I held the door open for an older fella at the deli: he patted me on the hand - AT LEAST TWICE!!!
![]()
A baker friend had some extra pecan butter tarts left over and was giving them away. I requested a 6 pack and she threw in an extra 6. I offered her cash, but she said no.
TWO SIX PACKS OF BUTTER TARTS - AT THE SAME TIME!!!
![]()
All of these attractive twixxers have liked my replies OR started following me:
Lucrecia Viener, Emma Schupp, Particia Farnsworth, Irina Delre, Alani Medbery, keelee ann schacht
Trying to see if they seem nice, but stoopid X won’t let me!!! Stoopid app!!!
![]()
Viener and Schupp rhyme with… with… ![]()
I used to be on Twitter more, but the enshittification of it by Elmo means I don’t check it very often. Most new follows and likes that I get now are also fembots like these.
I’m actuarializing at sbux when gramma, mom, and daugher sit next to me. Gramma looked up and smiled at me!!!
:white_hair:
![]()
A GoAer is Crazy in Love!!!
![]()
Prancer just ran by my place!! Explanation: tall, thin bald dude in tight running gear who lands on the balls of his feet. Haven’t seen him in months!!!
![]()
.

post deleted for not being appropriate (it would’ve been fine for posting in the WTF thread)
responses and related posts were also deleted as well
A GoAer was thinking about cornering young, impressionable university students and breathing moistly on them!!!
![]()
My Wordle graph today was the exact same as another GoAer’s. It’s like the universe is trying to put us together or something.
![]()
The sbux barista greeted me with “How’s it going today, (real name)?”!!!
![]()
Some girl with big
started following me on Instagram. And she has major cleavage in her profile pic!!! ![]()
She seems nice.
What’s in the cans? Evaporated milk?
A GoAer is off to buy… A MATTRESS!!! BOUNCY BOUNCY!!!

I meant to post this the other day:
There were a dozen empty ellipticals at the gym and a woman chose the one right next to me. Never mind she was old enough to be my mother.

