Furthermore, why does he insist that they don’t exist? He be all like, “Yo Abe, I’m the head honcho here and also, gimmie your son just kidding I wasn’t gonna really go through with that.”
According do this Wikipedia article, not only does Yahweh have a dad, his arch-enemy Baal is actually his brother, and he’s got other siblings too.
Then he says he’s got a son, but his son is also him, and he’s also his son. I’m not sure what that means but maybe if we help him get back with his family he’ll feel better? 3,000 years might be a blink of an eye, a small family spat perhaps even though it feels like an eternity to us mortals.
Time to patch things up or let them sleep on it for a little longer?
