she seems nice. does she have a business carrrrrrrd???
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She’s flush with excitement about the renovation - I sink you’ll shower a good time.
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A young woman who was wearing a thin T shirt and clearly not wearing a bra was very chatty with me at the dog park.
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People have been checking me out… on LinkedIn!!!
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With emphasis on “Insignificant” m I rite?
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Was out with a woman last night and we ran into some of her friends and parents. I got up to go to the bathroom, stopped to tie my shoe and the woman sitting next to the woman I was with says “wow - he’s really good looking, nice job”. I should have taken advantage of that deal.
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T-roy, showin’ off the glutes
Three strangers told me they liked my shirt today
Or humblebrag that he can afford laced shoes.
Obligatory Simpsons gif (spoilered, just in case):
Is this with or without the puppy??? 
I did have the dog with me today
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While leaving sbux today, I held the door open for my gf and then 2 ladies walked in and said thanks.
You you’re saying your door swings both ways…
Go play tro bol with Echo.
@Echo : Go give Daddy’s favourite shoes a therapeutic chewing. Who’s a gud gurl??? Are you a gud gurl??? OF COURSE YOU ARE!!!
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I was out for a run, and as I passed a woman she said “well aren’t you a tall drink of water?”
Pretty sure she {insert clever innuendo here}
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The gal who handed my breakfast order to me complimented me on my Duff shirt: [CMB] Excellent! [/CMB]
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I got my sbux PSL and I walk by two girls and one looks up and smiles at me. Sure, but… there was a big thick Bible on their table and they both had JW name tags.
Two Jehovah Witnesses - at the same time!!!
lol