2022 GoActuary Kirk Cousins Stinks NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

noted

Noted…they also, of course, now receive the benefit of JHFA.

I imagine that I ought to (mis)use my COFP straightaway, lest I should forget and inadvertently fail to make a mistake, so let’s go with the Chargers → Chiefs for this wk (11), if I may, please.

:ballot_box_with_check:

Going into the night game, here are this week’s winning (& losing) scenario(s):
Chiefs, 49ers - @Carrie’s Carebears
Chiefs, Cardinals - @Carrie’s Carebears; VALSA: @redearedslider
Chargers, [49ers, Cardinals] - @3rookie

Here are the results for week 11:

No. Player
11  Carrie’s Carebears    10-4
14  3rookie                9-5
 4  OutdoormanNowActuary 8-5-1
 3  Mountainhawk           8-6
 5  PatientZombie          8-6
 7  A695814                8-6
10  Vorian_Atreides        8-6
19  Jahiegel               8-6
20  IPD                    8-6
 6  Grizz                  7-7
 8  Ezekial_Cumberland     7-7
15  TheArbitrary           7-7
16  twig93                 7-7
17  SteveWhite             7-7
18  JudgeSmails            7-7
 2  Funemployed            6-8
 9  Kid_Rock               6-8
99  zConsensus             6-8
12  redearedslider         5-9
98  zAll Home Teams        5-9
 1  UltimateAnyone        4-10
13  ldancer911            4-10

Congratulations to Carrie’s Carebears for his second win of the season & winning the Week 11, Random Poster’s Lucky 7

RPL7

Random Poster’s Lucky 7 : If you win this award you will have seven points to distribute to improve the scores of your chosen teams. You may spread it among as many teams & weeks as you desire. Only whole-points may be used. (E.g., you chose team A to beat team B, team C to beat team D, team E to beat team F, and team G to beat team H. You added 3 points to team A and 2 points to team C and 1 point to team E and 1 point to team G. Team A loses 23-21, team C loses 23-20, team E loses 23-22, and team G wins 42-0. In your case team A would turn out to be a win, team C is still a loss, team E turns out to be a tie, and you wasted points on team G since it was a win regardless.)

The default will be to add all seven points to his Week 12 Cardinals over Chargers pick. He may reject this default by declaring his intentions on how to use the award before kickoff of TNF. He has also won the Change one future pick award.

Since misery loves company, there is no VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) award.

This week…
:smiley:
COFPs:
@Grizz changed his Colts pick to the Eagles.
A695814 got lucky and changed his Packers pick to the Titans.
@Ezekial_Cumberland, @Vorian_Atreides, & @Jahiegel changed their Chargers pick to the Chiefs.
@Kid_Rock changed his Rams pick to the Saints.
CYOA:
@OutdoormanNowActuary used his Choose Your Own Adventure award to add three points to his Away teams’ scores. This turned his Bears over Falcons pick to a tie…and is the difference between him being in sole possession of first place or having to share the honor (or target on his back) with Grizz.

:frowning:
@Vorian_Atreides used his VALSA award to change his Cowboys pick to the Vikings. It was a nail-biter to see if it would fall his way or not…alas, an extra loss.

Here are the overall results after week 11:

Place No. Player
    1  4  OutdoormanNowActuary   100-62-2   61.59%
    2  6  Grizz                  100-63-1   61.28%
    3  3  Mountainhawk            98-63-3   60.67%
    4 11  Carrie’s Carebears      98-65-1   60.06%
    5  7  A695814                 97-66-1   59.45%
    6 16  twig93                  97-66-1   59.45%
    7 99  zConsensus              97-66-1   59.45%
    8  5  PatientZombie           95-68-1   58.23%
    9  2  Funemployed             94-69-1   57.62%
   10 18  JudgeSmails             94-69-1   57.62%
   11 19  Jahiegel                94-69-1   57.62%
   12  8  Ezekial_Cumberland      93-70-1   57.01%
   13 17  SteveWhite              93-70-1   57.01%
   14 15  TheArbitrary            91-72-1   55.79%
   15  9  Kid_Rock                90-73-1   55.18%
   16  1  UltimateAnyone          89-74-1   54.57%
   17 20  IPD                     89-74-1   54.57%
   18 12  redearedslider          87-76-1   53.35%
   19 98  zAll Home Teams         87-76-1   53.35%
   20 10  Vorian_Atreides         85-78-1   52.13%
   21 13  ldancer911              84-79-1   51.52%
   22 14  3rookie                 84-79-1   51.52%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

player wins losses ties %
PatientZombie 2155 1340 13 0.6162
TheArbitrary 2153 1342 13 0.6156
Kid_Rock 2114 1382 12 0.6043
Ezekial_Cumberland 1959 1282 11 0.6041
Funemployed 1840 1144 12 0.6162
ldancer911 1705 1279 12 0.5711
A695814 1626 1103 11 0.5954
UltimateAnyone 1599 1130 11 0.5856
Mountainhawk 1295 926 7 0.5828
IPD 1264 955 9 0.5693
Carrie’s Carebears 1177 787 8 0.5989
3rookie 1143 821 8 0.5816
Vorian_Atreides 1060 903 9 0.5398
Jahiegel 928 526 6 0.6377
redearedslider 844 608 8 0.5808
twig93 697 502 5 0.5810
JudgeSmails 266 168 2 0.6124
Grizz 260 174 2 0.5986
OutdoormanNowActuary 257 176 3 0.5929
SteveWhite 93 70 1 0.5701

Rams to Chiefs please

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Packers to Eagles, s’il vous plait.

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Noted and also noteworthy is that matchup now loses the JHFA benefit. I’m sure you won’t regret either of those consequences.

p.s., according to my TPS reports, that was your last COFP…until you win another one.

La demande a été notée.

Merci beaucoup, monsieur nombres.

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COFP: Week 12, Packers to Eagles

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COFP:
Week 12;Packers@Eagles;Packers :arrow_forward: Eagles

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Noted

Ditto

2/2 this week on STPs (Bills over Lions, Cowboys over Giants). Will we make it 3/3 (Dolphins over Texans)?

:judge:

Going into SNF, here are this week’s winning scenarios:

Packers, Steelers - @Grizz; Runner up: @Vorian_Atreides; VALSA: @redearedslider
Packers, Colts - A695814; Runners up: Carrie’s Carebears, @TheArbitrary, @twig93, @JudgeSmails, @Jahiegel; VALSA: @3rookie
Eagles, Steelers - A695814; Runners up: Carrie’s Carebears, @TheArbitrary, @JudgeSmails, @IPD; VALSA: @3rookie
Eagles, Colts - A695814; Runners up: Carrie’s Carebears, @TheArbitrary, @JudgeSmails; VALSA: @3rookie

Interestingly, Packers & Colts winning will result in zConsensus being in sole possession of first place this week. However, zConsensus has been disqualified due to the recent sheep shearing controversy. I’m sure you heard all about it. It was all over the news. It was pretty baaaaad.

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Thank you for the last three sentences. Made my morning. And really glad zConsensus isn’t winning in a lambslide.

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I’m a mutton for pun-ishment

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