Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

It’s so hard to pick a favorite. Right now I’m going with:

“I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now THAT’S psychiatry!”

The lady at the deli gave us an extra potato pancake for free!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :kissing_heart:

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The woman across from me at the departure gate said, " Love you!".

She was on her cell, but we really know what’s going on!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :revolving_hearts:

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Homer: There’s only two types of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn’t look like a big fat party animal to me.

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Did one of you GoAers look at my LinkedIn profile 6 hours ago??? My heart goes pitter patter!!!
:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :heartbeat:

Super stereotypically dressed lesbian working the checkout area at the store told me she liked me shirt. I caught her looking at my blue, pink, and white nails too!

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Possibly NSFW:

Yesterday at the gym I was at one end of a row of ellipticals and another person was at the far end. All the machines in between were empty, then someone gets on the machine right next to me.

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I have ONE item to pay for at the grocery store. The lady with 9-10 items in her cart told me to go ahead!!! :shopping_cart: :couple_with_heart_woman_man: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :100: :revolving_hearts:

I wonder if she was checking anything out, IYKWIM.

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9-10 items, any more would be annoyed thoughts.

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She was checking out 9-10 things.