I didn’t think it could get any worse. I’m about to take this whole year off.
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It’s like she doesn’t even know us. 
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Could be cross-posted to Happy Thoughts, but …
- Drive into work, I hit the last light going out of town red. Every other light between home and work - 10 to 12 of them - I hit green.
- Ordered from McDonald’s, the app sent two orders but I only got charged for one.
Best Monday of 2024 (so far) ever.
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At long last, our national baseball nightmare is over.
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Two comments I’ve seen on his announced retirement:
- First good call of his career
- MLB’s first blind umpire announces retirement