United States Presidential & Congressional Election 2024

That was yesterday’s update.

Here’s today’s:

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Trump is working on getting the youth vote by doing an interview on Kick with Adin Ross. Donald Trump Joins Adin Ross for Kick Livestream

I don’t know who Adin Ross is, but apparently he was banned from Twitch 8 different times before they made it permanent, and has asked Biden to pardon Andrew Tate (who is in prison in Romania for child sex trafficking, not something that the US President can pardon for). So I’m guessing I wouldn’t be a fan of his content. Adin Ross - Wikipedia

Stop!! I can only get so… excited.

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This reality check from 7 November 2016 might help:

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Oh I’m well aware. 30% means 30%, which is pretty good! But this is nice to see after 2 months of, “well it’s gonna be Trump, how do we cope?”

Nobody was looking at that, which implies Trump had a chance. They (Democratic hopefuls) were looking at the 90-95-99% chance of a Hillary C presidency by various news agencies (Reuters, CNN, Independent, pick your own).

Harris has a good shot, even if she falls below Trump again.

Any predictions now STILL need to be followed up with, “OK, now let’s try to win that state by 10%!” Foot on the throttle and on that criminal’s neck.
Yeah, I went there.

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Lots of time left before November. You never know when details of someone else dumping a dead bear cub in central park might come out.

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Trump would probably embrace RFK’s endorsement as he would not appreciate the weirdness of the bear story.

Let he among us who has not left a dead bear in central park cast the first stone.

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Trump could drop a dead bear in Central Park and not get arrested. Said so himself, paraphrasingly.

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I thought dumping a bear in Central park was weird, then read some details:

Kennedy just happened to have an old bike in his car, which he said someone had asked him to get rid of. He recalled that the city “had just put in the bike lanes” after a number of serious accidents, and decided to stage the bear in Central Park as if it had been hit by a bike.

“I wasn’t drinking, of course, but people were drinking with me who thought this was a good idea,” Kennedy said. “So we went and did that and we thought it would be amusing for whoever found it, or something.”

Wait, he faked a fatal bear - bike accident?

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Looks like this is holding true!!

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Missing the easy: “Let’s make it look like the bear was riding the bicycle!!”

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Hahahahaha… TRUE!!! Thanks for calling that out!

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I think that was when the worm had control of his brain.

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At least it wasn’t as bad as the bear incident in Super Troopers.

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Yes, the whole weird chain of events is that he was driving off to a day of falconing when the woman in the vehicle ahead of him hit a bear. Immediately knowing that in the state of New York you may skin and eat roadkill, he set the bear corpse in his vehicle and left it there throughout a full day of falconing. Then he realized that he needed to get to the airport (when were you going to skin and butcher it?) and decided that it would be hilarious to litter the park with both the corpse and a bike he had. It seemed funny to him to pretend the bear was killed by a bicyclist.

We live in such a dumb timeline. None of this makes sense for even a hopeless presidential candidate, but here we are.

You have to admit, a bear killed by a bicyclist could be some sort of environmentalists dilemma in an environmental art fusion concept, so maybe he was on to something if you ignore a few facts.

But yeah, the story overall seems like a chain of bad decisions with no realization that there were things happening later in the day.

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