This is like having to put together the streak on a golf course with harder handicap holes in the mix. That’s where I got the idea from. One of my golfing guys came up with this next piece of junk. You get rewarded for 5 straight pars or better. Opposite would be Wind Chill, 5 holes without a par pays (that one is mine).
I hate that 
team
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COFP for Week 14:
Week 14;Chiefs@Broncos;Broncos 
Chiefs
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Noted.
Going into the night game, here are this week’s winning scenarios:
Dolphins, [Patriots, Cardinals ] - @Mountainhawk; VALSA: @redearedslider
Chargers, Patriots - @Carrie’s Carebears; Runners up: @twig93, @JudgeSmails; VALSA: @redearedslider
Chargers, Cardinals - @Carrie’s Carebears; Runner up: @twig93; VALSA: @n/a
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Here are the results for week 14:
No. Player 11 Carrie’s Carebears 10-3 16 twig93 10-3 18 JudgeSmails 10-3 3 Mountainhawk 9-4 4 OutdoormanNowActuary 9-4 5 PatientZombie 9-4 13 ldancer911 9-4 17 SteveWhite 9-4 2 Funemployed 8-5 6 Grizz 8-5 7 A695814 8-5 8 Ezekial_Cumberland 8-5 9 Kid_Rock 8-5 10 Vorian_Atreides 8-5 14 3rookie 8-5 15 TheArbitrary 8-5 20 IPD 8-5 99 zConsensus 8-5 1 UltimateAnyone 7-6 19 Jahiegel 7-6 98 zAll Home Teams 7-6 12 redearedslider 6-7
Congratulations to Week 14 winner, Carrie’s Carebears. That’s two weeks in a row and his third win this season. He will, again, receive the Numbers’ Nudge Award, this time with 10 points to distribute to his picks as he sees fit. The default will be to apply all 10 points to his Week 15 Ravens over Browns pick.
He, along with @twig93 & @JudgeSmails, have also won the Change one future pick award which expires at the end of the season and may be declared at any time before the start of the game it applies to.
Additionally, @redearedslider, being in sole possession of last place this week, has won the VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) which gives him a limited-time-COFP which, if used, must be declared before TNF for a Week 15 game.
This week…
COFPs:
@UltimateAnyone & @Ezekial_Cumberland used a COFP to change their Broncos pick to the Chiefs. 
Carrie’s Carebears used his Number’s Nudge Award to add all thirteen and a half points to his Vikgings over Lions pick. The Vikings lost by eleven, but he won by two and a half.
@TheArbitrary used a COFP to change his Rams pick to the Raiders. 
Here are the overall results after week 14:
Place No. Player 1 11 Carrie’s Carebears 133-73-2 64.42% 2 4 OutdoormanNowActuary 131-74-3 63.70% 3 3 Mountainhawk 129-75-4 62.98% 4 6 Grizz 130-76-2 62.98% 5 16 twig93 130-76-2 62.98% 6 7 A695814 129-77-2 62.50% 7 99 zConsensus 128-78-2 62.02% 8 18 JudgeSmails 127-79-2 61.54% 9 5 PatientZombie 124-82-2 60.10% 10 15 TheArbitrary 123-83-2 59.62% 11 17 SteveWhite 123-83-2 59.62% 12 19 Jahiegel 123-83-2 59.62% 13 2 Funemployed 122-84-2 59.13% 14 8 Ezekial_Cumberland 122-84-2 59.13% 15 1 UltimateAnyone 119-87-2 57.69% 16 9 Kid_Rock 117-89-2 56.73% 17 13 ldancer911 115-91-2 55.77% 18 20 IPD 114-92-2 55.29% 19 98 zAll Home Teams 114-92-2 55.29% 20 10 Vorian_Atreides 111-95-2 53.85% 21 12 redearedslider 109-97-2 52.88% 22 14 3rookie 107-99-2 51.92%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players
All Time Standings - Current Year Players
| player | wins | losses | ties | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TheArbitrary | 2185 | 1353 | 14 | 0.6171 |
| PatientZombie | 2184 | 1354 | 14 | 0.6168 |
| Kid_Rock | 2141 | 1398 | 13 | 0.6046 |
| Ezekial_Cumberland | 1988 | 1296 | 12 | 0.6050 |
| Funemployed | 1868 | 1159 | 13 | 0.6166 |
| ldancer911 | 1736 | 1291 | 13 | 0.5732 |
| A695814 | 1658 | 1114 | 12 | 0.5977 |
| UltimateAnyone | 1629 | 1143 | 12 | 0.5873 |
| Mountainhawk | 1326 | 938 | 8 | 0.5854 |
| IPD | 1289 | 973 | 10 | 0.5695 |
| Carrie’s Carebears | 1212 | 795 | 9 | 0.6034 |
| 3rookie | 1166 | 841 | 9 | 0.5806 |
| Vorian_Atreides | 1086 | 920 | 10 | 0.5412 |
| Jahiegel | 957 | 540 | 7 | 0.6386 |
| redearedslider | 866 | 629 | 9 | 0.5788 |
| twig93 | 730 | 512 | 6 | 0.5873 |
| JudgeSmails | 299 | 178 | 3 | 0.6260 |
| Grizz | 290 | 187 | 3 | 0.6073 |
| OutdoormanNowActuary | 288 | 188 | 4 | 0.6042 |
| SteveWhite | 123 | 83 | 2 | 0.5962 |
Time to fire up the Predictive Analytics Gonkulator©.
Carrie’s Carebears holds a mere 1.5 game lead over second place.
There are plenty of opportunities for his nearby competitors to make their move.
| Carrie’s Carebears | @OutdoormanNowActuary -1.5 |
|---|---|
| Falcons | Saints |
| Ravens | Browns |
| Lions | Jets |
| Panthers | Steelers |
| Bengals | Buccaneers |
| Rams | Packers |
| Carrie’s Carebears | @Mountainhawk -3 |
|---|---|
| Falcons | Saints |
| Ravens | Browns |
| Lions | Jets |
| Colts | Vikings |
| Panthers | Steelers |
| Broncos | Cardinals |
| Bengals | Buccaneers |
| Raiders | Patriots |
| Carrie’s Carebears | @Grizz -5 |
|---|---|
| Falcons | Saints |
| Lions | Jets |
| Colts | Vikings |
| Bengals | Buccaneers |
| Rams | Packers |
| Carrie’s Carebears | @twig93 -5 |
|---|---|
| Falcons | Saints |
| Lions | Jets |
| Panthers | Steelers |
| Bengals | Buccaneers |
| Rams | Packers |
…maybe that’s enough, even though A695814, zConsensus, & @JudgeSmails can make a major move next week as well.
COFP for Week 15 – Change Buccaneers to Bengals
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COFP Week 15: Horse → Norse
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noted
[passiveaggressiveminnesotan] If that’s what you want… [/paMN]
CC has dismissed with prejudice the default declaration. Instead, he will “give the 10 points to MN for week 18 against the Bears”
“Bears 52, Purple People 16. Wait, is Ditka playing?”
“Yes”
“Bears 78, Purple People…4.”
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So close?
“Don’t wanna sound too cocky, ya know?”
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Oh, I thought maybe that was just the first half score.
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“First quarter”
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No one wants it. But it’s all the NFL is serving up this year, so 
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Dang, I had a note to change the Colts to the Vikings if everything was still looking good for the Vikings before game time, but I forgot they started doing Saturday games. D’oh! 
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Well, you saved yourself a roller-coaster of emotions, that’s for sure.
Brother, who is a big Vikings fan, took a flight yesterday, and signed off at halftime. He made a FB post about how he was happy to not have to watch the rest of the game.
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