiders;Cardinals
Week 2;Bengals@Cowboys; Bengals
Week 2;Texans@Broncos; Broncos
Week 2;Bears@Packers; Packers
Week 2;Titans@Bills; Bills
Week 2;Vikings@Eagles; Eagles
Week 3;Steelers@Browns; Steelers
Week 3;Ravens@Patriots; Patriots
Week 3;Bills@Dolphins; Bills
Week 3;Bengals@Jets; Bengals
Week 3;Lions@Vikings; Vikings
Week 3;Texans@Bears; Bears
Week 3 in London;Chiefs@Colts; Chiefs
Week 3;Raiders@Titans; Raiders
Week 3;Saints@Panthers; Saints
Week 3;Eagles@Commanders; Eagles
Week 3;Jaguars@Chargers; Chargers
Week 3;Falcons@Seahawks; Falcons
Week 3;Packers@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 3;Rams@Cardinals; Cardinals
Week 3;49ers@Broncos; 49ers
Week 3;Cowboys@Giants; Cowboys
Week 4;Dolphins@Bengals; Bengals
Week 4;Vikings@Saints; Vikings
Week 4;Bills@Ravens; Bills
Week 4;Bears@Giants; Bears
Week 4;Browns@Falcons; Falcons
Week 4;Jaguars@Eagles; Eagles
Week 4;Chargers@Texans; Chargers
Week 4;Jets@Steelers; Steelers
Week 4;Seahawks@Lions; Seahawks
Week 4;Titans@Colts; Colts
Week 4;Commanders@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 4 in London;Cardinals@Panthers; Cardinals
Week 4;Broncos@Raiders; Broncos
Week 4;Patriots@Packers; Packers
Week 4;Chiefs@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 4;Rams@49ers; Rams
Week 5;Colts@Broncos; Broncos
Week 5;Giants@Packers;Packers
Week 5;Falcons@Buccaneers;Falcons
Week 5;Bears@Vikings; Vikings
Week 5;Lions@Patriots; Patriots
Week 5;Texans@Jaguars; Texans
Week 5;Chargers@Browns; Chargers
Week 5;Dolphins@Jets; Dolphins
Week 5;Steelers@Bills; Bills
Week 5;Seahawks@Saints; Saints
Week 5;Titans@Commanders; Titans
Week 5;49ers@Panthers; 49ers
Week 5;Cowboys@Rams; Rams
Week 5;Eagles@Cardinals; Cardinals
Week 5;Bengals@Ravens; Ravens
Week 5;Raiders@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 6;Commanders@Bears; Bears
Week 6;Ravens@Giants; Ravens
Week 6;Bengals@Saints; Bengals
Week 6;Jaguars@Colts; Colts
Week 6;Vikings@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 6;Patriots@Browns; Patriots
Week 6;Jets@Packers; Packers
Week 6;49ers@Falcons; Falcons
Week 6;Buccaneers@Steelers; Steelers
Week 6;Cardinals@Seahawks; Cardinals
Week 6;Panthers@Rams; Rams
Week 6;Bills@Chiefs; Bills
Week 6;Cowboys@Eagles; Eagles
Week 6;Broncos@Chargers; Chargers
Week 7;Saints@Cardinals; Cardinals
Week 7;Falcons@Bengals; Bengals
Week 7;Browns@Ravens; Ravens
Week 7;Lions@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 7;Packers@Commanders; Packers
Week 7;Colts@Titans; Titans
Week 7;Giants@Jaguars; Jaguars
Week 7;Buccaneers@Panthers; Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Raiders; Raiders
Week 7;Jets@Broncos; Broncos
Week 7;Chiefs@49ers; Chiefs
Week 7;Seahawks@Chargers; Chargers
Week 7;Steelers@Dolphins; Steelers
Week 7;Bears@Patriots; Patriots
Week 8;Ravens@Buccaneers; Ravens
Week 8;Broncos@Jaguars; Broncos
Week 8;Cardinals@Vikings;Vikings
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Panthers
Week 8;Bears@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 8;Raiders@Saints; Saints
Week 8;Dolphins@Lions; Dolphins
Week 8;Patriots@Jets; Patriots
Week 8;Steelers@Eagles; Eagles
Week 8;Titans@Texans; Titans
Week 8 in London;Giants@Seahawks; Giants
Week 8;49ers@Rams; Rams
Week 8;Commanders@Colts; Colts
Week 8;Packers@Bills; Bills
Week 8;Bengals@Browns;Browns
Week 9;Eagles@Texans;Eagles
Week 9;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 9;Panthers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Packers@Lions;Packers
Week 9;Colts@Patriots;Patriots
Week 9;Raiders@Jaguars;Raiders
Week 9;Chargers@Falcons;Chargers
Week 9;Dolphins@Bears;Dolphins
Week 9;Vikings@Commanders;Vikings
Week 9;Seahawks@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 9;Rams@Buccaneers;Rams
Week 9;Titans@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Ravens@Saints;Ravens
Week 10;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 10;Seahawks@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 10;Browns@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 10;Broncos@Titans;Broncos
Week 10;Lions@Bears;Bears
Week 10;Texans@Giants;Texans
Week 10;Jaguars@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Vikings@Bills;Bills
Week 10;Saints@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Colts@Raiders;Raiders
Week 10;Cardinals@Rams;Cardinals
Week 10;Cowboys@Packers;Packers
Week 10;Chargers@49ers;49ers
Week 10;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;Titans@Packers;Packers
Week 11;Panthers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 11;Bears@Falcons;Falcons
Week 11;Browns@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Lions@Giants;Giants
Week 11;Rams@Saints;Rams
Week 11;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 11;Eagles@Colts;Eagles
Week 11 in Munich;Commanders@Texans;Commanders
Week 11;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 11;Cowboys@Vikings;Cowboys
Week 11;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 11;Bengals@Steelers;Steelers
Week 11;49ers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 12;Bills@Lions;Bills
Week 12;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Patriots@Vikings;Vikings
Week 12;Falcons@Commanders;Commanders
Week 12;Ravens@Jaguars;Ravens
Week 12;Bears@Jets;Bears
Week 12;Bengals@Titans;Bengals
Week 12;Broncos@Panthers;Broncos
Week 12;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Buccaneers@Browns;Buccaneers
Week 12;Raiders@Seahawks;Raiders
Week 12;Chargers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 12;Rams@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 12;Saints@49ers; 49ers
Week 12;Packers@Eagles; Packers
Week 12;Steelers@Colts; Steelers
Week 13;Bills@Patriots; Bills
Week 13;Browns@Texans; Browns
Week 13;Broncos@Ravens; Ravens
Week 13;Packers@Bears; Packers
Week 13;Jaguars@Lions; Lions
Week 13;Jets@Vikings; Vikings
Week 13;Steelers@Falcons; Falcons
Week 13;Titans@Eagles; Eagles
Week 13;Commanders@Giants; Commanders
Week 13;Dolphins@49ers; 49ers
Week 13;Seahawks@Rams; Rams
Week 13;Chiefs@Bengals; Chiefs
Week 13;Chargers@Raiders; Raiders
Week 13;Colts@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 13;Saints@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 14;Raiders@Rams; Rams
Week 14;Ravens@Steelers; Ravens
Week 14;Browns@Bengals; Browns
Week 14;Texans@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans; Jaguars
Week 14;Vikings@Lions; Vikings
Week 14;Jets@Bills; Bills
Week 14;Eagles@Giants; Eagles
Week 14;Dolphins@Chargers; Dolphins
Week 14;Panthers@Seahawks; Panthers
Week 14;Buccaneers@49ers; 49ers
Week 14;Chiefs@Broncos; Chiefs
Week 14;Patriots@Cardinals; Cardinals
Week 15;49ers@Seahawks; 49ers
Week 15;Falcons@Saints; Saints
Week 15;Ravens@Browns; Browns
Week 15;Cowboys@Jaguars; Cowboys
Week 15;Lions@Jets; Jets
Week 15;Colts@Vikings; Vikings
Week 15;Chiefs@Texans; Chiefs
Week 15;Dolphins@Bills; Bills
Week 15;Giants@Commanders; Commanders
Week 15;Eagles@Bears; Eagles
Week 15;Steelers@Panthers; Steelers
Week 15;Cardinals@Broncos; Cardinals
Week 15;Bengals@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 15;Titans@Chargers;Chargers
Week 15;Patriots@Raiders;Patriots
Week 15;Rams@Packers;Rams
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jaguars
Week 16;Falcons@Ravens;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Bears;Bills
Week 16;Bengals@Patriots;Patriots
Week 16;Lions@Panthers;Panthers
Week 16;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Saints@Browns;Saints
Week 16;Giants@Vikings;Vikings
Week 16;Seahawks@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Commanders@49ers;49ers
Week 16;Eagles@Cowboys;Eagles
Week 16;Raiders@Steelers;Steelers
Week 16;Packers@Dolphins;Packers
Week 16;Broncos@Rams;Rams
Week 16;Buccaneers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 16;Chargers@Colts;Chargers
Week 17;Cowboys@Titans;Cowboys
Week 17;Cardinals@Falcons;Cardinals
Week 17;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 17;Bears@Lions;Bears
Week 17;Browns@Commanders; Browns
Week 17;Broncos@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 17;Colts@Giants;Colts
Week 17;Jaguars@Texans;Jaguars
Week 17;Dolphins@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Saints@Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Jets@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 17;49ers@Raiders;Raiders
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Rams@Chargers;Rams
Week 17;Bills@Bengals;Bills
Week 18;Cardinals@49ers;Cardinals
Week 18;Ravens@Bengals;Ravens
Week 18;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 18;Browns@Steelers;Browns
Week 18;Cowboys@Commanders;Cowboys
Week 18;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 18;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 18;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Broncos; Broncos
Week 18;Rams@Seahawks; Rams
Week 18;Vikings@Bears; Bears
Week 18;Patriots@Bills; Bills
Week 18;Giants@Eagles; Eagles
Week 18;Jets@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 18;Buccaneers@Falcons; Buccaneers
Week 18;Titans@Jaguars; Titans
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male,Female, or Neutral; Female

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:cheese: :popcorn:

Welcome back to 12-year veteran, two-time champion (2017 & 2019), and Hall of Famer, Funemployed (1746-1075-11 61.8%). He, also, has secured 5 COFP awards - second verse, same as the first.

Bills! Bills! Bills! Bills! :notes: Bills try to beautify :musical_note: …their trophy case.
The Jets are delayed like an American Airlines flight. Also, the overhead storage is already full.

Funemployed’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      17  0
Patriots    8  9
Dolphins    7 10
Jets        2 15

AFC North
Bengals    13  4
Ravens     13  4
Browns      7 10
Steelers    4 13

AFC South
Colts      11  6
Titans      6 11
Jaguars     3 14
Texans      3 14

AFC West
Raiders    13  4
Chargers   12  5
Chiefs     12  5
Broncos    11  6
NFC East
Cowboys    13  4
Eagles     12  5
Commanders  7 10
Giants      3 14

NFC North
Packers    14  3
Bears      10  7
Lions       6 11
Vikings     6 11

NFC South
Buccaneers 14  3
Saints      6 11
Falcons     3 14
Panthers    3 14

NFC West
Rams       13  4
Cardinals  10  7
49ers       5 12
Seahawks    5 12
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The mountain hawk-eagle is a large bird of prey native to Asia. A less widely recognized common English name is the feather-toed eagle.

Welcome back to 9-year veteran, Mountainhawk (1197-863-4 58.1%)

Third verse, I reckon, is same as the second…including the coda! 5 COFP awards? You betcha. Bills with a perfect record? Undoubtedly. Jets at the bottom of the league? For sure. She’s also checked the Lions in the cargo hold. We’ll be sure to fill up their water dish.

Mountainhawk’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      17  0
Patriots   10  7
Dolphins    9  8
Jets        1 16

AFC North
Ravens     14  3
Steelers   10  7
Bengals     8  9
Browns      7 10

AFC South
Colts       7 10
Titans      6 11
Jaguars     4 13
Texans      2 15

AFC West
Chiefs     15  2
Broncos    10  7
Chargers    9  8
Raiders     7 10
NFC East
Eagles     15  2
Cowboys    11  6
Commanders  6 11
Giants      2 15

NFC North
Packers    14  3
Vikings    10  7
Bears       7 10
Lions       1 16

NFC South
Buccaneers 11  6
Falcons     7 10
Panthers    6 11
Saints      6 11

NFC West
Cardinals  15  2
Rams       13  4
49ers      10  7
Seahawks    2 15

Outdoorman

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Refusing to answer the last question of the survey, we’re going to assume the “man” in Outdoorman should be taken literally.

Welcome back to 2-year veteran, OutdoormanNowActuary (157-114-1 57.9%).

The Texans & Jaguars are in the 2023-NFL-Draft-QB-sweepstakes. The Packers immunize themselves from losses & run away with the league.

Five COFPs for you!!!

OutdoormanNowActuary’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      14  3
Patriots   10  7
Dolphins    7 10
Jets        5 12

AFC North
Ravens     14  3
Browns      9  8
Bengals     7 10
Steelers    7 10

AFC South
Colts      12  5
Titans     11  6
Jaguars     2 15
Texans      2 15

AFC West
Chargers   14  3
Chiefs     14  3
Broncos    11  6
Raiders     8  9
NFC East
Eagles     14  3
Cowboys    11  6
Commanders  7 10
Giants      4 13

NFC North
Packers    15  2
Vikings     9  8
Lions       8  9
Bears       4 13

NFC South
Buccaneers 11  6
Falcons     4 13
Saints      4 13
Panthers    3 14

NFC West
Rams       12  5
49ers      10  7
Cardinals   5 12
Seahawks    4 13
Summary

Week 1;Bills@Rams;Rams
Week 1;Ravens@Jets;Ravens
Week 1;Browns@Panthers;Browns
Week 1;Colts@Texans;Colts
Week 1;Jaguars@Commanders;Commanders
Week 1;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 1;Saints@Falcons;Saints
Week 1;Eagles@Lions;Eagles
Week 1;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 1;49ers@Bears;49ers
Week 1;Packers@Vikings;Packers
Week 1;Chiefs@Cardinals;Chiefs
Week 1;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 1;Giants@Titans;Titans
Week 1;Buccaneers@Cowboys;Buccaneers
Week 1;Broncos@Seahawks;Broncos
Week 2;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 2;Panthers@Giants;Giants
Week 2;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 2;Dolphins@Ravens;Ravens
Week 2;Patriots@Steelers;Patriots
Week 2;Jets@Browns;Browns
Week 2;Buccaneers@Saints;Buccaneers
Week 2;Commanders@Lions;Commanders
Week 2;Falcons@Rams;Rams
Week 2;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 2;Cardinals@Raiders;Raiders
Week 2;Bengals@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 2;Texans@Broncos;Broncos
Week 2;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 2;Titans@Bills;Bills
Week 2;Vikings@Eagles;Eagles
Week 3;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 3;Ravens@Patriots;Ravens
Week 3;Bills@Dolphins;Bills
Week 3;Bengals@Jets;Bengals
Week 3;Lions@Vikings;Vikings
Week 3;Texans@Bears;Bears
Week 3 in London;Chiefs@Colts;Chiefs
Week 3;Raiders@Titans;Titans
Week 3;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 3;Eagles@Commanders;Eagles
Week 3;Jaguars@Chargers;Chargers
Week 3;Falcons@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 3;Packers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 3;Rams@Cardinals;Rams
Week 3;49ers@Broncos;49ers
Week 3;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 4;Dolphins@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Vikings@Saints;Saints
Week 4;Bills@Ravens;Bills
Week 4;Bears@Giants;Giants
Week 4;Browns@Falcons;Browns
Week 4;Jaguars@Eagles;Eagles
Week 4;Chargers@Texans;Chargers
Week 4;Jets@Steelers;Steelers
Week 4;Seahawks@Lions;Lions
Week 4;Titans@Colts;Titans
Week 4;Commanders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Cardinals@Panthers;Cardinals
Week 4;Broncos@Raiders;Raiders
Week 4;Patriots@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Chiefs@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 4;Rams@49ers;Rams
Week 5;Colts@Broncos;Broncos
Week 5;Giants@Packers;Packers
Week 5;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 5;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 5;Lions@Patriots;Patriots
Week 5;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 5;Chargers@Browns;Chargers
Week 5;Dolphins@Jets;Dolphins
Week 5;Steelers@Bills;Bills
Week 5;Seahawks@Saints;Saints
Week 5;Titans@Commanders;Titans
Week 5;49ers@Panthers;49ers
Week 5;Cowboys@Rams;Rams
Week 5;Eagles@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 5;Bengals@Ravens;Bengals
Week 5;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;Commanders@Bears;Bears
Week 6;Ravens@Giants;Ravens
Week 6;Bengals@Saints;Bengals
Week 6;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 6;Vikings@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 6;Patriots@Browns;Browns
Week 6;Jets@Packers;Packers
Week 6;49ers@Falcons;49ers
Week 6;Buccaneers@Steelers;Buccaneers
Week 6;Cardinals@Seahawks;Cardinals
Week 6;Panthers@Rams;Rams
Week 6;Bills@Chiefs;Bills
Week 6;Cowboys@Eagles;Cowboys
Week 6;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Saints@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 7;Falcons@Bengals;Bengals
Week 7;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Lions@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 7;Packers@Commanders;Packers
Week 7;Colts@Titans;Titans
Week 7;Giants@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 7;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Raiders;Raiders
Week 7;Jets@Broncos;Broncos
Week 7;Chiefs@49ers;Chiefs
Week 7;Seahawks@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Steelers@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 7;Bears@Patriots;Patriots
Week 8;Ravens@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 8;Broncos@Jaguars;Broncos
Week 8;Cardinals@Vikings;Cardinals
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 8;Bears@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 8;Raiders@Saints;Raiders
Week 8;Dolphins@Lions;Dolphins
Week 8;Patriots@Jets;Patriots
Week 8;Steelers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 8;Titans@Texans;Titans
Week 8;Giants@Seahawks;Giants
Week 8;49ers@Rams;Rams
Week 8;Commanders@Colts;Colts
Week 8;Packers@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Bengals@Browns;Bengals
Week 9;Eagles@Texans;Eagles
Week 9;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 9;Panthers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Packers@Lions;Packers
Week 9;Colts@Patriots;Patriots
Week 9;Raiders@Jaguars;Raiders
Week 9;Chargers@Falcons;Chargers
Week 9;Dolphins@Bears;Dolphins
Week 9;Vikings@Commanders;Commanders
Week 9;Seahawks@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 9;Rams@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 9;Titans@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Ravens@Saints;Ravens
Week 10;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 10;Seahawks@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 10;Browns@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 10;Broncos@Titans;Titans
Week 10;Lions@Bears;Bears
Week 10;Texans@Giants;Giants
Week 10;Jaguars@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Vikings@Bills;Bills
Week 10;Saints@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Colts@Raiders;Raiders
Week 10;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 10;Cowboys@Packers;Packers
Week 10;Chargers@49ers;49ers
Week 10;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;Titans@Packers;Packers
Week 11;Panthers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 11;Bears@Falcons;Bears
Week 11;Browns@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Lions@Giants;Giants
Week 11;Rams@Saints;Rams
Week 11;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 11;Eagles@Colts;Colts
Week 11;Commanders@Texans;Commanders
Week 11;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 11;Cowboys@Vikings;Cowboys
Week 11;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 11;Bengals@Steelers;Bengals
Week 11;49ers@Cardinals;49ers
Week 12;Bills@Lions;Bills
Week 12;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Patriots@Vikings;Patriots
Week 12;Falcons@Commanders;Commanders
Week 12;Ravens@Jaguars;Ravens
Week 12;Bears@Jets;Bears
Week 12;Bengals@Titans;Bengals
Week 12;Broncos@Panthers;Broncos
Week 12;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Buccaneers@Browns;Buccaneers
Week 12;Raiders@Seahawks;Raiders
Week 12;Chargers@Cardinals;Chargers
Week 12;Rams@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 12;Saints@49ers;49ers
Week 12;Packers@Eagles;Packers
Week 12;Steelers@Colts;Colts
Week 13;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 13;Browns@Texans;Browns
Week 13;Broncos@Ravens;Ravens
Week 13;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 13;Jaguars@Lions;Lions
Week 13;Jets@Vikings;Vikings
Week 13;Steelers@Falcons;Steelers
Week 13;Titans@Eagles;Titans
Week 13;Commanders@Giants;Giants
Week 13;Dolphins@49ers;49ers
Week 13;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 13;Chiefs@Bengals;Bengals
Week 13;Chargers@Raiders;Chargers
Week 13;Colts@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 13;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Raiders@Rams;Rams
Week 14;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 14;Browns@Bengals;Bengals
Week 14;Texans@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Titans
Week 14;Vikings@Lions;Vikings
Week 14;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 14;Eagles@Giants;Eagles
Week 14;Dolphins@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14;Panthers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 14;Buccaneers@49ers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 14;Patriots@Cardinals;Patriots
Week 15;49ers@Seahawks;49ers
Week 15;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 15;Ravens@Browns;Ravens
Week 15;Cowboys@Jaguars;Cowboys
Week 15;Lions@Jets;Jets
Week 15;Colts@Vikings;Colts
Week 15;Chiefs@Texans;Chiefs
Week 15;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Giants@Commanders;Commanders
Week 15;Eagles@Bears;Eagles
Week 15;Steelers@Panthers;Steelers
Week 15;Cardinals@Broncos;Broncos
Week 15;Bengals@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 15;Titans@Chargers;Chargers
Week 15;Patriots@Raiders;Raiders
Week 15;Rams@Packers;Rams
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Falcons@Ravens;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Bears;Bills
Week 16;Bengals@Patriots;Bengals
Week 16;Lions@Panthers;Panthers
Week 16;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Saints@Browns;Browns
Week 16;Giants@Vikings;Vikings
Week 16;Seahawks@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Commanders@49ers;49ers
Week 16;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Raiders@Steelers;Raiders
Week 16;Packers@Dolphins;Packers
Week 16;Broncos@Rams;Rams
Week 16;Buccaneers@Cardinals;Buccaneers
Week 16;Chargers@Colts;Chargers
Week 17;Cowboys@Titans;Cowboys
Week 17;Cardinals@Falcons;Cardinals
Week 17;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 17;Bears@Lions;Bears
Week 17;Browns@Commanders;Browns
Week 17;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 17;Colts@Giants;Colts
Week 17;Jaguars@Texans;Texans
Week 17;Dolphins@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Saints@Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Jets@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 17;49ers@Raiders;49ers
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Rams@Chargers;Rams
Week 17;Bills@Bengals;Bills
Week 18;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 18;Ravens@Bengals;Bengals
Week 18;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 18;Browns@Steelers;Browns
Week 18;Cowboys@Commanders;Cowboys
Week 18;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 18;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 18;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Broncos;Chargers
Week 18;Rams@Seahawks;Rams
Week 18;Vikings@Bears;Bears
Week 18;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 18;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 18;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 18;Buccaneers@Falcons;Buccaneers
Week 18;Titans@Jaguars;Titans
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A big welcome back to the 2018 Champion, Hall of Famer, and holder of the Second most All Time Wins, PatientZombie. This year, he’s got the Buccaneers set up for success and the Texans & Falcons re-learning their letters as they focus on assembling the building blocks of success.

Five COFPs have been credited to his account.

PatientZombie’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      16  1
Dolphins    9  8
Patriots    9  8
Jets        2 15

AFC North
Bengals    14  3
Ravens     13  4
Browns      9  8
Steelers    4 13

AFC South
Titans     11  6
Colts       9  8
Jaguars     2 15
Texans      1 16

AFC West
Chiefs     14  3
Chargers   13  4
Raiders     9  8
Broncos     8  9
NFC East
Cowboys    14  3
Eagles     11  6
Commanders  6 11
Giants      6 11

NFC North
Packers    14  3
Bears       7 10
Vikings     5 12
Lions       2 15

NFC South
Buccaneers 17  0
Saints      6 11
Panthers    2 15
Falcons     1 16

NFC West
Rams       15  2
49ers      13  4
Cardinals   7 10
Seahawks    3 14