Itâs so hard to pick a favorite. Right now Iâm going with:
âI engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now THATâS psychiatry!â
The lady at the deli gave us an extra potato pancake for free!!!
The woman across from me at the departure gate said, " Love you!".
She was on her cell, but we really know whatâs going on!!
Homer: Thereâs only two types of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesnât look like a big fat party animal to me.
Did one of you GoAers look at my LinkedIn profile 6 hours ago??? My heart goes pitter patter!!!
Super stereotypically dressed lesbian working the checkout area at the store told me she liked me shirt. I caught her looking at my blue, pink, and white nails too!
Possibly NSFW:
Yesterday at the gym I was at one end of a row of ellipticals and another person was at the far end. All the machines in between were empty, then someone gets on the machine right next to me.
I have ONE item to pay for at the grocery store. The lady with 9-10 items in her cart told me to go ahead!!!
I wonder if she was checking anything out, IYKWIM.
9-10 items, any more would be annoyed thoughts.
She was checking out 9-10 things.
Cute woman sitting next to me on a flight takes off her sweater (revealing a low cut top) and tells me she was feeling hot. Then she took a nap facing me instead of her SO.
If there were anything else to tell, this wouldnât be in the âinsignificant signalsâ threadâŚ
had to watch like 15 minutes to confirm that this is, in fact, a looped video.
Ya got aaaaall loopy, didya???
The young, blonde cashier at the Cobâs Bakery asked me if I had any plans today!!!
And I hear the Costco cashiers check out the package on a certain GoAer!!!
Friday night my friend was wearing a wig as part of a costume. When we walked to their car, they took off the wig to show their long, flowing hair.