2022 GoActuary Kirk Cousins Stinks NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

there is a tuna pun in there somewhere

switched

Noted + Noted - Tua

It’s been a rough week record-wise, but going into the night game, here are your projected winners:
Cowboys, [Broncos, Chargers] - @3rookie; VALSA: @n/a
Eagles, Broncos - @Mountainhawk; Runner up: @IPD; VALSA: @SteveWhite
Eagles, Chargers - @Mountainhawk; VALSA: @SteveWhite

I’m surprised someone did worse than I did this week.

Here are the results for week 6:

No. Player
 3  Mountainhawk          9-5
 2  Funemployed           8-6
14  3rookie               8-6
98  zAll Home Teams       8-6
 4  OutdoormanNowActuary  7-7
11  Carrie’s Carebears    7-7
18  JudgeSmails           7-7
20  IPD                   7-7
 1  UltimateAnyone        6-8
 5  PatientZombie         6-8
 7  A695814               6-8
 9  Kid_Rock              6-8
12  redearedslider        6-8
15  TheArbitrary          6-8
19  Jahiegel              6-8
 6  Grizz                 5-9
 8  Ezekial_Cumberland    5-9
10  Vorian_Atreides       5-9
13  ldancer911            5-9
16  twig93                5-9
99  zConsensus            5-9
17  SteveWhite           4-10

Congratulations to @Mountainhawk for winning Week 6 (two in a row!) and its award, Jables’ Home Field Advantage: For one week’s picks, you may add three points to all of your Away teams or one point to all of your Home teams. The default will be to add three points to all of your Away teams in Week 9. You may reject this default by declaring your intentions on how to use the award before kickoff of TNF.

Additionally, you have won the Change one future pick award: You may change one of your future picks. Use for any future week, but declare it before the kickoff of the game it affects. This award expires at the end of the season.

Additionally, @SteveWhite, being in sole possession of last place this week, has won the VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) which gives him a limited-time-COFP which, if used, must be declared before TNF for a Week 7 game.

This week…
:smiley:
@Funemployed used a COFP to change his Dolphins pick to the Vikings :+1:
@PatientZombie used a COFP to change his Cowboys pick to the Eagles :+1:

:frowning_face:
@Funemployed used a COFP award to change his Falcons pick to the 49ers :-1:

Here are the overall results after week 6:

Place No. Player
    1  4  OutdoormanNowActuary    60-33-1   64.36%
    2  6  Grizz                   59-34-1   63.30%
    3 16  twig93                  56-37-1   60.11%
    4 99  zConsensus              56-37-1   60.11%
    5  2  Funemployed             55-38-1   59.04%
    6  3  Mountainhawk            55-38-1   59.04%
    7 11  Carrie’s Carebears      55-38-1   59.04%
    8 18  JudgeSmails             55-38-1   59.04%
    9  5  PatientZombie           54-39-1   57.98%
   10  7  A695814                 54-39-1   57.98%
   11  9  Kid_Rock                53-40-1   56.91%
   12 12  redearedslider          53-40-1   56.91%
   13 13  ldancer911              53-40-1   56.91%
   14 17  SteveWhite              52-41-1   55.85%
   15  1  UltimateAnyone          51-42-1   54.79%
   16  8  Ezekial_Cumberland      51-42-1   54.79%
   17 15  TheArbitrary            51-42-1   54.79%
   18 19  Jahiegel                51-42-1   54.79%
   19 10  Vorian_Atreides         49-44-1   52.66%
   20 14  3rookie                 49-44-1   52.66%
   21 98  zAll Home Teams         49-44-1   52.66%
   22 20  IPD                     48-45-1   51.60%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players (test version)

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

player wins losses ties %
PatientZombie 2114 1366 13 0.61
TheArbitrary 2113 1364 13 0.61
Kid_Rock 2077 1403 12 0.60
Ezekial_Cumberland 1917 1306 11 0.59
Funemployed 1801 1169 12 0.61
ldancer911 1674 1294 12 0.56
A695814 1583 1131 11 0.58
UltimateAnyone 1561 1150 11 0.58
Mountainhawk 1252 957 5 0.57
IPD 1223 975 9 0.56
Carrie’s Carebears 1134 816 8 0.58
3rookie 1108 836 8 0.57
Vorian_Atreides 1024 919 9 0.53
Jahiegel 885 551 6 0.62
redearedslider 810 626 8 0.56
twig93 656 530 5 0.55
JudgeSmails 227 193 2 0.54
Grizz 219 205 2 0.52
OutdoormanNowActuary 217 208 2 0.51
SteveWhite 52 94 1 0.36
AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Player Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 3 Change Commanders to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 6 Change Falcons to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 6 Change Dolphins to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 3 Change Patriots to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 5 Change Falcons to Buccaneers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 4 Change Chargers to Texans :rage:
1 I Guarantee It Funemployed Wk 18 Guar Jaguars over Titans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
2 I Guarantee It OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 18 Guar Falcons over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award IPD Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
3 Lovable Losers OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 18 Guarantee Texans over Colts :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 5 Change Bengals to Ravens :green_heart:
4 Lovable Losers Grizz Wk 10 Guarantee Texans over Giants :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk 5 Change Panthers to 49ers :green_heart:
5 Lovable Losers Mountainhawk Wk 15 Guarantee Jets over Lions :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
6 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Mountainhawk Wk 9 +3 Away teams’ scores :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award SteveWhite :thinking:

8-4 so far

I’ll use the home field advantage in Week 9.

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I wanna know who (besides Nostradamus) picked Jets over Packers. If anything should have been a SURE THING pick… :face_with_monocle:

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:iatp: Oh wait, were you just talking preseason?

I’ll give you a hint…

punakorvainen liukusäädin

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COFP: Jaguars to Giants

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VALSA: Week 7. Chiefs over 49ers

Noted

Three STPs this week…

Good luck, fellas.

Has anyone ever used a COFP award to undo a STP™?

Just curious. I know you’ve posted about an “unofficial” STP™ where one or more COFPs resulted in us all picking the same team, even though we hadn’t at the beginning of the season.

And the reverse seems less likely… just curious if it’s ever happened.

I have a vague recollection of “yes” but my brain holds details live a sieve holds…well, I can’t remember how that saying goes :man_shrugging:

I’ll have the intern do an hrecall on the tape-backups and see if we still have the data.
run;

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It happened as recently as Week 18 of last year.
IPD, A_Student, & ldancer911 all used one to change the Browns to the Bengals. Seventeen out of twenty players ended up picking the winning team in that match-up.
That’s the extent of our research…so far. :popcorn:

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Hmmm, I think the Bengals had already clinched a post-season berth and couldn’t materially improve or worsen their position, so the game was pretty meaningless to them.

But I guess if you’re sitting on a COFP in Week 18 and it’s burning a hole in your pocket…