2021 GoActuary Jahiegel Memorial NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

(Sorry intern - I had to ask. :frowning: )

Because they are the only one’s that’re going to count this year for this game. I mean, how many teams really work hard to play that game of the season with very little on the line?

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Uh-oh.

Well the intern is out getting some avocado toast and an espresso, so it won’t be fixed right away.

Sometimes if you want something done right you’ve got to just do it yourself. It should all be fixed now.

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Ah, that looks better! :+1:

And I always hold my breath when those standings are published - that’s the first time I get to see what I actually picked (and then start to grumble at myself, asking “what was I thinking???” :slight_smile: ).

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I'm in!

Week 1;Cowboys@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 1;Cardinals@Titans;Titans
Week 1;Jaguars@Texans;Texans
Week 1;Chargers@Washington;Washington
Week 1;Vikings@Bengals;Vikings
Week 1;Jets@Panthers;Panthers
Week 1;Eagles@Falcons;Falcons
Week 1;Steelers@Bills;Bills
Week 1;49ers@Lions;49ers
Week 1;Seahawks@Colts;Colts
Week 1;Browns@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 1;Broncos@Giants;Giants
Week 1;Packers@Saints;Saints
Week 1;Dolphins@Patriots;Patriots
Week 1;Bears@Rams;Rams
Week 1;Ravens@Raiders;Ravens
Week 2;Giants@Washington;Washington
Week 2;Bills@Dolphins;Bills
Week 2;Bengals@Bears;Bengals
Week 2;Broncos@Jaguars;Broncos
Week 2;Texans@Browns;Browns
Week 2;Raiders@Steelers;Steelers
Week 2;Rams@Colts;Colts
Week 2;Patriots@Jets;Patriots
Week 2;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 2;49ers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 2;Falcons@Buccaneers;Falcons
Week 2;Vikings@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 2;Cowboys@Chargers;Chargers
Week 2;Titans@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 2;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 2;Chiefs@Ravens;Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Panthers@Texans;Panthers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Cardinals@Jaguars;Cardinals
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Falcons@Giants;Falcons
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Ravens@Lions;Ravens
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bears@Browns;Browns
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bengals@Steelers;Steelers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Colts@Titans;Titans
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Saints@Patriots;Saints
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Washington@Bills;Bills
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Dolphins@Raiders;Raiders
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Jets@Broncos;Broncos
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Seahawks@Vikings;Vikings
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Buccaneers@Rams;Rams
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Packers@49ers;49ers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Jaguars@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Panthers@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Browns@Vikings;Vikings
Week 4;Lions@Bears;Bears
Week 4;Texans@Bills;Bills
Week 4;Colts@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 4;Chiefs@Eagles;Chiefs
Week 4;Giants@Saints;Saints
Week 4;Titans@Jets;Titans
Week 4;Washington@Falcons;Falcons
Week 4;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 4;Seahawks@49ers;Seahawks
Week 4;Ravens@Broncos;Ravens
Week 4;Steelers@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Buccaneers@Patriots;Buccaneers
Week 4;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 5;Rams@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 5;Jets@Falcons;Falcons
Week 5;Broncos@Steelers;Steelers
Week 5;Lions@Vikings;Vikings
Week 5;Packers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 5;Dolphins@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 5;Patriots@Texans;Patriots
Week 5;Saints@Washington;Washington
Week 5;Eagles@Panthers;Panthers
Week 5;Titans@Jaguars;Titans
Week 5;Bears@Raiders;Raiders
Week 5;Browns@Chargers;Chargers
Week 5;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 5;49ers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 5;Bills@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 5;Colts@Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Buccaneers@Eagles;Buccaneers
Week 6;Dolphins@Jaguars;Dolphins
Week 6;Bengals@Lions;Bengals
Week 6;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 6;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 6;Chiefs@Washington;Chiefs
Week 6;Chargers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Rams@Giants;Giants
Week 6;Vikings@Panthers;Vikings
Week 6;Cardinals@Browns;Browns
Week 6;Cowboys@Patriots;Cowboys
Week 6;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 6;Seahawks@Steelers;Steelers
Week 6;Bills@Titans;Bills
Week 7;Broncos@Browns;Browns
Week 7;Falcons@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 7;Panthers@Giants;Giants
Week 7;Bengals@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Chiefs@Titans;Chiefs
Week 7;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 7;Washington@Packers;Packers
Week 7;Lions@Rams;Rams
Week 7;Eagles@Raiders;Raiders
Week 7;Bears@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 7;Colts@49ers;49ers
Week 7;Saints@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;Packers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 8;Bengals@Jets;Bengals
Week 8;Rams@Texans;Rams
Week 8;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Eagles@Lions;Lions
Week 8;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 8;49ers@Bears;Bears
Week 8;Titans@Colts;Colts
Week 8;Jaguars@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;Patriots@Chargers;Chargers
Week 8;Buccaneers@Saints;Buccaneers
Week 8;Washington@Broncos;Broncos
Week 8;Cowboys@Vikings;Vikings
Week 8;Giants@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Jets@Colts;Colts
Week 9;Falcons@Saints;Falcons
Week 9;Bills@Jaguars;Bills
Week 9;Browns@Bengals;Browns
Week 9;Broncos@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 9;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 9;Raiders@Giants;Giants
Week 9;Vikings@Ravens;Ravens
Week 9;Patriots@Panthers;Panthers
Week 9;Chargers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 9;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 9;Packers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Titans@Rams;Rams
Week 9;Bears@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Ravens@Dolphins;Ravens
Week 10;Falcons@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 10;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 10;Browns@Patriots;Browns
Week 10;Lions@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 10;Saints@Titans;Titans
Week 10;Buccaneers@Washington;Buccaneers
Week 10;Panthers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 10;Vikings@Chargers;Chargers
Week 10;Eagles@Broncos;Broncos
Week 10;Seahawks@Packers;Packers
Week 10;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 10;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 11;Patriots@Falcons;Falcons
Week 11;Ravens@Bears;Ravens
Week 11;Lions@Browns;Browns
Week 11;Packers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 11;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 11;Colts@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Dolphins@Jets;Jets
Week 11;Saints@Eagles;Saints
Week 11;49ers@Jaguars;49ers
Week 11;Washington@Panthers;Washington
Week 11;Bengals@Raiders;Raiders
Week 11;Cardinals@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 11;Cowboys@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 11 in London;Steelers@Chargers;Steelers
Week 11;Giants@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 12;Bears@Lions;Bears
Week 12;Raiders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Bills@Saints;Bills
Week 12;Falcons@Jaguars;Falcons
Week 12;Panthers@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Jets@Texans;Jets
Week 12;Eagles@Giants;Giants
Week 12;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 12;Buccaneers@Colts;Colts
Week 12;Titans@Patriots;Titans
Week 12;Chargers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 12;Rams@Packers;Packers
Week 12;Vikings@49ers;49ers
Week 12;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 12;Seahawks@Washington;Washington
Week 13;Cowboys@Saints;Cowboys
Week 13;Cardinals@Bears;Bears
Week 13;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 13;Colts@Texans;Colts
Week 13;Chargers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 13;Vikings@Lions;Vikings
Week 13;Giants@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 13;Eagles@Jets;Jets
Week 13;Buccaneers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 13;Washington@Raiders;Raiders
Week 13;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 13;Jaguars@Rams;Rams
Week 13;49ers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 13;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 14;Steelers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 14;Falcons@Panthers;Falcons
Week 14;Ravens@Browns;Ravens
Week 14;Cowboys@Washington;Washington
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Titans
Week 14;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 14;Saints@Jets;Saints
Week 14;49ers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 14;Seahawks@Texans;Seahawks
Week 14;Lions@Broncos;Broncos
Week 14;Giants@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14 in London;Bills@Buccaneers;Bills
Week 14;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 14;Rams@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 15;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 15;Cardinals@Lions;Cardinals
Week 15;Panthers@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 15;Packers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 15;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 15;Raiders@Browns;Browns
Week 15;Patriots@Colts;Colts
Week 15;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 15;Titans@Steelers;Steelers
Week 15;Washington@Eagles;Eagles
Week 15;Falcons@49ers;49ers
Week 15;Bengals@Broncos;Broncos
Week 15;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 15;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 15;Vikings@Bears;Vikings
Week 16;49ers@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Browns@Packers;Packers
Week 16;Colts@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 16;Ravens@Bengals;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 16;Lions@Falcons;Falcons
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Chargers@Texans;Chargers
Week 16;Rams@Vikings;Vikings
Week 16;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 16;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 16;Bears@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 16;Broncos@Raiders;Broncos
Week 16;Steelers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Washington@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Dolphins@Saints;Dolphins
Week 17;Cardinals@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 17;Falcons@Bills;Bills
Week 17;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 17;Jaguars@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Chiefs@Bengals;Chiefs
Week 17;Raiders@Colts;Colts
Week 17;Dolphins@Titans;Titans
Week 17;Giants@Bears;Bears
Week 17;Eagles@Washington;Washington
Week 17;Buccaneers@Jets;Buccaneers
Week 17;Broncos@Chargers;Broncos
Week 17;Texans@49ers;49ers
Week 17;Lions@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 17;Rams@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Vikings
Week 17;Browns@Steelers;Browns
Week 18;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 18;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 18;Bengals@Browns;Browns
Week 18;Cowboys@Eagles;Cowboys
Week 18;Packers@Lions;Packers
Week 18;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 18;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 18;Saints@Falcons;Falcons
Week 18;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 18;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 18;Titans@Texans;Titans
Week 18;Washington@Giants;Washington
Week 18;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Raiders;Raiders
Week 18;49ers@Rams;Rams
Week 18;Seahawks@Cardinals;Cardinals
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male, Female, or Neutral;Male

Welcome to rookie, Grizz. We’re glad you joined us. Your favorite team is the Chiefs at a whopping 17-0. The Texans, Jaguars, & Lions are subject to relegation at 1-16.

By entering before the Arrival of the Swiss at the Port-Noir you have received 5 Change One Future Pick awards.

Grizz’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      16  1
Dolphins    9  8
Patriots    5 12
Jets        4 13

AFC North
Ravens     16  1
Browns     11  6
Bengals     8  9
Steelers    8  9

AFC South
Colts      11  6
Titans     11  6
Jaguars     1 16
Texans      1 16

AFC West
Chiefs     17  0
Broncos    10  7
Chargers    7 10
Raiders     6 11
NFC East
Cowboys    12  5
Washington  8  9
Giants      5 12
Eagles      4 13

NFC North
Vikings    13  4
Packers     9  8
Bears       5 12
Lions       1 16

NFC South
Falcons    13  4
Buccaneers 12  5
Saints      7 10
Panthers    4 13

NFC West
Cardinals  10  7
Seahawks   10  7
49ers       9  8
Rams        9  8

The OP has been updated with the Weekly Awards info.

Weekly Awards

Change one future pick: Pretty self-explanatory. Change one of your future picks. Use in any week. Declare before the kickoff of the game it affects. Expires at the end of the season.

You’re Gonna’ Like the Pick You Made…I Guarantee It: This will allow the winner of this award to guarantee one matchup from week 18 as a win.

Lovable Losers: This will allow the winner of this award to guarantee one win from any week for the team they picked to win the least. (If you picked a team to go 0-17 then you’ll need to pick for the next least-winning team.)

Jables’ Home Field Advantage: Jables said that home field is worth roughly 3 points in determining the gambling lines. Winning this award allows you (and only you) to add 3 points to the scores of all the road teams (that you chose to win) for a given week for your picks only. As a result, it could change some of your losses to ties or even wins for you. For those players who went extra heavy on the home teams, I will allow this award to be used to add 1 point to the scores of all the home teams instead (possibly changing a tie to a win, or a loss to a tie).

Random Poster’s Lucky 7: If you win this award you will have seven points to distribute to improve the scores of your chosen teams. You may spread it among as many teams & weeks as you desire. Only whole-points may be used. (E.g., you chose team A to beat team B, team C to beat team D, team E to beat team F, and team G to beat team H. You added 3 points to team A and 2 points to team C and 1 point to team E and 1 point to team G. Team A loses 23-21, team C loses 23-20, team E loses 23-22, and team G wins 42-0. In your case team A would turn out to be a win, team C is still a loss, team E turns out to be a tie, and you wasted points on team G since it was a win regardless.)

Numbers’ Nudge: This is an enhanced version of the RPL7 award. The winner of this award will have n points to distribute in the same way as the RPL7 award. n is determined by the number of wins correctly predicted in the week this award is won. The results of this award affect only the award winner’s results.

Choose Your Own Adventure Award: If you win this award you get to choose one award from a selection of two non-negative awards and a higher-variance, possibly-negative award:

  • Jables’ Home Field Advantage
  • Random Poster’s Lucky 7
  • The Arbitrary Award - If you use this award you may flip your pick for all non-Divisional games for one team for the rest of the season.

Nice Little Lead You Got There…It Would Be A Shame If Something Were To [ahem] Happen To It: If you win this award you’ll be able to insure that all of the teams you picked for the week you declare do not blow a seven or more point lead that they had at the end of the 3rd quarter.

AStudent’s GroupThink: No thinking necessary - if you win this award, your record for Week 18 will be the better of Your Picks or that of the Consensus.

Last Week Winner: The winner of week 18 automatically has a week 18 loss turned into a win.

Perfect Weekly Record: If you should manage a perfect weekly record, you will receive DOUBLE the scheduled weekly award (this wouldn’t apply to week 17 nor 18) and you’ll get that week named after you in perpetuity.

Awards Schedule

Week 1: You’re Gonna’ Like the Pick You Made…I Guarantee It
Week 2: You’re Gonna’ Like the Pick You Made…I Guarantee It
The Arbitrary’s Week 3: Lovable Losers
Week 4: Lovable Losers
Week 5: Lovable Losers
Week 6: Jables’ Home Field Advantage
Week 7: Jables’ Home Field Advantage
Week 8: Choose Your Own Adventure Award
Week 9: Choose Your Own Adventure Award
Week 10: Choose Your Own Adventure Award
Week 11: Random Poster’s Lucky 7
Week 12: Random Poster’s Lucky 7
Week 13: Numbers’ Nudge
Week 14: Numbers’ Nudge
Week 15: Nice Little Lead You Got There…It Would Be A Shame If Something Were To [ahem] Happen To It
Week 16: Nice Little Lead You Got There…It Would Be A Shame If Something Were To [ahem] Happen To It
Week 17: AStudent’s GroupThink
Week 18: Last Week Winner

The Committee on Requisite Award Programs will entertain suggestions for new or modified awards and/or deleting old ones. All such suggestions should be submitted in this thread with a deadline of 48 hours before the opening kickoff of the season.

Introduce the “Lion’s Share Award” where if the last place in a given week is just one player, that player gets COFP for the following week. (If there are two or more players with the same “losing” record for the week, then no award . . . because misery loves company.)

Alternately, same principle, but applied to the overall record after each week’s games (rather than just that week’s results).

I actually like this as gives people with poor choices a chance to improve

The C.R.A.P will consider it. Thank you for your suggestion.

[insert political joke here]

Week 1;Cowboys@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 1;Cardinals@Titans;Titans
Week 1;Jaguars@Texans;Jaguars
Week 1;Chargers@Washington;Chargers
Week 1;Vikings@Bengals;Vikings
Week 1;Jets@Panthers;Panthers
Week 1;Eagles@Falcons;Falcons
Week 1;Steelers@Bills;Bills
Week 1;49ers@Lions;49ers
Week 1;Seahawks@Colts;Colts
Week 1;Browns@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 1;Broncos@Giants;Giants
Week 1;Packers@Saints;Packers
Week 1;Dolphins@Patriots;Dolphins
Week 1;Bears@Rams;Rams
Week 1;Ravens@Raiders;Ravens
Week 2;Giants@Washington;Washington
Week 2;Bills@Dolphins;Bills
Week 2;Bengals@Bears;Bears
Week 2;Broncos@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 2;Texans@Browns;Browns
Week 2;Raiders@Steelers;Steelers
Week 2;Rams@Colts;Colts
Week 2;Patriots@Jets;Patriots
Week 2;Saints@Panthers;Panthers
Week 2;49ers@Eagles;49ers
Week 2;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 2;Vikings@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 2;Cowboys@Chargers;Chargers
Week 2;Titans@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 2;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 2;Chiefs@Ravens;Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Panthers@Texans;Panthers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Cardinals@Jaguars;Cardinals
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Falcons@Giants;Giants
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Ravens@Lions;Ravens
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bears@Browns;Browns
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bengals@Steelers;Steelers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Colts@Titans;Titans
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Saints@Patriots;Patriots
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Washington@Bills;Bills
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Dolphins@Raiders;Dolphins
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Jets@Broncos;Broncos
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Seahawks@Vikings;Seahawks
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Buccaneers@Rams;Rams
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Packers@49ers;Packers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Jaguars@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Panthers@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4;Browns@Vikings;Browns
Week 4;Lions@Bears;Bears
Week 4;Texans@Bills;Bills
Week 4;Colts@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 4;Chiefs@Eagles;Chiefs
Week 4;Giants@Saints;Saints
Week 4;Titans@Jets;Titans
Week 4;Washington@Falcons;Washington
Week 4;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 4;Seahawks@49ers;Seahawks
Week 4;Ravens@Broncos;Ravens
Week 4;Steelers@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Buccaneers@Patriots;Buccaneers
Week 4;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 5;Rams@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 5;Jets@Falcons;Falcons
Week 5;Broncos@Steelers;Steelers
Week 5;Lions@Vikings;Vikings
Week 5;Packers@Bengals;Packers
Week 5;Dolphins@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 5;Patriots@Texans;Patriots
Week 5;Saints@Washington;Washington
Week 5;Eagles@Panthers;Panthers
Week 5;Titans@Jaguars;Titans
Week 5;Bears@Raiders;Bears
Week 5;Browns@Chargers;Browns
Week 5;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 5;49ers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 5;Bills@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 5;Colts@Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Buccaneers@Eagles;Buccaneers
Week 6;Dolphins@Jaguars;Dolphins
Week 6;Bengals@Lions;Lions
Week 6;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 6;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 6;Chiefs@Washington;Chiefs
Week 6;Chargers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Rams@Giants;Rams
Week 6;Vikings@Panthers;Panthers
Week 6;Cardinals@Browns;Browns
Week 6;Cowboys@Patriots;Patriots
Week 6;Raiders@Broncos;Raiders
Week 6;Seahawks@Steelers;Seahawks
Week 6;Bills@Titans;Titans
Week 7;Broncos@Browns;Browns
Week 7;Falcons@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 7;Panthers@Giants;Giants
Week 7;Bengals@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Chiefs@Titans;Chiefs
Week 7;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 7;Washington@Packers;Packers
Week 7;Lions@Rams;Rams
Week 7;Eagles@Raiders;Raiders
Week 7;Bears@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 7;Colts@49ers;49ers
Week 7;Saints@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;Packers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 8;Bengals@Jets;Bengals
Week 8;Rams@Texans;Rams
Week 8;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Eagles@Lions;Lions
Week 8;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 8;49ers@Bears;Bears
Week 8;Titans@Colts;Titans
Week 8;Jaguars@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;Patriots@Chargers;Chargers
Week 8;Buccaneers@Saints;Buccaneers
Week 8;Washington@Broncos;Washington
Week 8;Cowboys@Vikings;Vikings
Week 8;Giants@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Jets@Colts;Colts
Week 9;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 9;Bills@Jaguars;Bills
Week 9;Browns@Bengals;Browns
Week 9;Broncos@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 9;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 9;Raiders@Giants;Giants
Week 9;Vikings@Ravens;Ravens
Week 9;Patriots@Panthers;Panthers
Week 9;Chargers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 9;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 9;Packers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Titans@Rams;Rams
Week 9;Bears@Steelers;Bears
Week 10;Ravens@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 10;Falcons@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 10;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 10;Browns@Patriots;Patriots
Week 10;Lions@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 10;Saints@Titans;Titans
Week 10;Buccaneers@Washington;Buccaneers
Week 10;Panthers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 10;Vikings@Chargers;Chargers
Week 10;Eagles@Broncos;Broncos
Week 10;Seahawks@Packers;Packers
Week 10;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 10;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 11;Patriots@Falcons;Patriots
Week 11;Ravens@Bears;Bears
Week 11;Lions@Browns;Browns
Week 11;Packers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 11;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 11;Colts@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Dolphins@Jets;Dolphins
Week 11;Saints@Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;49ers@Jaguars;49ers
Week 11;Washington@Panthers;Panthers
Week 11;Bengals@Raiders;Raiders
Week 11;Cardinals@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 11;Cowboys@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 11 in London;Steelers@Chargers;Chargers
Week 11;Giants@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 12;Bears@Lions;Bears
Week 12;Raiders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Bills@Saints;Bills
Week 12;Falcons@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 12;Panthers@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Jets@Texans;Jets
Week 12;Eagles@Giants;Giants
Week 12;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 12;Buccaneers@Colts;Buccaneers
Week 12;Titans@Patriots;Titans
Week 12;Chargers@Broncos;Chargers
Week 12;Rams@Packers;Packers
Week 12;Vikings@49ers;49ers
Week 12;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 12;Seahawks@Washington;Washington
Week 13;Cowboys@Saints;Saints
Week 13;Cardinals@Bears;Bears
Week 13;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 13;Colts@Texans;Colts
Week 13;Chargers@Bengals;Chargers
Week 13;Vikings@Lions;Lions
Week 13;Giants@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 13;Eagles@Jets;Jets
Week 13;Buccaneers@Falcons;Buccaneers
Week 13;Washington@Raiders;Washington
Week 13;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 13;Jaguars@Rams;Rams
Week 13;49ers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 13;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 14;Steelers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 14;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 14;Ravens@Browns;Ravens
Week 14;Cowboys@Washington;Washington
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Titans
Week 14;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 14;Saints@Jets;Saints
Week 14;49ers@Bengals;49ers
Week 14;Seahawks@Texans;Seahawks
Week 14;Lions@Broncos;Broncos
Week 14;Giants@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14 in London;Bills@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 14;Rams@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 15;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 15;Cardinals@Lions;Cardinals
Week 15;Panthers@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Cowboys@Giants;Giants
Week 15;Packers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 15;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 15;Raiders@Browns;Browns
Week 15;Patriots@Colts;Colts
Week 15;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 15;Titans@Steelers;Titans
Week 15;Washington@Eagles;Washington
Week 15;Falcons@49ers;49ers
Week 15;Bengals@Broncos;Broncos
Week 15;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 15;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 15;Vikings@Bears;Bears
Week 16;49ers@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Browns@Packers;Packers
Week 16;Colts@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 16;Ravens@Bengals;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 16;Lions@Falcons;Falcons
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Chargers@Texans;Chargers
Week 16;Rams@Vikings;Rams
Week 16;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 16;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 16;Bears@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 16;Broncos@Raiders;Raiders
Week 16;Steelers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Washington@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Dolphins@Saints;Saints
Week 17;Cardinals@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 17;Falcons@Bills;Bills
Week 17;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 17;Jaguars@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Chiefs@Bengals;Chiefs
Week 17;Raiders@Colts;Colts
Week 17;Dolphins@Titans;Titans
Week 17;Giants@Bears;Bears
Week 17;Eagles@Washington;Washington
Week 17;Buccaneers@Jets;Buccaneers
Week 17;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 17;Texans@49ers;49ers
Week 17;Lions@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 17;Rams@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Browns@Steelers;Browns
Week 18;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 18;Bears@Vikings;Bears
Week 18;Bengals@Browns;Browns
Week 18;Cowboys@Eagles;Eagles
Week 18;Packers@Lions;Packers
Week 18;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 18;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 18;Saints@Falcons;Falcons
Week 18;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 18;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 18;Titans@Texans;Titans
Week 18;Washington@Giants;Washington
Week 18;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Raiders;Raiders
Week 18;49ers@Rams;Rams
Week 18;Seahawks@Cardinals;Cardinals
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male,Female, or Neutral;Male

Let it be so

Returning for his 11th year, welcome back to Hall of Famer, Two-time champion (2017 & 2019) and all around fun and hard working guy, Funemployed (1580-970-19 (61.9%)). By entering in the nick of time (before the Swiss were charred), he has earned five preseason COFP awards. Good luck with those. Don’t screw them up.

Funemployed’s favorite team is the Chiefs, taking down all comers, at 17-0. The Texans experience a season-long power outage, cruzing on down to Cancun for a soul draining 0-17 season.

Funemployed’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      14  3
Dolphins   12  5
Patriots    8  9
Jets        3 14

AFC North
Ravens     14  3
Browns     12  5
Steelers    4 13
Bengals     3 14

AFC South
Titans     14  3
Colts       9  8
Jaguars     4 13
Texans      0 17

AFC West
Chiefs     17  0
Chargers   11  6
Raiders     5 12
Broncos     4 13
NFC East
Washington 10  7
Cowboys     8  9
Giants      6 11
Eagles      4 13

NFC North
Packers    13  4
Bears      11  6
Vikings     5 12
Lions       3 14

NFC South
Buccaneers 16  1
Panthers    8  9
Saints      6 11
Falcons     5 12

NFC West
Seahawks   12  5
Rams       11  6
49ers      10  7
Cardinals  10  7

The Swiss have come and gone. Perhaps, :canada: is more your style. Get your entries in before 07/01/2021 in order to secure three (3) Change One Future Pick preseason awards.

IFYP; you forgot two letters.
:stuck_out_tongue:

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OK, I don’t know if I put the requisite amount of thought into this, but here goes:

Original Pick
Week 1;Cowboys@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 1;Cardinals@Titans; Titans
Week 1;Jaguars@Texans; Texans
Week 1;Chargers@Washington; Chargers
Week 1;Vikings@Bengals; Bengals
Week 1;Jets@Panthers; Panthers
Week 1;Eagles@Falcons; Falcons
Week 1;Steelers@Bills; Bills
Week 1;49ers@Lions; 49ers
Week 1;Seahawks@Colts; Colts
Week 1;Browns@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 1;Broncos@Giants; Broncos
Week 1;Packers@Saints; Packers
Week 1;Dolphins@Patriots; Patriots
Week 1;Bears@Rams; Rams
Week 1;Ravens@Raiders; Ravens
Week 2;Giants@Washington; Washington
Week 2;Bills@Dolphins; Bills
Week 2;Bengals@Bears; Bears
Week 2;Broncos@Jaguars; Broncos
Week 2;Texans@Browns; Browns
Week 2;Raiders@Steelers; Steelers
Week 2;Rams@Colts; Rams
Week 2;Patriots@Jets; Patriots
Week 2;Saints@Panthers; Saints
Week 2;49ers@Eagles; 49ers
Week 2;Falcons@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 2;Vikings@Cardinals; Cardinals
Week 2;Cowboys@Chargers; Chargers
Week 2;Titans@Seahawks; Seahawks
Week 2;Lions@Packers; Packers
Week 2;Chiefs@Ravens; Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Panthers@Texans; Panthers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Cardinals@Jaguars; Cardinals
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Falcons@Giants; Falcons
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Ravens@Lions; Ravens
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bears@Browns; Browns
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bengals@Steelers; Steelers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Colts@Titans; Colts
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chargers@Chiefs; Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Saints@Patriots; Patriots
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Washington@Bills; Bills
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Dolphins@Raiders; Dolphins
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Jets@Broncos; Broncos
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Seahawks@Vikings; Seahawks
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Buccaneers@Rams; Rams
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Packers@49ers; 49ers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Eagles@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 4;Jaguars@Bengals; Bengals
Week 4;Panthers@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 4;Browns@Vikings; Browns
Week 4;Lions@Bears; Bears
Week 4;Texans@Bills; Bills
Week 4;Colts@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 4;Chiefs@Eagles; Chiefs
Week 4;Giants@Saints; Saints
Week 4;Titans@Jets; Titans
Week 4;Washington@Falcons; Falcons
Week 4;Cardinals@Rams; Rams
Week 4;Seahawks@49ers; 49ers
Week 4;Ravens@Broncos; Ravens
Week 4;Steelers@Packers; Packers
Week 4;Buccaneers@Patriots; Buccaneers
Week 4;Raiders@Chargers; Chargers
Week 5;Rams@Seahawks; Seahawks
Week 5;Jets@Falcons; Falcons
Week 5;Broncos@Steelers; Broncos
Week 5;Lions@Vikings; Vikings
Week 5;Packers@Bengals; Packers
Week 5;Dolphins@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 5;Patriots@Texans; Patriots
Week 5;Saints@Washington; Washington
Week 5;Eagles@Panthers; Panthers
Week 5;Titans@Jaguars; Titans
Week 5;Bears@Raiders; Raiders
Week 5;Browns@Chargers; Chargers
Week 5;Giants@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 5;49ers@Cardinals; 49ers
Week 5;Bills@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 5;Colts@Ravens; Ravens
Week 6;Buccaneers@Eagles; Buccaneers
Week 6;Dolphins@Jaguars; Dolphins
Week 6;Bengals@Lions; Lions
Week 6;Packers@Bears; Packers
Week 6;Texans@Colts; Colts
Week 6;Chiefs@Washington; Chiefs
Week 6;Chargers@Ravens; Ravens
Week 6;Rams@Giants; Rams
Week 6;Vikings@Panthers; Panthers
Week 6;Cardinals@Browns; Browns
Week 6;Cowboys@Patriots; Patriots
Week 6;Raiders@Broncos; Broncos
Week 6;Seahawks@Steelers; Seahawks
Week 6;Bills@Titans; Bills
Week 7;Broncos@Browns; Browns
Week 7;Falcons@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 7;Panthers@Giants; Giants
Week 7;Bengals@Ravens; Ravens
Week 7;Chiefs@Titans; Chiefs
Week 7;Jets@Patriots; Patriots
Week 7;Washington@Packers; Packers
Week 7;Lions@Rams; Rams
Week 7;Eagles@Raiders; Raiders
Week 7;Bears@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Cardinals; Cardinals
Week 7;Colts@49ers; 49ers
Week 7;Saints@Seahawks; Seahawks
Week 8;Packers@Cardinals; Packers
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons; Falcons
Week 8;Bengals@Jets; Jets
Week 8;Rams@Texans; Rams
Week 8;Dolphins@Bills; Bills
Week 8;Eagles@Lions; Lions
Week 8;Steelers@Browns; Browns
Week 8;49ers@Bears; 49ers
Week 8;Titans@Colts; Colts
Week 8;Jaguars@Seahawks; Seahawks
Week 8;Patriots@Chargers; Chargers
Week 8;Buccaneers@Saints; Buccaneers
Week 8;Washington@Broncos; Broncos
Week 8;Cowboys@Vikings; Vikings
Week 8;Giants@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 9;Jets@Colts; Colts
Week 9;Falcons@Saints; Saints
Week 9;Bills@Jaguars; Bills
Week 9;Browns@Bengals; Browns
Week 9;Broncos@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 9;Texans@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 9;Raiders@Giants; Giants
Week 9;Vikings@Ravens; Ravens
Week 9;Patriots@Panthers; Patriots
Week 9;Chargers@Eagles; Chargers
Week 9;Cardinals@49ers; 49ers
Week 9;Packers@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 9;Titans@Rams; Rams
Week 9;Bears@Steelers; Steelers
Week 10;Ravens@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 10;Falcons@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 10;Bills@Jets; Bills
Week 10;Browns@Patriots; Browns
Week 10;Lions@Steelers; Steelers
Week 10;Jaguars@Colts; Colts
Week 10;Saints@Titans; Titans
Week 10;Buccaneers@Washington; Buccaneers
Week 10;Panthers@Cardinals; Cardinals
Week 10;Vikings@Chargers; Chargers
Week 10;Eagles@Broncos; Broncos
Week 10;Seahawks@Packers; Packers
Week 10;Chiefs@Raiders; Chiefs
Week 10;Rams@49ers; 49ers
Week 11;Patriots@Falcons; Falcons
Week 11;Ravens@Bears; Ravens
Week 11;Lions@Browns; Browns
Week 11;Packers@Vikings; Packers
Week 11;Texans@Titans; Titans
Week 11;Colts@Bills; Bills
Week 11;Dolphins@Jets; Dolphins
Week 11;Saints@Eagles; Saints
Week 11;49ers@Jaguars; 49ers
Week 11;Washington@Panthers; Panthers
Week 11;Bengals@Raiders; Raiders
Week 11;Cardinals@Seahawks; Seahawks
Week 11;Cowboys@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 11 in London;Steelers@Chargers; Chargers
Week 11;Giants@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 12;Bears@Lions; Bears
Week 12;Raiders@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 12;Bills@Saints; Bills
Week 12;Falcons@Jaguars; Falcons
Week 12;Panthers@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 12;Jets@Texans; Texans
Week 12;Eagles@Giants; Giants
Week 12;Steelers@Bengals; Bengals
Week 12;Buccaneers@Colts; Buccaneers
Week 12;Titans@Patriots; Patriots
Week 12;Chargers@Broncos; Broncos
Week 12;Rams@Packers; Packers
Week 12;Vikings@49ers; 49ers
Week 12;Browns@Ravens; Ravens
Week 12;Seahawks@Washington; Seahawks
Week 13;Cowboys@Saints; Saints
Week 13;Cardinals@Bears; Cardinals
Week 13;Broncos@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 13;Colts@Texans; Colts
Week 13;Chargers@Bengals; Chargers
Week 13;Vikings@Lions; Vikings
Week 13;Giants@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 13;Eagles@Jets; Jets
Week 13;Buccaneers@Falcons; Buccaneers
Week 13;Washington@Raiders; Raiders
Week 13;Ravens@Steelers; Ravens
Week 13;Jaguars@Rams; Rams
Week 13;49ers@Seahawks; Seahawks
Week 13;Patriots@Bills; Bills
Week 14;Steelers@Vikings; Vikings
Week 14;Falcons@Panthers; Falcons
Week 14;Ravens@Browns; Browns
Week 14;Cowboys@Washington; Washington
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans; Titans
Week 14;Raiders@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 14;Saints@Jets; Saints
Week 14;49ers@Bengals; 49ers
Week 14;Seahawks@Texans; Seahawks
Week 14;Lions@Broncos; Broncos
Week 14;Giants@Chargers; Chargers
Week 14 in London;Bills@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 14;Bears@Packers; Packers
Week 14;Rams@Cardinals; Rams
Week 15;Chiefs@Chargers; Chiefs
Week 15;Cardinals@Lions; Cardinals
Week 15;Panthers@Bills; Bills
Week 15;Cowboys@Giants; Cowboys
Week 15;Packers@Ravens; Ravens
Week 15;Texans@Jaguars; Jaguars
Week 15;Raiders@Browns; Browns
Week 15;Patriots@Colts; Colts
Week 15;Jets@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 15;Titans@Steelers; Steelers
Week 15;Washington@Eagles; Washington
Week 15;Falcons@49ers; 49ers
Week 15;Bengals@Broncos; Broncos
Week 15;Seahawks@Rams; Rams
Week 15;Saints@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 15;Vikings@Bears; Bears
Week 16;49ers@Titans; 49ers
Week 16;Browns@Packers; Packers
Week 16;Colts@Cardinals; Cardinals
Week 16;Ravens@Bengals; Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Patriots; Bills
Week 16;Lions@Falcons; Falcons
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets; Jets
Week 16;Chargers@Texans; Chargers
Week 16;Rams@Vikings; Rams
Week 16;Giants@Eagles; Eagles
Week 16;Buccaneers@Panthers; Buccaneers
Week 16;Bears@Seahawks; Seahawks
Week 16;Broncos@Raiders; Broncos
Week 16;Steelers@Chiefs; Chiefs
Week 16;Washington@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 16;Dolphins@Saints; Dolphins
Week 17;Cardinals@Cowboys; Cowboys
Week 17;Falcons@Bills; Bills
Week 17;Panthers@Saints; Saints
Week 17;Jaguars@Patriots; Patriots
Week 17;Chiefs@Bengals; Chiefs
Week 17;Raiders@Colts; Colts
Week 17;Dolphins@Titans; Dolphins
Week 17;Giants@Bears; Bears
Week 17;Eagles@Washington; Washington
Week 17;Buccaneers@Jets; Buccaneers
Week 17;Broncos@Chargers; Chargers
Week 17;Texans@49ers; 49ers
Week 17;Lions@Seahawks; Seahawks
Week 17;Rams@Ravens; Ravens
Week 17;Vikings@Packers; Packers
Week 17;Browns@Steelers; Browns
Week 18;Panthers@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 18;Bears@Vikings; Vikings
Week 18;Bengals@Browns; Browns
Week 18;Cowboys@Eagles; Cowboys
Week 18;Packers@Lions; Packers
Week 18;Colts@Jaguars; Colts
Week 18;Patriots@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 18;Saints@Falcons; Falcons
Week 18;Jets@Bills; Bills
Week 18;Steelers@Ravens; Ravens
Week 18;Titans@Texans; Titans
Week 18;Washington@Giants; Washington
Week 18;Chiefs@Broncos; Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Raiders; Chargers
Week 18;49ers@Rams; Rams
Week 18;Seahawks@Cardinals; Cardinals
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male,Female, or Neutral; Female

I don’t even know how I did the formatting like that… just copied and pasted from Excel. If it gives you trouble, I can try to resubmit with only the picks???

The Requisite amount of thought is an amount not much bigger than zero, so I think you’ve done okay.

It copy/pastes nicely back into Excel, so no trouble…no trouble at all.

I’ll get my intern to process this entry asap.

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Welcome back to 4th year player, twig93. She rejoins us with a record of 436-329-3, for an even 57.0% record. The Chiefs go on a tear at 17-0, but the Jaguars and Eagles merely shed tears at 1-16.

By entering before the Hall of Fame Game you have received 1 Change One Future Pick award. Use it wisely.

twig93’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      15  2
Dolphins   13  4
Patriots    9  8
Jets        3 14

AFC North
Ravens     14  3
Browns     13  4
Steelers    5 12
Bengals     3 14

AFC South
Colts      10  7
Titans      7 10
Texans      2 15
Jaguars     1 16

AFC West
Chiefs     17  0
Chargers   13  4
Broncos    11  6
Raiders     4 13
NFC East
Cowboys    10  7
Washington  6 11
Giants      3 14
Eagles      1 16

NFC North
Packers    14  3
Bears       5 12
Vikings     5 12
Lions       2 15

NFC South
Buccaneers 16  1
Falcons    10  7
Saints      7 10
Panthers    5 12

NFC West
49ers      15  2
Rams       13  4
Seahawks   12  5
Cardinals   8  9
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