Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The Sandbox General
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A young university girl held the door open for me at sbux!!! :heart_eyes: :kissing_heart: :heart_decoration: :100: :sweat_drops: :heart_hands:

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Lookie, lookie!! Envy me!!! And not just any old regards, but WAAAAAAAARM regards!!! :heart_eyes: :money_mouth_face: :revolving_hearts: :heart_on_fire: :100:

Greetings,

this email is from Elon Musk and the founder and CEO of SpaceX, early-stage investor, CEO and product architect of Tesla, Inc., founder of The Boring Company, and co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI, With an estimated net worth of around $245 billion. I am reaching out to you. Your email address has been randomly selected from the US, Canada, and Europe email database.

I am pleased to inform you that you currently hold 18,087.71 Tesla shares valued at $4,124,270.00, with each share priced at $228.0 (TSLA). This substantial holding represents a significant valuation in your investment portfolio.

I kindly request that you acknowledge the importance of this communication and respond promptly to this email for further instructions, Please take this email seriously and respond to this email: REDACTED 'CUZ IT’S MINE!!! IT’S ALL MINE!!!

Warm regards,

Elon Musk

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We’re going to need you to troll them back, and report here for our amusement.

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Oh yeah? Well I got one from a Nigerian PRINCE… beat that!!!

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My gf and I walked in to a nearby Shoppers Drug Mart (like CVS or Walgreens). The blonde girl behind the cosmetics counter smiled at me and said “Hello”. So hawt… :heart_eyes: :star_struck: :kissing_heart: :heart_on_fire: :heart_on_fire: :heart_on_fire:

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She had you at…

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I’m waiting in line at sbux. A young, lady EMT walks in to get her take out order. Instead of going out the door, she circles back in behind me to look at the items on the shelf. She was checking out the goods, IYKWIM. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :woman_firefighter: :heartbeat: :ambulance: :love_hotel:

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You should be in the Starbucks Hall of Fame / Ring of Honor/ whatever they call it. My vote is Hallowed Grounds

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A high school girl held the door open for me aaaaaaand my gf when we were leaving sbux!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :orange_heart: :green_heart: :purple_heart:

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“It’s going to be sticky and weird.” :face_with_spiral_eyes: :kissing_heart: :heartbeat: :orange_heart: :blue_heart:

Nurse after administering dilating drops. The ophthalmologist was easy on the eyes too, IYKWIM. :eyes:

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I can only imagine what it’s like to have sex with an eye doctor. “Is that better? Is that better?”

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Which is better? Number 1 or number 2?

Which is better? Number 3 or number 4?

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The sausage guy at the farmers market asked me if I was a fan of sausage. He gave me a sample of his sausage. Yeeeeah, buddy!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :meat_on_bone: :sparkling_heart: :revolving_hearts: :100:

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My neighbour’s cat licked my hand and started going up my arm!!! :heart_eyes_cat: :heart_eyes_cat: :kissing_cat: :revolving_hearts: :tongue: :100: :100: :100:

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Table of women told me they like me better than the other trivia host. (We each work there every other week)

To make it less significant (or, more insignificant?), they are all gay. (Their word, not mine)

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No popcorn needed. very insignificant. (Though a few of them are quite fetching. And as smooth and well-endowed as I am, I don’t think I’m getting any of them to change teams…)

:wink:

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I texted my neighbour about seeing the skunk waddling under his fence. Instead of “Oh dear”, his reponse was “Ok dear!”. :laughing: :skunk: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_eyes_cat: :cupid: :heart: :yellow_heart: :black_heart: :heart_decoration: