Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The attractive young woman at the pickup window called me love, then told me she liked my shoes.

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Is she going to Atlanta in May, or Phoenix in November?

Extrovert, eh?

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Sounds like actuarial foreplay!

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The barista knew my regular without even asking!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Mrs. Hoffman and I went out for our anniversary lunch. The waitress found out it was our anniversary and sent us home with a free dessert. :yum:

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The waitress at the diner called me ā€œloveā€ - in front of my gf!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_on_fire: :orange_heart: :brown_heart: :purple_heart: :blue_heart: :revolving_hearts:

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How could she see your shoes at the pickup window?

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My food wasn’t quite ready, so I was waiting nearby on the sidewalk for a couple minutes. She even noted the brand of shoes I had on

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She’d fit right in with the actuary crowd.

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At least, the extroverted ones.

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They don’t call it a pickup for nothing.

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I’m no longer working at the place where I had lots of insignificant signals, so now I have no contributions to make to this thread. :sob:

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I’m the one making the insignificant signal today. I have some old/unused craft items to drop off at a coworker’s house later. He knows a young person who wants to get into crocheting, and I have far too much yarn and hooks.

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:people_hugging:

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There were 2 high school girls sitting next to us at sbux. One dropped one of her papers on the floor and being the soowahv, deboner fella that I am I offered to pick it up, but she declined. Now here’s the good part: she dropped it a SECOND time!!! :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:

Two drops - at the same sbux!!! :love_letter: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :purple_heart: :blue_heart: :green_heart: :heart_hands:

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Off hooking, again?

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I feel like you needed to check IDs on these girls before treating it as an insignificant signal / advance, otherwise that could easily become :rotating_light: :oncoming_police_car: :man_police_officer:

IFYP :heart_on_fire: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :revolving_hearts: :blue_heart: :blue_heart: :dizzy: :dizzy: