Sounds pretty hot to me, but would you want to date a hoser, eh?
A few months ago I got a nude pic from an unknown woman/number saying they were in (my city) and wanted me to come hang out. Do you think she was flirting?
I didn’t ask how big his hose was. 
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They’re usually pretty compact when not in use afaik
Oh, yeah, she definitely wanted you for your body - well, your kidneys at the very least!!
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For some reason I was thinking 21F was her cup size, not her age. Either way, good for you.
is 21F a cup size? sounds made up.
Of course it would be made up, those women aren’t known for honesty.
Bands are usually even numbers, as I recall. And 21 inches would be too small for a rib cage even for Barbie.
Those women aren’t especially known for being women, iirc.
I believe it means she is a 21 yr old female.
But I wouldn’t know for sure because I did not purchase any of her pictures or videos.
Sounds like you lost the deal then.
And yes, 21F would be her age and gender, but for some reason my brain kept reading it as dimensions and it left a humorous visualization.
'Twould be comical…
My dental hygenist called me “dear.” I should make a request for her to be at my next appointment, and I’ll be sure to eat a box of Oreos before the visit.
My bill at Subway came out to $13.17. I didn’t want a pocket full of change, so I said I’d go tot he car and grab the 17 cents.
The old Indian lady said not to worry about it.
We all know what THAT means…
I was at sbux yesterday and I used some of my stars to get a free bag of beans. The barista said, “Wow, you got a lot of stars!!!” Yeah, that’s right, I got a huuuuuuge… balance.
A woman asked me for directions to the dog park. I’m sure she already knew the way.
Did she even have a dog?!?!?!?!?!
She did.
Maybe 10 minutes before this woman asked me that, another couple asked me the same question. The couple did not have a dog, so I did think that was a bit odd. Maybe they were looking for a threesome.
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With a dog?
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