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Maybe sheâs not getting what she needs at homeâŚ
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I hope you were a true runner and said âgood luck keeping upâ and dropped the hammer on her.
tortoise and the hare?
I went to a different sbux last weekend. The barista said âTake care, (real name)â as I walked past the counter with my drink. Such a kind, considerate young man!!! 
Iâm at my usual sbux this aft. The barista said, âYouâre going with the usual today, (real name)??â 
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Thatâd of been fun if I could still do that. Next time!
You can do it. I believe in you!
Goth Twink came around with samples of the new cookies 'n cream cake pop!!! 
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Seems not so insignificant to me, unless she was Jewish and meant to say that you could be her rabbi.
The barista looked into my eyes (perhaps even a little longingly) and said, âFor you, (real name)?â 
And another barista who was on a break said, âHi, (real name)! Howâs it going?â 
iâm wondering if all these baristas are reading the same book: â99 Tips on How to Increase Your Tipsâ
What the baristas and I have is special!!! You make it sound cheap and dirty!!! 
I did see a sign posted in the EE area that reminded staff to ask customers 
to ask about their weekend, etc. 
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Tip#1: Spot your mark. Usually middle-aged and lonely. Just remember their name. Could be a five-spot right there!
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Add in balding, bifocalled, and pudgy: we could ramp it up to $10!!!
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The best kind?
hey now, I resemble that remark!
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Barista (male) brought us a FREE piece of coffee cake warmed up and with caramel and chocolate sauce drizzles!!! 
Price the drink + tax to the low $X.05.
Who likes to pay not integer dollar amounts? Especially when you pay cash. I like not having change on my person.
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T-roy, you should know that change is an inevitable part of lifeâŚ
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Whoever originally coined this phrase didnât see this coming
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