I feel like there are probably books with him in it now.
Girls do like the baddies.
Itās true I picked the thread title to specifically avoid turning this into a thread about which celebrity you want to have oral sex with.
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Ugh, both Luna and Hermione (which I learned to spell bc of how the audiobook narrator says it) would ANNOY ME A LOT, for different reasons. Maybe Ginny. Odd that I have so many opinions on the females.
ā¦just oral?
I picked that one to put an image in everyoneās minds.
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Does this interest of yours . . . as expressed within the posts of this thread . . . interest Mr. aj in any fashion?
Asking for a friend.
Instead, itās the āblind audition of the Voiceā rendition of which character(s) you want to want to have oral sex with.
Iāve got a song for you . . .
All happy families are something something, but what about Anna Karenina? Iām sure I could do better than that other dude.
I think it doesnāt help that thereās a lack of leading ladies. Even among the female authors, you get a lot of Harry Potters and Hercule Poirots, or else Austin/Bronte types where the ladies are smart and hot and nice but theyāre also too busy being marriable to be much else.
Assuming I were young and marriagable? I donāt know. Iād pretty much have a hard time imagining which would be remotely interested in me.
As far as intellectually stimulating female characters, Irene Adler perhaps?
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Oh dear! I donāt think I know what Iāve gotten myself into in this threadā¦ 
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OK, I screwed up with the leap from book character to fictional character. I was wrong, and I am not afraid to admit it.
So book character, Iāll just say Danerys Targaryan,
I read a lot of character driven novels and most often the leading character is beautiful/good looking and fit and all that in the Hollywood way and not in the real life way. Iām too old for that. Give me a man who quotes poetry (ha!) and I will call him āDearestā. Mr aj DOES know of my infatuation with Father Tim (Kavanaugh), but he is not worried. And he has nothing to worry about with Nora Robertsā men bc theyāre not real, of course.
There once was a man from Nantucketā¦ 
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Rhythms and rhymes alone do not make poetry. But nice try.
Tell that to Eminemā¦
There is a novel on which the movie is based, so youāre in the clear (not sure if there is a description in the book that fits the movie character.
āI would have been here sooner but I had to shake the weasels.ā (Not Jessica, but still one of the best lines in the movie.)