Thread for silly or stupid stuff you do

I got sunburned.

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Me too, pretty badly. Outside teaching some refereeing.

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The itching has finally gone away . . . and the scar isn’t too bad, IMO.

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I am getting my underbite fixed. First way didn’t work. So Dr said to do this. I now have fangs and drool when I talk

You probably need to get two of your bottom teeth extracted. I know I did, about 50 years ago.
Could get your jaw shortened. That’s probably a thing.

DISCLAIMER: Not THAT kind of doctor.

My dentist noticed my missing teeth on the top side and said ā€œyou had braces in the 90sā€.

Apparently they realized this was unnecessary.

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My daughter was recommended to have jaw surgery (around 2008 or 2009). They said, ā€œYour health insurance will probably cover it.ā€ It did not. We asked about alternatives. They wouldn’t give us one. So we sought a second opinion, not telling the guy what the first said. He recommended pulling some teeth. So we did. He was pretty old school but I’m not sorry we didn’t put the kid through jaw surgery.

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I wished on a standard banner in Genshin Impact. (a video game)

I don’t know what this means…

I washed my morning hot lemon water in the washing machine today. Would have been my coffee, but I gave up coffee a few weeks ago. Maybe if I’d had coffee this morning, I wouldn’t have done it.

I have a mug with a latching top. I was enjoying my hot lemon water this morning and thought I would get started on the laundry so my husband had a little less to do today. I latched the mug, threw it in the hamper, took the hamper to the basement, and tossed the top half into the machine. A few minutes later I realized I didn’t have my mug, went back downstairs, and it was doing the spin cycle with my intimates.

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I read the first sentence 3 or 4 times making sure I’d read it correctly before continuing on.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who do stuff like this.

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Was it alkaline water with lemon? Cuz I hear that makes you beautiful.

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:joy:

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Gwyneth Paltrow could fill this thread.

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oooh baby :heart_eyes:

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Did the mug break?

No, it is metal.

But if you don’t add lemon,

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that’s a devastating insult. you are devastated right now.

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The smoke detector upstairs started chirping: the replace by data was August 2021. :grimacing: :flushed:

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