Obligatory Simpsons vid:
flight attendant chatted me up while I was waiting to board the plane. Asked if , where the plane was headed, was my final destination or not. [Spoiler alert - it was not.] Told me a bit about her own schedule. Very pleasant.
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Oā¦Mā¦GEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Our green tiles have the exact same pattern today!!! 
A blonde girl in a pink top and tight, black yoga pants jogged in front of my house - TWICE!!! 
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I got to a stoplight and the woman in the van in the left turn lane smiled at meeeeee!!! 
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She had duct tape and chloroform in the back of the van.
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I was hoping for candy and a puppy.
I had to walk through a construction sight this afternoon and got whistled at. At my age!! 
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I have to ask . . . were you the only one walking by?
And was the whistle a signal to a co-worker to do something? 
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Message for the coworker cougar alert!
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Yes and I assume they donāt catcall whistle at each other.
Also fuck you
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Iām sitting at a bar by myself and the bartender is checking in on me way more often than necessary.
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Has she called you āhunā, āsweetieā, āsugarā, ādarlināā, etc. yet???
No thatās reserved for the significant signals thread.
Although Iām starting to think Iām looking especially cute this evening.
A lady walked by me and smiled yesterday!!! I was wearing shorts, so I did have a bit of leg showing. 
That episode has perhaps my favorite Simpsons line ever:
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The person at the deli counter repeatedly said mine was the easiest order all day. When I was checking out I saw that there wasnāt a sticker label on the lunch meat, so the cashier didnāt charge me. Two employees, in the same visit. 
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