Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The Sandbox General
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Dammit, Dan!!! What was I supposed to call myself?? An actuarian??? :wink:

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Perhaps an actuologist? People love doctors

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:heart_eyes:

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But then I’d have to buy gloves, lube, a speculum… hmmmm… :thinking:

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who do you think you’re fooling that you’d need to buy them?? :judge:

:laughing:

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I wonder if JFGW could get me some essential medical supplies. :thinking:

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Like opiates? They sell like hot cakes over at the junior high.

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I dunno, those high schoolers might be lacing that :poop: with fentanyl. Best I get it from a reputable medical professional!!!

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:face_with_raised_eyebrow: Are you making an advance on her?

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Get your mind outta the gutter!!. I just need some supplies to help guide a slim, innocent, young naïf into the ways of earthly… statistics in the way that only a sophistimicated, swave and deboner older man like mesself can. Yeah, that’s it. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it!!!

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just went to the supermarket. some dude complimented me on my smart choice to bring my own cart. he was totally hitting on me.

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You misspeeeled “soowahv”

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Still haven’t heard boo from him. Maybe I wasn’t soowahv enough… :clown_face:

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If you hear “boo” from him, would he be ghosting you?

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I bet he has a girlfriend and wants to cheat on her.

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probably. i bet his girlfriend doesn’t have a kickass shopping cart like i do. really turns on the dudes in supermarkets.

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I tried dropping off a donation at the local food bank, but they’re closed on Fridays. :face_with_raised_eyebrow: So I go up the road to a fire hall. WELL, wouldn’t you know it but a tall, strapping fireman came to the back door!!! I told him I had a donation, he said “Awesome!” and we wished each other a good day.

Barista Boy better get his :peach: in gear 'cause now I got me a firefighter in the rotation!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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:rofl:

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This, I think is a SIGNIFICANT signal.

I use Kik Messenger for a couple of things. Yesterday, I got a DM from “Amber, 21F USA”

Asked if I was a “buyer.” I asked “buy what?”

She offered to see me nude pics and videos. Even provided a menu of prices and combos.

I felt flattered. Not too many 21F’s offer to sell me racy stuff.

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