2021 GoActuary Jahiegel Memorial NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

A_Student · September 9, 2021, 9:30pm

Decided to enter earlier this year, since last year didn’t go so well.

1695814 · September 9, 2021, 9:32pm

Goo idea. I’ll have my intern process your entry post mortem haste.

Jahiegel · September 9, 2021, 10:26pm

Well, I guess that’s what I get for a lifetime of atheism: God decides that it’s my time, and rather than rupturing me in a warm, glorious light or sending a melodic angel to whisper the news of my impending ascent under the sweet chirping of birds, He breaks my demise to me in the title of a GoActuary thread.

No, but, fr, my bad. As I look up in the corner and see a number by my pfp, I realize that those are probs unread messages, and that I was deffo supposed to have chosen a title for this year’s contest many moons ago. So, with apologies for my having popped by only a couple of times over the last seven months, and thus not having seen this until just now, I’ll shoot ya a DM this wknd, GoA, but for now I’m just going to submit my picks, which are almost certainly DOA, even if, technically, I’m not.

(Also, continuing my commitment to being aloof and derelict, notwithstanding the comprehensively helpful, step-by-step instructions above, in view of the late hour, I’m going to post those picks sans tags, etc., below. If that is impermissible or otherwise doesn’t work, I’ll be happy to resubmit properly over the wknd, with the first game scored a loss. Thanks in advance to the many interns who’re made to suffer for my poor time management. And given that God thinks I’m dead and thus expects a body, we should probably sacrifice one of them at kickoff. Special thanks to him.)

Jahiegel · September 9, 2021, 10:30pm

Week 1;Cowboys@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 1;Cardinals@Titans;Titans
Week 1;Jaguars@Texans;Jaguars
Week 1;Chargers@Washington;Washington
Week 1;Vikings@Bengals;Vikings
Week 1;Jets@Panthers;Panthers
Week 1;Eagles@Falcons;Falcons
Week 1;Steelers@Bills;Bills
Week 1;49ers@Lions;49ers
Week 1;Seahawks@Colts;Seahawks
Week 1;Browns@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 1;Broncos@Giants;Broncos
Week 1;Packers@Saints;Packers
Week 1;Dolphins@Patriots;Patriots
Week 1;Bears@Rams;Rams
Week 1;Ravens@Raiders;Ravens
Week 2;Giants@Washington;Washington
Week 2;Bills@Dolphins;Bills
Week 2;Bengals@Bears;Bears
Week 2;Broncos@Jaguars;Broncos
Week 2;Texans@Browns;Browns
Week 2;Raiders@Steelers;Steelers
Week 2;Rams@Colts;Rams
Week 2;Patriots@Jets;Patriots
Week 2;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 2;49ers@Eagles;49ers
Week 2;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 2;Vikings@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 2;Cowboys@Chargers;Chargers
Week 2;Titans@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 2;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 2;Chiefs@Ravens;Ravens
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Panthers@Texans;Panthers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Cardinals@Jaguars;Cardinals
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Falcons@Giants;Giants
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Ravens@Lions;Ravens
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bears@Browns;Browns
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bengals@Steelers;Steelers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Colts@Titans;Titans
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Saints@Patriots;Patriots
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Washington@Bills;Bills
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Dolphins@Raiders;Raiders
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Jets@Broncos;Broncos
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Seahawks@Vikings;Seahawks
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Buccaneers@Rams;Rams
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Packers@49ers;49ers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Jaguars@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Panthers@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Browns@Vikings;Vikings
Week 4;Lions@Bears;Bears
Week 4;Texans@Bills;Bills
Week 4;Colts@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 4;Chiefs@Eagles;Chiefs
Week 4;Giants@Saints;Saints
Week 4;Titans@Jets;Titans
Week 4;Washington@Falcons;Falcons
Week 4;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 4;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 4;Ravens@Broncos;Ravens
Week 4;Steelers@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Buccaneers@Patriots;Buccaneers
Week 4;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 5;Rams@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 5;Jets@Falcons;Falcons
Week 5;Broncos@Steelers;Steelers
Week 5;Lions@Vikings;Vikings
Week 5;Packers@Bengals;Packers
Week 5;Dolphins@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 5;Patriots@Texans;Patriots
Week 5;Saints@Washington;Washington
Week 5;Eagles@Panthers;Panthers
Week 5;Titans@Jaguars;Titans
Week 5;Bears@Raiders;Raiders
Week 5;Browns@Chargers;Browns
Week 5;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 5;49ers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 5;Bills@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 5;Colts@Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Buccaneers@Eagles;Buccaneers
Week 6;Dolphins@Jaguars;Dolphins
Week 6;Bengals@Lions;Lions
Week 6;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 6;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 6;Chiefs@Washington;Chiefs
Week 6;Chargers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Rams@Giants;Rams
Week 6;Vikings@Panthers;Panthers
Week 6;Cardinals@Browns;Browns
Week 6;Cowboys@Patriots;Patriots
Week 6;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 6;Seahawks@Steelers;Steelers
Week 6;Bills@Titans;Bills
Week 7;Broncos@Browns;Browns
Week 7;Falcons@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 7;Panthers@Giants;Giants
Week 7;Bengals@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Chiefs@Titans;Chiefs
Week 7;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 7;Washington@Packers;Packers
Week 7;Lions@Rams;Rams
Week 7;Eagles@Raiders;Raiders
Week 7;Bears@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 7;Colts@49ers;49ers
Week 7;Saints@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;Packers@Cardinals;Packers
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 8;Bengals@Jets;Jets
Week 8;Rams@Texans;Rams
Week 8;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Eagles@Lions;Lions
Week 8;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 8;49ers@Bears;49ers
Week 8;Titans@Colts;Colts
Week 8;Jaguars@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;Patriots@Chargers;Chargers
Week 8;Buccaneers@Saints;Buccaneers
Week 8;Washington@Broncos;Broncos
Week 8;Cowboys@Vikings;Vikings
Week 8;Giants@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Jets@Colts;Colts
Week 9;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 9;Bills@Jaguars;Bills
Week 9;Browns@Bengals;Browns
Week 9;Broncos@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 9;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 9;Raiders@Giants;Giants
Week 9;Vikings@Ravens;Ravens
Week 9;Patriots@Panthers;Patriots
Week 9;Chargers@Eagles;Chargers
Week 9;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 9;Packers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Titans@Rams;Rams
Week 9;Bears@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Ravens@Dolphins;Ravens
Week 10;Falcons@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 10;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 10;Browns@Patriots;Browns
Week 10;Lions@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 10;Saints@Titans;Titans
Week 10;Buccaneers@Washington;Buccaneers
Week 10;Panthers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 10;Vikings@Chargers;Chargers
Week 10;Eagles@Broncos;Broncos
Week 10;Seahawks@Packers;Packers
Week 10;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 10;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 11;Patriots@Falcons;Falcons
Week 11;Ravens@Bears;Ravens
Week 11;Lions@Browns;Browns
Week 11;Packers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 11;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 11;Colts@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Dolphins@Jets;Dolphins
Week 11;Saints@Eagles;Saints
Week 11;49ers@Jaguars;49ers
Week 11;Washington@Panthers;Panthers
Week 11;Bengals@Raiders;Raiders
Week 11;Cardinals@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 11;Cowboys@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 11 in London;Steelers@Chargers;Chargers
Week 11;Giants@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 12;Bears@Lions;Bears
Week 12;Raiders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Bills@Saints;Bills
Week 12;Falcons@Jaguars;Falcons
Week 12;Panthers@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Jets@Texans;Jets
Week 12;Eagles@Giants;Giants
Week 12;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 12;Buccaneers@Colts;Buccaneers
Week 12;Titans@Patriots;Patriots
Week 12;Chargers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 12;Rams@Packers;Packers
Week 12;Vikings@49ers;49ers
Week 12;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 12;Seahawks@Washington;Seahawks
Week 13;Cowboys@Saints;Saints
Week 13;Cardinals@Bears;Cardinals
Week 13;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 13;Colts@Texans;Colts
Week 13;Chargers@Bengals;Chargers
Week 13;Vikings@Lions;Vikings
Week 13;Giants@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 13;Eagles@Jets;Jets
Week 13;Buccaneers@Falcons;Buccaneers
Week 13;Washington@Raiders;Raiders
Week 13;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 13;Jaguars@Rams;Rams
Week 13;49ers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 13;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 14;Steelers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 14;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 14;Ravens@Browns;Browns
Week 14;Cowboys@Washington;Washington
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Titans
Week 14;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 14;Saints@Jets;Saints
Week 14;49ers@Bengals;49ers
Week 14;Seahawks@Texans;Seahawks
Week 14;Lions@Broncos;Broncos
Week 14;Giants@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14 in London;Bills@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 14;Rams@Cardinals;Rams
Week 15;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 15;Cardinals@Lions;Cardinals
Week 15;Panthers@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 15;Packers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 15;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 15;Raiders@Browns;Browns
Week 15;Patriots@Colts;Colts
Week 15;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 15;Titans@Steelers;Steelers
Week 15;Washington@Eagles;Eagles
Week 15;Falcons@49ers;49ers
Week 15;Bengals@Broncos;Broncos
Week 15;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 15;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 15;Vikings@Bears;Bears
Week 16;49ers@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Browns@Packers;Packers
Week 16;Colts@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 16;Ravens@Bengals;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 16;Lions@Falcons;Falcons
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Chargers@Texans;Chargers
Week 16;Rams@Vikings;Rams
Week 16;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 16;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 16;Bears@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 16;Broncos@Raiders;Raiders
Week 16;Steelers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Washington@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Dolphins@Saints;Saints
Week 17;Cardinals@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 17;Falcons@Bills;Bills
Week 17;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 17;Jaguars@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Chiefs@Bengals;Chiefs
Week 17;Raiders@Colts;Colts
Week 17;Dolphins@Titans;Titans
Week 17;Giants@Bears;Bears
Week 17;Eagles@Washington;Washington
Week 17;Buccaneers@Jets;Buccaneers
Week 17;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 17;Texans@49ers;49ers
Week 17;Lions@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 17;Rams@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Browns@Steelers;Steelers
Week 18;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 18;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 18;Bengals@Browns;Browns
Week 18;Cowboys@Eagles;Cowboys
Week 18;Packers@Lions;Packers
Week 18;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 18;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 18;Saints@Falcons;Falcons
Week 18;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 18;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 18;Titans@Texans;Titans
Week 18;Washington@Giants;Giants
Week 18;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Raiders;Raiders
Week 18;49ers@Rams;Rams
Week 18;Seahawks@Cardinals;Cardinals
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male,Female, or Neutral;Male

1695814 · September 9, 2021, 11:01pm

Welcome back to 11th year player, A_Student (1547-1004-9 60.6%). The Bills & Chiefs strive to 15-2 records. The Texans & Eagles survive the season but that’s about it with final records of 2-15.

A_Student’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      15  2
Patriots    6 11
Jets        5 12
Dolphins    4 13

AFC North
Ravens     14  3
Browns     12  5
Steelers    9  8
Bengals     3 14

AFC South
Titans     11  6
Colts       5 12
Jaguars     4 13
Texans      2 15

AFC West
Chiefs     15  2
Chargers   11  6
Broncos     9  8
Raiders     8  9

NFC East
Cowboys     7 10
Giants      7 10
Washington  7 10
Eagles      2 15

NFC North
Packers    13  4
Vikings     6 11
Bears       5 12
Lions       5 12

NFC South
Buccaneers 14  3
Saints     13  4
Falcons     8  9
Panthers    3 14

NFC West
49ers      13  4
Seahawks   13  4
Cardinals  12  5
Rams       11  6

1695814 · September 9, 2021, 11:26pm

They’re not just good, they’re good enough. Some “details” tags would be nice, so I don’t have to scroll so much. No need to worry, though. We’re glad you’re back.

Let me know if you want to rename the season to something Jahiegel-supplied.

Now, on to the business end of this post…

A BIG WELCOME BACK to the 2020 Rainbows in the Endzone NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest-Tying Arbitrary Records now with GoActuary champion, 5th-year player, and our newest Hall-of-Famer, Jahiegel! He’s compiled a lifetime record of 665-335-4 (65.1%).

The Ravens, Chiefs, & Buccaneers all tear through the season at 17-0. The Texans, however, manage only to tear a new one at 0-17.

Jahiegel’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      15  2
Dolphins    9  8
Patriots    9  8
Jets        4 13

AFC North
Ravens     16  1
Browns     12  5
Steelers    8  9
Bengals     2 15

AFC South
Titans     10  7
Colts       8  9
Jaguars     2 15
Texans      0 17

AFC West
Chiefs     16  1
Chargers   10  7
Broncos     9  8
Raiders     7 10

NFC East
Cowboys    10  7
Giants      5 12
Washington  5 12
Eagles      2 15

NFC North
Packers    13  4
Vikings     8  9
Bears       5 12
Lions       2 15

NFC South
Buccaneers 16  1
Falcons     8  9
Saints      8  9
Panthers    6 11

NFC West
49ers      13  4
Rams       13  4
Seahawks   12  5
Cardinals   9  8

1695814 · September 10, 2021, 12:31am

Regular entries are closed. Late entries will be accepted up until Sunday’s first kick off. (You’ll receive a loss for the Buccaneers vs Cowboys game.)

1695814 · September 10, 2021, 4:12am

Vorian_Atreides almost with the big time upset.

If the season ended today, UltimateAnyone would be the winner.

1695814 · September 10, 2021, 4:53am

It seems an internship spot just opened up…

UltimateAnyone · September 10, 2021, 5:11am

Vorian_Atreides · September 10, 2021, 2:38pm

OH! Did I pick the 'Boys to win? Was I the only one??

1695814 · September 10, 2021, 2:51pm

Yes & Yes.

Mountainhawk · September 12, 2021, 12:37pm

COPD 1/5: Change Week 1 Saints to Packers.

1695814 · September 12, 2021, 2:16pm

Noted…and, as being the 2nd player to ever use a COFP to change a week one pick, you’ve also won an inhaler in case you should suffer from shortness of breath & wheezing if the Packers falter and aggravate your COPD.

JudgeSmails · September 12, 2021, 3:43pm

Hopefully not too late for another entry…

Summary

Week 1;Cowboys@Buccaneers;Cowboys
Week 1;Cardinals@Titans;Titans
Week 1;Jaguars@Texans;Texans
Week 1;Chargers@Washington;Chargers
Week 1;Vikings@Bengals;Vikings
Week 1;Jets@Panthers;Panthers
Week 1;Eagles@Falcons;Falcons
Week 1;Steelers@Bills;Bills
Week 1;49ers@Lions;49ers
Week 1;Seahawks@Colts;Seahawks
Week 1;Browns@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 1;Broncos@Giants;Giants
Week 1;Packers@Saints;Packers
Week 1;Dolphins@Patriots;Dolphins
Week 1;Bears@Rams;Rams
Week 1;Ravens@Raiders;Ravens
Week 2;Giants@Washington;Washington
Week 2;Bills@Dolphins;Bills
Week 2;Bengals@Bears;Bears
Week 2;Broncos@Jaguars;Broncos
Week 2;Texans@Browns;Browns
Week 2;Raiders@Steelers;Steelers
Week 2;Rams@Colts;Rams
Week 2;Patriots@Jets;Patriots
Week 2;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 2;49ers@Eagles;49ers
Week 2;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 2;Vikings@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 2;Cowboys@Chargers;Chargers
Week 2;Titans@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 2;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 2;Chiefs@Ravens;Ravens
Week 3;Panthers@Texans;Panthers
Week 3;Cardinals@Jaguars;Cardinals
Week 3;Falcons@Giants;Giants
Week 3;Ravens@Lions;Ravens
Week 3;Bears@Browns;Browns
Week 3;Bengals@Steelers;Steelers
Week 3;Colts@Titans;Titans
Week 3;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 3;Saints@Patriots;Patriots
Week 3;Washington@Bills;Bills
Week 3;Dolphins@Raiders;Raiders
Week 3;Jets@Broncos;Broncos
Week 3;Seahawks@Vikings;Seahawks
Week 3;Buccaneers@Rams;Rams
Week 3;Packers@49ers;49ers
Week 3;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Jaguars@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Panthers@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Browns@Vikings;Vikings
Week 4;Lions@Bears;Bears
Week 4;Texans@Bills;Bills
Week 4;Colts@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 4;Chiefs@Eagles;Chiefs
Week 4;Giants@Saints;Giants
Week 4;Titans@Jets;Titans
Week 4;Washington@Falcons;Falcons
Week 4;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 4;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 4;Ravens@Broncos;Ravens
Week 4;Steelers@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Buccaneers@Patriots;Buccaneers
Week 4;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 5;Rams@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 5;Jets@Falcons;Falcons
Week 5;Broncos@Steelers;Steelers
Week 5;Lions@Vikings;Vikings
Week 5;Packers@Bengals;Packers
Week 5;Dolphins@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 5;Patriots@Texans;Patriots
Week 5;Saints@Washington;Washington
Week 5;Eagles@Panthers;Panthers
Week 5;Titans@Jaguars;Titans
Week 5;Bears@Raiders;Raiders
Week 5;Browns@Chargers;Chargers
Week 5;Giants@Cowboys;Giants
Week 5;49ers@Cardinals;49ers
Week 5;Bills@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 5;Colts@Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Buccaneers@Eagles;Buccaneers
Week 6;Dolphins@Jaguars;Dolphins
Week 6;Bengals@Lions;Bengals
Week 6;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 6;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 6;Chiefs@Washington;Chiefs
Week 6;Chargers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Rams@Giants;Giants
Week 6;Vikings@Panthers;Vikings
Week 6;Cardinals@Browns;Browns
Week 6;Cowboys@Patriots;Patriots
Week 6;Raiders@Broncos;Raiders
Week 6;Seahawks@Steelers;Seahawks
Week 6;Bills@Titans;Bills
Week 7;Broncos@Browns;Browns
Week 7;Falcons@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 7;Panthers@Giants;Giants
Week 7;Bengals@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Chiefs@Titans;Titans
Week 7;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 7;Washington@Packers;Packers
Week 7;Lions@Rams;Rams
Week 7;Eagles@Raiders;Raiders
Week 7;Bears@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 7;Colts@49ers;49ers
Week 7;Saints@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;Packers@Cardinals;Packers
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 8;Bengals@Jets;Bengals
Week 8;Rams@Texans;Rams
Week 8;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Eagles@Lions;Eagles
Week 8;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 8;49ers@Bears;49ers
Week 8;Titans@Colts;Titans
Week 8;Jaguars@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;Patriots@Chargers;Chargers
Week 8;Buccaneers@Saints;Buccaneers
Week 8;Washington@Broncos;Washington
Week 8;Cowboys@Vikings;Vikings
Week 8;Giants@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Jets@Colts;Colts
Week 9;Falcons@Saints;Falcons
Week 9;Bills@Jaguars;Bills
Week 9;Browns@Bengals;Browns
Week 9;Broncos@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 9;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 9;Raiders@Giants;Giants
Week 9;Vikings@Ravens;Ravens
Week 9;Patriots@Panthers;Patriots
Week 9;Chargers@Eagles;Chargers
Week 9;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 9;Packers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Titans@Rams;Titans
Week 9;Bears@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Ravens@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 10;Falcons@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 10;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 10;Browns@Patriots;Patriots
Week 10;Lions@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 10;Saints@Titans;Titans
Week 10;Buccaneers@Washington;Buccaneers
Week 10;Panthers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 10;Vikings@Chargers;Chargers
Week 10;Eagles@Broncos;Broncos
Week 10;Seahawks@Packers;Packers
Week 10;Chiefs@Raiders;Raiders
Week 10;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 11;Patriots@Falcons;Falcons
Week 11;Ravens@Bears;Ravens
Week 11;Lions@Browns;Browns
Week 11;Packers@Vikings;Packers
Week 11;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 11;Colts@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Dolphins@Jets;Dolphins
Week 11;Saints@Eagles;Saints
Week 11;49ers@Jaguars;49ers
Week 11;Washington@Panthers;Washington
Week 11;Bengals@Raiders;Raiders
Week 11;Cardinals@Seahawks;Cardinals
Week 11;Cowboys@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 11;Steelers@Chargers;Chargers
Week 11;Giants@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 12;Bears@Lions;Bears
Week 12;Raiders@Cowboys;Raiders
Week 12;Bills@Saints;Bills
Week 12;Falcons@Jaguars;Falcons
Week 12;Panthers@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Jets@Texans;Jets
Week 12;Eagles@Giants;Giants
Week 12;Steelers@Bengals;Steelers
Week 12;Buccaneers@Colts;Buccaneers
Week 12;Titans@Patriots;Titans
Week 12;Chargers@Broncos;Chargers
Week 12;Rams@Packers;Packers
Week 12;Vikings@49ers;49ers
Week 12;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 12;Seahawks@Washington;Seahawks
Week 13;Cowboys@Saints;Cowboys
Week 13;Cardinals@Bears;Cardinals
Week 13;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 13;Colts@Texans;Colts
Week 13;Chargers@Bengals;Chargers
Week 13;Vikings@Lions;Vikings
Week 13;Giants@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 13;Eagles@Jets;Jets
Week 13;Buccaneers@Falcons;Buccaneers
Week 13;Washington@Raiders;Raiders
Week 13;Ravens@Steelers;Steelers
Week 13;Jaguars@Rams;Rams
Week 13;49ers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 13;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 14;Steelers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 14;Falcons@Panthers;Falcons
Week 14;Ravens@Browns;Ravens
Week 14;Cowboys@Washington;Cowboys
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Titans
Week 14;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 14;Saints@Jets;Saints
Week 14;49ers@Bengals;49ers
Week 14;Seahawks@Texans;Seahawks
Week 14;Lions@Broncos;Broncos
Week 14;Giants@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14;Bills@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 14;Rams@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 15;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 15;Cardinals@Lions;Cardinals
Week 15;Panthers@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Cowboys@Giants;Giants
Week 15;Packers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 15;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 15;Raiders@Browns;Browns
Week 15;Patriots@Colts;Patriots
Week 15;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 15;Titans@Steelers;Titans
Week 15;Washington@Eagles;Washington
Week 15;Falcons@49ers;49ers
Week 15;Bengals@Broncos;Bengals
Week 15;Seahawks@Rams;Seahawks
Week 15;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 15;Vikings@Bears;Bears
Week 16;49ers@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Browns@Packers;Packers
Week 16;Colts@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 16;Ravens@Bengals;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 16;Lions@Falcons;Falcons
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Chargers@Texans;Chargers
Week 16;Rams@Vikings;Vikings
Week 16;Giants@Eagles;Giants
Week 16;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 16;Bears@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 16;Broncos@Raiders;Raiders
Week 16;Steelers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Washington@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Dolphins@Saints;Dolphins
Week 17;Cardinals@Cowboys;Cardinals
Week 17;Falcons@Bills;Bills
Week 17;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 17;Jaguars@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Chiefs@Bengals;Chiefs
Week 17;Raiders@Colts;Raiders
Week 17;Dolphins@Titans;Titans
Week 17;Giants@Bears;Giants
Week 17;Eagles@Washington;Washington
Week 17;Buccaneers@Jets;Buccaneers
Week 17;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 17;Texans@49ers;49ers
Week 17;Lions@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 17;Rams@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Browns@Steelers;Steelers
Week 18;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 18;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 18;Bengals@Browns;Browns
Week 18;Cowboys@Eagles;Cowboys
Week 18;Packers@Lions;Packers
Week 18;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 18;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 18;Saints@Falcons;Falcons
Week 18;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 18;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 18;Titans@Texans;Titans
Week 18;Washington@Giants;Giants
Week 18;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Raiders;Chargers
Week 18;49ers@Rams;Rams
Week 18;Seahawks@Cardinals;Seahawks
Male

(I put Cowboys for Wk 1 since that one’s too late)

1695814 · September 12, 2021, 4:11pm

NOT TOO LATE!!! WELCOME!!!one

Welcome to rookie, JudgeSmails. He may be late to the party, but the cool kids always are.

The Ravens, Titans, Bills, & Buccaneers top the league at 15-2. The Lions meow their way to the first ever 17-game perfect season.

JudgeSmails’ Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      15  2
Dolphins   12  5
Patriots    9  8
Jets        3 14

AFC North
Ravens     15  2
Browns      9  8
Steelers    8  9
Bengals     4 13

AFC South
Titans     15  2
Colts       5 12
Jaguars     1 16
Texans      1 16

AFC West
Chargers   14  3
Chiefs     14  3
Raiders    10  7
Broncos     4 13

NFC East
Giants     12  5
Cowboys     9  8
Washington  6 11
Eagles      1 16

NFC North
Packers    14  3
Vikings     9  8
Bears       4 13
Lions       0 17

NFC South
Buccaneers 15  2
Falcons    10  7
Saints      4 13
Panthers    3 14

NFC West
49ers      14  3
Seahawks   14  3
Cardinals  10  7
Rams        8  9

1695814 · September 12, 2021, 4:22pm

Welcome to our final two "player"s, zAll Home Teams & zConsensus. They’re lazy and take the easy way out relying on the work of others (reminds me of that A69-guy).

zAll Home Teams’ Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills       9  8
Dolphins    9  8
Jets        9  8
Patriots    9  8

AFC North
Bengals     9  8
Browns      9  8
Ravens      9  8
Steelers    9  8

AFC South
Colts       9  8
Jaguars     9  8
Texans      9  8
Titans      9  8

AFC West
Broncos     9  8
Chargers    9  8
Chiefs      9  8
Raiders     9  8

NFC East
Cowboys     8  9
Eagles      8  9
Giants      8  9
Washington  8  9

NFC North
Bears       8  9
Lions       8  9
Packers     8  9
Vikings     8  9

NFC South
Buccaneers  8  9
Falcons     8  9
Panthers    8  9
Saints      8  9

NFC West
49ers       8  9
Cardinals   8  9
Rams        8  9
Seahawks    8  9

…and, more interestingly, the Chiefs have a perfect season and the Texans & Eagles nearly do as well…

zConsensus’ Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      15  2
Dolphins    9  8
Patriots    8  9
Jets        2 15

AFC North
Ravens     15  2
Browns     11  6
Steelers    8  9
Bengals     4 13

AFC South
Titans     12  5
Colts       7 10
Jaguars     2 15
Texans      1 16

AFC West
Chiefs     17  0
Chargers   10  7
Broncos     8  9
Raiders     7 10

NFC East
Cowboys     9  8
Washington  8  9
Giants      7 10
Eagles      1 16

NFC North
Packers    12  5
Vikings     9  8
Bears       5 12
Lions       3 14

NFC South
Buccaneers 16  1
Falcons     8  9
Saints      8  9
Panthers    4 13

NFC West
49ers      13  4
Rams       12  5
Seahawks   11  6
Cardinals  10  7

1695814 · September 12, 2021, 5:36pm

Entries are closed. Enjoy the season.

1695814 · September 12, 2021, 5:55pm

1695814:

Preseason Awards:

The Great Minds Think Alike award for the two most correlated entries goes to A695814 & Jahiegel for an astounding 93.4% correlation. This is the 3rd year in a row that Jahiegel has won this award. Good thing he showed up for it.

The Opposites Attract award for the two least correlated entries goes to Mountainhawk & Vorian_Atreides with a measly 55.9% correlation.

The Sheep award for the most correlated with the Consensus picks goes to Jahiegel with a correlation of only 93.8%. Good thing he showed up for it.

The Goat award for the least correlated with the Consensus picks goes to both Mountainhawk & Vorian_Atreides who had a correlation of 70.2%.

The Homer award for the player who chose the most home teams goes to Ezekial_Cumberland (93.8%).

The Rough Road Ahead award for the player who chose the most away teams goes to Carrie’s Carebears (47.1%). Interesting historical note: The 2020 season was the first where the home teams had a losing record.

1695814 · September 12, 2021, 6:20pm

SURE…noTHING could possibly go wrong with these picks…

1695814:

SURE THING™ Picks:

Wk
 1 Bills over Steelers
   Chiefs over Browns
   Rams over Bears

 2 Browns over Texans

 3 Steelers over Bengals
   Bills over Washington

 4 Cowboys over Panthers
   Bills over Texans
   Chiefs over Eagles
   Chargers over Raiders

 5 Buccaneers over Dolphins

 6 Colts over Texans

 7 Ravens over Bengals
   Rams over Lions
   Buccaneers over Bears
   Cardinals over Texans

 8 Bills over Dolphins
   Seahawks over Jaguars
   Chiefs over Giants

 9 Colts over Jets
   Bills over Jaguars
   Ravens over Vikings
 
10 Cardinals over Panthers

11 Bills over Colts
   Chiefs over Cowboys
   Buccaneers over Giants

13 Chiefs over Broncos
   Rams over Jaguars

14 Chiefs over Raiders

15 Bills over Panthers 
   Dolphins over Jets
   49ers over Falcons
          
16 Seahawks over Bears

17 Bills over Falcons
   Patriots over Jaguars
   Buccaneers over Jets
   Seahawks over Lions

18 Browns over Bengals
   Bills over Jets

(SURE THING™ Picks do not include the entry from zAll Home Teams)
This year features three picks of Away teams. I don’t believe we’ve ever had one before.

The Bills, Steelers, Cowboys, Colts, Jaguars, & Dolphins appear on both lists.

The Bills have the most Sure Thing Wins with 8 followed by the Chiefs (6) & Buccaneers (4).
The Texans and Jets tie for the most Sure Thing Losses with 4 followed by the Bears, Bengals, Panthers, & Jaguars (3)