Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The Sandbox General
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go on the straight & narrow?

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“You’ll never repent”??? :thinking:

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“you’ll never pay rent”

“you’ll never get a dent”

“you’ll always have a tent”

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date a gent

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give up anything for Lent

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… unless you really want to. NTTAWWT.

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At the farmers’ market today:

  1. One of the vendors wore a t-shirt that said, “Ask me about my sausage” :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :kissing_closed_eyes: :sparkling_heart: :heart: :blue_heart: :purple_heart: :black_heart:

  2. I bought a yuuuge brownie (corner piece, may have some crunch to it!) from a lady that is a fixture there. She threw in a couple of cookies and I told her to keep the change. Oh yeah… :cookie: :brown_square: :revolving_hearts: :revolving_hearts: :revolving_hearts:

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Muy suavamente.

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A GoAer and I had the same word as our third guess in Wordle today - and it was a doozy of a word!!! :green_square: :green_square: :yellow_square: :green_square: :green_square: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :green_heart: :green_heart: :revolving_hearts: :couple_with_heart_man_man: :biting_lip:

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Woman at the gym smiled at me - she must have loved my headband :wink:

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Two separate female coworkers responded to a Teams message with a heart today
:heartbeat:

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I’m envisioning somewhere in between Rambo headband and Richard Simmons headband. On either end of the spectrum, the signal might become clearer.

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dude - save some for the rest of us, willya?

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At the same time?

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Two girls . . . one heart!!

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I bought some panini and dinner rolls at the good Italian deli. They came out to $8.80 and i dropped the $1.20 in the tip jar. The owner’s wife said thank you!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :bread: :stuffed_flatbread: :baguette_bread: :brown_heart: :cook: :man_dancing:

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I cut my neighbour’s lawn and she brought us over some cherries!!! No bent ones, but still a kind, thoughtful gesture!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :cherries: :love_letter: :heart_on_fire: :green_heart: :green_heart: :green_heart:

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in the globo gym the other day, performing my stretches. nobody around, so i let out a vibrant, stinky fart.

3 seconds later, twenty-something in typical twenty-something attire strolls into the area right through the obvious cloud on her way to the mats.

did not gag, said absolutely nothing. obviously she found my musk invigorating. :skunk:

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