Hombrew . . . variant of Jewish people?
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I was picking up a shift working at the local gas station when this guy wearing socks with flip flops came in having trouble entering his zip code. I think he just wanted to flirt because he handed me a Starbucks with his name on it saying, “they gave me two of my regular today, so this one’s for you,” and winked as he walked out the door, his lingering aroma being pleasantly pain-ful.
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Need to change the name of the homebrew page to When are you going to let me tap that?
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Next time you see this creepy weirdo, throw a bag of rai-SINS at him: that’ll scare the 
outta him!!!
I was at putting league (disc golf cornhole) last night. Across the street was a wine tasting. So when I lost at putting I walked over to the wine place and got me a flight. Lady in front of me asked the sommelier “where can I sit”. I said “I’m sitting at that table right over there”. Had a fun converation with K.
Guess who got a number? T-Roy!
She happens to be a nurse working at the same company too.
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Alpha!
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Remember that Singer/Songwriter in Nashville? Well, she had a GoFundMe for her new album. She just invited me to her VIP listening party on 11/17. But I will be hunting in WI. UGH!!! Losing deals!
Go hinting some other time!!! YOU DON’T WANNA LOSE THIS DEAL!!!
Why is that hunting more important than THIS hunting?
One season is shorter than another.
And one window of opportunity is much, much smaller than the other.
And there are future seasons of that short season.
A webinar speaker doing a demo keeps talking about “quick keys.” I think she saw my name on the signup list and is hinting at a quickie.
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[whispering] it’s pronounced “keesh”, sir [/whispering]
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Real men don’t say “keesh”
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In ROA airport. I had trouble ordering a beer cause I lost my voice. I ordered a “three Floyd’s Gumballhead” and the old lady bartender started to pour 3 IPAs (it is not an IPA). Everyone helped me out at the bar. “He ordered one of those lady!!!”
Then a woman bought me a tea, honey, lemon, and shot of bourbon. She had a ring on her wedding finger so I didn’t pounce on the opportunity. It was adorable.
I think this is the third time in my life that a woman bought me a drink.
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3 IPAs - AT THE SAME TIME!!!
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Never heard of the fourth finger being called the “wedding finger,” but it has a nice ring to it.
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