Any of you ever fantasize about buying a wheel of cheese? I’ve always wanted to buy one and then walk out of the store like I’m some sort of cheese connoisseur or something.
But a few things have prevented me from doing so. 1) I think it’s gotta be at least a thousand bucks and 2) I don’t think I could eat that much cheese within a reasonable time frame.
So I was wondering if anyone wanted to split it with me. Like, just let me walk out of there with a wheel and then we can cut it up later.
wanna gain the 11 pounds back from the sweet green diet?
Not really, I was kind of hoping of divvying up the cheese with the rest of you to prevent that. That way I can live out my fantasy.
Ask @Breadmaker. He’ll go out for anything except raisins.
hmmmm, i might be in. i like hard cheeses best.
(this is not a fantasy of mine though)
Posting your fantasies would be TMI.
I’d subscribe.
Yaaaap
I don’t want to live in a world where you have to drop 10 large on a wheel of cheese.
Also, since it’s a “fantasy” I assume you want swiss.
You can start a little smaller and get a wheel of brie.
I draw the line at rai-SINS. Dirty, nasty, vile, mutagenic, corrosive, soul-stealing, puppy-kickin’ rai-INS!!! 
I already have a wedge of parm in my fridge, so I gotta pass.
But what about a wheel of raisins ?
If doused in gasoline and set aflame, that would be acceptable.
Relevant:
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/z38k6p/staff_member_prices_12_parmesan_wheel_at_1044/
You know what he’s feeling? I wanna feel like that. But with a whole 80 lb wheel in my hands imo.
Time to push pause on the piano fund and spin up a cheese wheel fund, imo.
If you need a recommendation on some balsamic to go with, @NerdAlert or I can help with that.
Cheese can last a very long time . . .
Why buy one when you can win one!
(yes, this is a real competition)
A writeup: Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake - Wikipedia