- COVID Classic
- COVID Alpha
- COVID Delta
- COVID Mu
COVIDintherearviewmirrorlikesmallpox
Covid 1-18 all seemed so mellow nobody told me about them, so theyâre my favourites.
âThis is COVID-19, not COVID-1, folksâ: Kellyanne Conway
youâll hear Nugent ask, âYou know, I guess I would ask you, because Iâm addicted to truth, logic and common sense, and my common-sense meter would demand the answer to why werenât we shut down for Covid one through 18?â
To emphasize his point he then added: âCovid-1 â and there was a Covid 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 and 18 â Covid one through 18 didnât shut anything down but woah, Covid-19!â Yep, Nugent counted it all out for you.
Yes! I like this variant!
covid-1 was aka âcat scratch feverâ
I shouldnât be surprised by people confidently talking out their tailpipes about something they know nothing about but yet I am.
I feel like my best run at getting it is with delta this fall. At least during a time when it still matters (quarantine rules and other what should be nonsense by now).
âI like Interrupting COVID the best.â
âWhat is Interrup-â
âMOOOO!â
Iâd like to hear a little more about mu before rendering a decision. Of the other 3, I prefer Delta because time from exposure to symptoms is quicker. Iâd like to know quickly if Iâm gonna be deathly ill rather than just wonder.
What happens when we run out of Greek letters?
We call the next one the Cthulhu variant and just wait for the end.
We start naming them for celestial objects. Like Andromeda.
Nothing like the Andromeda Strain to bring back wonderful memories of childhood.
Omicron.
Speaking of vaguely ominous names.
they skipped Xi. I wonder why
because it was offensive to Chinese people named Xi.
they also skipped Nu because itâs too confusing with ânewâ.
Beta variant would get no respect imo
Iâm just glad that we didnât have to deal with an alpha.
Nor the diva variant.