The Spectacular 2024 Vinksin Vonksin GoActuary Wúnderbar NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest - now with extra cheesiness

The Sandbox Sports
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I’m about 1/2 way through my picks.
:grimacing:

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100% guaranteed-to-win picks

Week 1;Chiefs;
Week 1;Packers;
Week 1;Steelers;
Week 1;Bills;
Week 1;Titans;
Week 1;Bengals;
Week 1;Texans;
Week 1;Dolphins;
Week 1;Saints;
Week 1;Vikings;
Week 1;Chargers;
Week 1;Broncos;
Week 1;Buccaneers;
Week 1;Cowboys;
Week 1;Lions;
Week 1;49ers;
Week 2;Bills;
Week 2;Ravens;
Week 2;Chargers;
Week 2;Cowboys;
Week 2;Lions;
Week 2;Packers;
Week 2;Browns;
Week 2;49ers;
Week 2;Seahawks;
Week 2;Titans;
Week 2;Giants;
Week 2;Rams;
Week 2;Bengals;
Week 2;Broncos;
Week 2;Texans;
Week 2;Eagles;
Week 3;Jets;
Week 3;Browns;
Week 3;Bears;
Week 3;Texans;
Week 3;Eagles;
Week 3;Steelers;
Week 3;Broncos;
Week 3;Titans;
Week 3;Raiders;
Week 3;Dolphins;
Week 3;Cardinals;
Week 3;Ravens;
Week 3;49ers;
Week 3;Chiefs;
Week 3;Bills;
Week 3;Bengals;
Week 4;Giants;
Week 4;Texans;
Week 4;Falcons;
Week 4;Bengals;
Week 4;Bears;
Week 4;Packers;
Week 4;Steelers;
Week 4;Broncos;
Week 4;Eagles;
Week 4;Commanders;
Week 4;49ers;
Week 4;Chiefs;
Week 4;Browns;
Week 4;Ravens;
Week 4;Dolphins;
Week 4;Lions;
Week 5;Buccaneers;
Week 5;Jets;
Week 5;Bears;
Week 5;Bengals;
Week 5;Texans;
Week 5;Jaguars;
Week 5;Dolphins;
Week 5;Commanders;
Week 5;Broncos;
Week 5;49ers;
Week 5;Rams;
Week 5;Seahawks;
Week 5;Cowboys;
Week 5;Chiefs;
Week 6;Seahawks;
Week 6;Bears;
Week 6;Ravens;
Week 6;Packers;
Week 6;Texans;
Week 6;Saints;
Week 6;Eagles;
Week 6;Titans;
Week 6;Broncos;
Week 6;Raiders;
Week 6;Panthers;
Week 6;Cowboys;
Week 6;Bengals;
Week 6;Bills;
Week 7;Broncos;
Week 7;Jaguars;
Week 7;Browns;
Week 7;Bills;
Week 7;Packers;
Week 7;Eagles;
Week 7;Seahawks;
Week 7;Dolphins;
Week 7;Lions;
Week 7;Commanders;
Week 7;Raiders;
Week 7;49ers;
Week 7;Jets;
Week 7;Ravens;
Week 7;Cardinals;
Week 8;Rams;
Week 8;Ravens;
Week 8;Lions;
Week 8;Texans;
Week 8;Jaguars;
Week 8;Dolphins;
Week 8;Jets;
Week 8;Buccaneers;
Week 8;Bears;
Week 8;Chargers;
Week 8;Bills;
Week 8;Bengals;
Week 8;Broncos;
Week 8;Raiders;
Week 8;49ers;
Week 8;Steelers;
Week 9;Jets;
Week 9;Commanders;
Week 9;Titans;
Week 9;Cowboys;
Week 9;Dolphins;
Week 9;Saints;
Week 9;Bengals;
Week 9;Vikings;
Week 9;Broncos;
Week 9;Browns;
Week 9;Bears;
Week 9;Seahawks;
Week 9;Packers;
Week 9;Eagles;
Week 9;Chiefs;
Week 10;Ravens;
Week 10;Giants;
Week 10;Bears;
Week 10;Bills;
Week 10;Jaguars;
Week 10;Chiefs;
Week 10;Saints;
Week 10;49ers;
Week 10;Steelers;
Week 10;Chargers;
Week 10;Cardinals;
Week 10;Eagles;
Week 10;Texans;
Week 10;Rams;
Week 11;Eagles;
Week 11;Bears;
Week 11;Lions;
Week 11;Dolphins;
Week 11;Rams;
Week 11;Browns;
Week 11;Steelers;
Week 11;Vikings;
Week 11;Broncos;
Week 11;49ers;
Week 11;Bengals;
Week 11;Bills;
Week 11;Jets;
Week 11;Texans;
Week 12;Steelers;
Week 12;Chiefs;
Week 12;Dolphins;
Week 12;Texans;
Week 12;Lions;
Week 12;Commanders;
Week 12;Buccaneers;
Week 12;Bears;
Week 12;Broncos;
Week 12;Seahawks;
Week 12;49ers;
Week 12;Eagles;
Week 12;Chargers;
Week 13;Lions;
Week 13;Cowboys;
Week 13;Dolphins;
Week 13;Chiefs;
Week 13;Jets;
Week 13;Chargers;
Week 13;Texans;
Week 13;Vikings;
Week 13;Colts;
Week 13;Commanders;
Week 13;Bengals;
Week 13;Buccaneers;
Week 13;Rams;
Week 13;Ravens;
Week 13;Bills;
Week 13;Broncos;
Week 14;Lions;
Week 14;Dolphins;
Week 14;Vikings;
Week 14;Saints;
Week 14;Eagles;
Week 14;Steelers;
Week 14;Buccaneers;
Week 14;Jaguars;
Week 14;Cardinals;
Week 14;Rams;
Week 14;49ers;
Week 14;Chiefs;
Week 14;Cowboys;
Week 15;49ers;
Week 15;Cowboys;
Week 15;Chiefs;
Week 15;Texans;
Week 15;Jaguars;
Week 15;Saints;
Week 15;Ravens;
Week 15;Titans;
Week 15;Cardinals;
Week 15;Broncos;
Week 15;Lions;
Week 15;Chargers;
Week 15;Steelers;
Week 15;Seahawks;
Week 15;Bears;
Week 15;Raiders;
Week 16;Bengals;
Week 16;Chiefs;
Week 16;Ravens;
Week 16;Falcons;
Week 16;Bills;
Week 16;Cardinals;
Week 16;Bears;
Week 16;Titans;
Week 16;Jets;
Week 16;Commanders;
Week 16;Broncos;
Week 16;Seahawks;
Week 16;Raiders;
Week 16;49ers;
Week 16;Cowboys;
Week 16;Saints;
Week 17;Steelers;
Week 17;Texans;
Week 17;Bears;
Week 17;Jets;
Week 17;Titans;
Week 17;Vikings;
Week 17;Raiders;
Week 17;Buccaneers;
Week 17;Eagles;
Week 17;Dolphins;
Week 17;49ers;
Week 17;Bengals;
Week 17;Rams;
Week 17;Patriots;
Week 17;Giants;
Week 17;Commanders;
Week 18;Dolphins;
Week 18;Ravens;
Week 18;Bengals;
Week 18;Broncos;
Week 18;Chargers;
Week 18;Cowboys;
Week 18;Eagles;
Week 18;Bears;
Week 18;Lions;
Week 18;Falcons;
Week 18;Saints;
Week 18;Bills;
Week 18;Rams;
Week 18;49ers;
Week 18;Colts;
Week 18;Texans;
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male;
style;King James rhyming verse;

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Cue the spotlight and crank up the volume—Kid_Rock is in the house!

A Hall of Famer by merit of sheer, unrelenting excellence, Kid_Rock has been a force to be reckoned with for all 16 years of this contest. With an impressive record of 2342-1532-13 (60.4%), he’s carved out a place at fourth in the all-time standings. He’s no stranger to the spotlight, with top finishes in 2009 and 2013, both times securing a solid third place.

This year, Kid_Rock’s betting big on the Lions, calling for a roaring 13-4 season. On the flip side, he’s not showing much love for the Patriots and Giants, both pegged for a tough 2-15 ride.

So, whether he’s tearing up the charts or the competition, you can always count on Kid_Rock to bring the energy, the passion, and the wins. Welcome back, Kid_Rock—let’s see if this season’s anthem will be a chart-topping hit!

Kid_Rock’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Dolphins   12  5
Jets       12  5
Bills      10  7
Patriots    2 15

AFC North
Bengals    12  5
Ravens     11  6
Steelers    8  9
Browns      7 10

AFC South
Texans     10  7
Jaguars     9  8
Titans      6 11
Colts       3 14

AFC West
Chiefs     12  5
Raiders     9  8
Chargers    8  9
Broncos     4 13
NFC East
Eagles     11  6
Cowboys     9  8
Commanders  8  9
Giants      2 15

NFC North
Lions      13  4
Packers    12  5
Bears      10  7
Vikings     4 13

NFC South
Buccaneers 11  6
Falcons    11  6
Saints      8  9
Panthers    3 14

NFC West
49ers      12  5
Rams       10  7
Seahawks    9  8
Cardinals   4 13
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Hearken, ye all, to this noble decree,
For Vorian_Atreides hath returned in year ten of his spree.
With steadfast resolve and a record so grand,
He stands tall with 1273 victories at hand.
His rate of success, 54.4%, doth shine,
In the annals of this league, his name aligns.

The Broncos and 49ers, he doth favor with grace,
Fifteen victories he doth see in their place.
Yet the Patriots and Panthers, he hath cast low,
To bear but a single triumph in the season’s flow.

So let us give welcome, with hearts full of cheer,
To Vorian_Atreides, whose wisdom we revere.
May his picks be blessed, as the seasons unfold,
And his name in this league be forever extolled.

Vorian_Atreides’ Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Dolphins   13  4
Bills      11  6
Jets        9  8
Patriots    1 16

AFC North
Bengals    13  4
Ravens     11  6
Steelers   10  7
Browns      6 11

AFC South
Texans     14  3
Titans      8  9
Jaguars     6 11
Colts       2 15

AFC West
Broncos    15  2
Chiefs     11  6
Chargers    8  9
Raiders     7 10
NFC East
Eagles     12  5
Cowboys    10  7
Commanders  8  9
Giants      4 13

NFC North
Bears      13  4
Lions      11  6
Packers     6 11
Vikings     6 11

NFC South
Saints      8  9
Buccaneers  7 10
Falcons     3 14
Panthers    1 16

NFC West
49ers      15  2
Rams        9  8
Seahawks    8  9
Cardinals   6 11
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I’m in!

Zeke's Picks

Week 1;Ravens @ Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 1;Packers @ Eagles;Eagles
Week 1;Steelers @ Falcons;Falcons
Week 1;Cardinals @ Bills;Bills
Week 1;Titans @ Bears;Bears
Week 1;Patriots @ Bengals;Bengals
Week 1;Texans @ Colts;Texans
Week 1;Jaguars @ Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 1;Panthers @ Saints;Saints
Week 1;Vikings @ Giants;Giants
Week 1;Raiders @ Chargers;Chargers
Week 1;Broncos @ Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 1;Commanders @ Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 1;Cowboys @ Browns;Browns
Week 1;Rams @ Lions;Lions
Week 1;Jets @ 49ers;49ers
Week 2;Bills @ Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 2;Raiders @ Ravens;Ravens
Week 2;Chargers @ Panthers;Chargers
Week 2;Saints @ Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 2;Buccaneers @ Lions;Lions
Week 2;Colts @ Packers;Packers
Week 2;Browns @ Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 2;49ers @ Vikings;49ers
Week 2;Seahawks @ Patriots;Seahawks
Week 2;Jets @ Titans;Jets
Week 2;Giants @ Commanders;Commanders
Week 2;Rams @ Cardinals;Rams
Week 2;Bengals @ Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 2;Steelers @ Broncos;Steelers
Week 2;Bears @ Texans;Texans
Week 2;Falcons @ Eagles;Eagles
Week 3;Patriots @ Jets;Jets
Week 3;Giants @ Browns;Browns
Week 3;Bears @ Colts;Colts
Week 3;Texans @ Vikings;Texans
Week 3;Eagles @ Saints;Eagles
Week 3;Chargers @ Steelers;Steelers
Week 3;Broncos @ Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 3;Packers @ Titans;Packers
Week 3;Panthers @ Raiders;Raiders
Week 3;Dolphins @ Seahawks;Dolphins
Week 3;Lions @ Cardinals;Lions
Week 3;Ravens @ Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 3;49ers @ Rams;49ers
Week 3;Chiefs @ Falcons;Chiefs
Week 3;Jaguars @ Bills;Bills
Week 3;Commanders @ Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Cowboys @ Giants;Cowboys
Week 4;Jaguars @ Texans;Texans
Week 4;Saints @ Falcons;Falcons
Week 4;Bengals @ Panthers;Bengals
Week 4;Rams @ Bears;Bears
Week 4;Vikings @ Packers;Packers
Week 4;Steelers @ Colts;Colts
Week 4;Broncos @ Jets;Jets
Week 4;Eagles @ Buccaneers;Eagles
Week 4;Commanders @ Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 4;Patriots @ 49ers;49ers
Week 4;Chiefs @ Chargers;Chiefs
Week 4;Browns @ Raiders;Browns
Week 4;Bills @ Ravens;Ravens
Week 4;Titans @ Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 4;Seahawks @ Lions;Lions
Week 5;Buccaneers @ Falcons;Falcons
Week 5;Jets @ Vikings;Jets
Week 5;Panthers @ Bears;Bears
Week 5;Ravens @ Bengals;Bengals
Week 5;Bills @ Texans;Texans
Week 5;Colts @ Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 5;Dolphins @ Patriots;Dolphins
Week 5;Browns @ Commanders;Commanders
Week 5;Raiders @ Broncos;Raiders
Week 5;Cardinals @ 49ers;49ers
Week 5;Packers @ Rams;Rams
Week 5;Giants @ Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 5;Cowboys @ Steelers;Steelers
Week 5;Saints @ Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;49ers @ Seahawks;49ers
Week 6;Jaguars @ Bears;Bears
Week 6;Commanders @ Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Cardinals @ Packers;Packers
Week 6;Texans @ Patriots;Texans
Week 6;Buccaneers @ Saints;Saints
Week 6;Browns @ Eagles;Eagles
Week 6;Colts @ Titans;Colts
Week 6;Chargers @ Broncos;Chargers
Week 6;Steelers @ Raiders;Steelers
Week 6;Falcons @ Panthers;Falcons
Week 6;Lions @ Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 6;Bengals @ Giants;Bengals
Week 6;Bills @ Jets;Jets
Week 7;Broncos @ Saints;Saints
Week 7;Patriots @ Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 7;Bengals @ Browns;Bengals
Week 7;Titans @ Bills;Bills
Week 7;Texans @ Packers;Packers
Week 7;Eagles @ Giants;Eagles
Week 7;Seahawks @ Falcons;Falcons
Week 7;Dolphins @ Colts;Colts
Week 7;Lions @ Vikings;Lions
Week 7;Panthers @ Commanders;Commanders
Week 7;Raiders @ Rams;Rams
Week 7;Chiefs @ 49ers;49ers
Week 7;Jets @ Steelers;Steelers
Week 7;Ravens @ Buccaneers;Ravens
Week 7;Chargers @ Cardinals;Chargers
Week 8;Vikings @ Rams;Rams
Week 8;Ravens @ Browns;Ravens
Week 8;Titans @ Lions;Lions
Week 8;Colts @ Texans;Texans
Week 8;Packers @ Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 8;Cardinals @ Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 8;Jets @ Patriots;Jets
Week 8;Falcons @ Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 8;Bears @ Commanders;Commanders
Week 8;Saints @ Chargers;Chargers
Week 8;Bills @ Seahawks;Bills
Week 8;Eagles @ Bengals;Bengals
Week 8;Panthers @ Broncos;Broncos
Week 8;Chiefs @ Raiders;Chiefs
Week 8;Cowboys @ 49ers;49ers
Week 8;Giants @ Steelers;Steelers
Week 9;Texans @ Jets;Jets
Week 9;Commanders @ Giants;Giants
Week 9;Patriots @ Titans;Titans
Week 9;Cowboys @ Falcons;Falcons
Week 9;Dolphins @ Bills;Bills
Week 9;Saints @ Panthers;Saints
Week 9;Raiders @ Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Colts @ Vikings;Colts
Week 9;Broncos @ Ravens;Ravens
Week 9;Chargers @ Browns;Browns
Week 9;Bears @ Cardinals;Bears
Week 9;Rams @ Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 9;Lions @ Packers;Packers
Week 9;Jaguars @ Eagles;Eagles
Week 9;Buccaneers @ Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Bengals @ Ravens;Ravens
Week 10;Giants @ Panthers;Giants
Week 10;Patriots @ Bears;Bears
Week 10;Bills @ Colts;Bills
Week 10;Vikings @ Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 10;Broncos @ Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Falcons @ Saints;Saints
Week 10;49ers @ Buccaneers;49ers
Week 10;Steelers @ Commanders;Commanders
Week 10;Titans @ Chargers;Chargers
Week 10;Jets @ Cardinals;Jets
Week 10;Eagles @ Cowboys;Eagles
Week 10;Lions @ Texans;Texans
Week 10;Dolphins @ Rams;Rams
Week 11;Commanders @ Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;Packers @ Bears;Bears
Week 11;Jaguars @ Lions;Lions
Week 11;Raiders @ Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 11;Rams @ Patriots;Rams
Week 11;Browns @ Saints;Saints
Week 11;Ravens @ Steelers;Ravens
Week 11;Vikings @ Titans;Titans
Week 11;Falcons @ Broncos;Falcons
Week 11;Seahawks @ 49ers;49ers
Week 11;Bengals @ Chargers;Bengals
Week 11;Chiefs @ Bills;Bills
Week 11;Colts @ Jets;Jets
Week 11;Texans @ Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Steelers @ Browns;Browns
Week 12;Chiefs @ Panthers;Chiefs
Week 12;Patriots @ Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Titans @ Texans;Texans
Week 12;Lions @ Colts;Lions
Week 12;Cowboys @ Commanders;Cowboys
Week 12;Buccaneers @ Giants;Giants
Week 12;Vikings @ Bears;Bears
Week 12;Broncos @ Raiders;Raiders
Week 12;Cardinals @ Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 12;49ers @ Packers;49ers
Week 12;Eagles @ Rams;Eagles
Week 12;Ravens @ Chargers;Ravens
Week 13;Bears @ Lions;Lions
Week 13;Giants @ Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 13;Dolphins @ Packers;Packers
Week 13;Raiders @ Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 13;Seahawks @ Jets;Jets
Week 13;Chargers @ Falcons;Falcons
Week 13;Texans @ Jaguars;Texans
Week 13;Cardinals @ Vikings;Vikings
Week 13;Colts @ Patriots;Colts
Week 13;Titans @ Commanders;Commanders
Week 13;Steelers @ Bengals;Bengals
Week 13;Buccaneers @ Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 13;Rams @ Saints;Saints
Week 13;Eagles @ Ravens;Ravens
Week 13;49ers @ Bills;Bills
Week 13;Browns @ Broncos;Browns
Week 14;Packers @ Lions;Lions
Week 14;Jets @ Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 14;Falcons @ Vikings;Falcons
Week 14;Saints @ Giants;Giants
Week 14;Panthers @ Eagles;Eagles
Week 14;Browns @ Steelers;Steelers
Week 14;Raiders @ Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Jaguars @ Titans;Jaguars
Week 14;Seahawks @ Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 14;Bills @ Rams;Bills
Week 14;Bears @ 49ers;49ers
Week 14;Chargers @ Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 14;Bengals @ Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 15;Rams @ 49ers;49ers
Week 15;Cowboys @ Panthers;Cowboys
Week 15;Chiefs @ Browns;Chiefs
Week 15;Dolphins @ Texans;Texans
Week 15;Jets @ Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 15;Commanders @ Saints;Saints
Week 15;Ravens @ Giants;Ravens
Week 15;Bengals @ Titans;Bengals
Week 15;Patriots @ Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 15;Colts @ Broncos;Colts
Week 15;Bills @ Lions;Lions
Week 15;Buccaneers @ Chargers;Chargers
Week 15;Steelers @ Eagles;Eagles
Week 15;Packers @ Seahawks;Packers
Week 15;Bears @ Vikings;Bears
Week 15;Falcons @ Raiders;Falcons
Week 16;Browns @ Bengals;Bengals
Week 16;Texans @ Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Steelers @ Ravens;Ravens
Week 16;Giants @ Falcons;Falcons
Week 16;Patriots @ Bills;Bills
Week 16;Cardinals @ Panthers;Panthers
Week 16;Lions @ Bears;Lions
Week 16;Titans @ Colts;Colts
Week 16;Rams @ Jets;Jets
Week 16;Eagles @ Commanders;Eagles
Week 16;Broncos @ Chargers;Chargers
Week 16;Vikings @ Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 16;Jaguars @ Raiders;Jaguars
Week 16;49ers @ Dolphins;49ers
Week 16;Buccaneers @ Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Saints @ Packers;Packers
Week 17;Chiefs @ Steelers;Chiefs
Week 17;Ravens @ Texans;Texans
Week 17;Seahawks @ Bears;Bears
Week 17;Jets @ Bills;Bills
Week 17;Titans @ Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 17;Packers @ Vikings;Packers
Week 17;Raiders @ Saints;Saints
Week 17;Panthers @ Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 17;Cowboys @ Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Dolphins @ Browns;Browns
Week 17;Lions @ 49ers;49ers
Week 17;Broncos @ Bengals;Bengals
Week 17;Cardinals @ Rams;Rams
Week 17;Chargers @ Patriots;Chargers
Week 17;Colts @ Giants;Giants
Week 17;Falcons @ Commanders;Commanders
Week 18;Dolphins @ Jets;Jets
Week 18;Browns @ Ravens;Ravens
Week 18;Bengals @ Steelers;Bengals
Week 18;Chiefs @ Broncos;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers @ Raiders;Chargers
Week 18;Commanders @ Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 18;Giants @ Eagles;Eagles
Week 18;Bears @ Packers;Packers
Week 18;Vikings @ Lions;Lions
Week 18;Panthers @ Falcons;Falcons
Week 18;Saints @ Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 18;Bills @ Patriots;Bills
Week 18;Seahawks @ Rams;Rams
Week 18;49ers @ Cardinals;49ers
Week 18;Jaguars @ Colts;Colts
Week 18;Texans @ Titans;Texans
Male
Homer Simpson

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Picks are in as promised.

Week 1;Ravens@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 1 in São Paulo;Packers@Eagles;Packers
Week 1;Steelers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 1;Cardinals@Bills;Bills
Week 1;Titans@Bears;Bears
Week 1;Patriots@Bengals;Bengals
Week 1;Texans@Colts;Texans
Week 1;Jaguars@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 1;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 1;Vikings@Giants;Vikings
Week 1;Raiders@Chargers;Raiders
Week 1;Broncos@Seahawks;Broncos
Week 1;Commanders@Buccaneers;Commanders
Week 1;Cowboys@Browns;Browns
Week 1;Rams@Lions;Lions
Week 1;Jets@49ers;49ers
Week 2;Bills@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 2;Raiders@Ravens;Raiders
Week 2;Chargers@Panthers;Panthers
Week 2;Saints@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 2;Buccaneers@Lions;Lions
Week 2;Colts@Packers;Colts
Week 2;Browns@Jaguars;Browns
Week 2;49ers@Vikings;49ers
Week 2;Seahawks@Patriots;Seahawks
Week 2;Jets@Titans;Titans
Week 2;Giants@Commanders;Commanders
Week 2;Rams@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 2;Bengals@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 2;Steelers@Broncos;Steelers
Week 2;Bears@Texans;Texans
Week 2;Falcons@Eagles;Eagles
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Patriots@Jets;Patriots
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Giants@Browns;Browns
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bears@Colts;Bears
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Texans@Vikings;Vikings
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Eagles@Saints;Eagles
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chargers@Steelers;Steelers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Broncos@Buccaneers;Broncos
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Packers@Titans;Packers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Panthers@Raiders;Raiders
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Dolphins@Seahawks;Dolphins
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Lions@Cardinals;Cardinals
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Ravens@Cowboys;Ravens
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;49ers@Rams;49ers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chiefs@Falcons;Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Jaguars@Bills;Bills
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Commanders@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 4;Jaguars@Texans;Texans
Week 4;Saints@Falcons;Saints
Week 4;Bengals@Panthers;Bengals
Week 4;Rams@Bears;Bears
Week 4;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Steelers@Colts;Colts
Week 4;Broncos@Jets;Broncos
Week 4;Eagles@Buccaneers;Eagles
Week 4;Commanders@Cardinals;Commanders
Week 4;Patriots@49ers;Patriots
Week 4;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 4;Browns@Raiders;Browns
Week 4;Bills@Ravens;Ravens
Week 4;Titans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 4;Seahawks@Lions;Lions
Week 5;Buccaneers@Falcons;Buccaneers
Week 5 in London;Jets@Vikings;Jets
Week 5;Panthers@Bears;Bears
Week 5;Ravens@Bengals;Ravens
Week 5;Bills@Texans;Bills
Week 5;Colts@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 5;Dolphins@Patriots;Dolphins
Week 5;Browns@Commanders;Browns
Week 5;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 5;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 5;Packers@Rams;Rams
Week 5;Giants@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 5;Cowboys@Steelers;Steelers
Week 5;Saints@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;49ers@Seahawks;49ers
Week 6 in London;Jaguars@Bears;Bears
Week 6;Commanders@Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Cardinals@Packers;Packers
Week 6;Texans@Patriots;Texans
Week 6;Buccaneers@Saints;Saints
Week 6;Browns@Eagles;Browns
Week 6;Colts@Titans;Titans
Week 6;Chargers@Broncos;Chargers
Week 6;Steelers@Raiders;Steelers
Week 6;Falcons@Panthers;Falcons
Week 6;Lions@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 6;Bengals@Giants;Bengals
Week 6;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 7;Broncos@Saints;Broncos
Week 7 in London;Patriots@Jaguars;Patriots
Week 7;Bengals@Browns;Bengals
Week 7;Titans@Bills;Bills
Week 7;Texans@Packers;Packers
Week 7;Eagles@Giants;Eagles
Week 7;Seahawks@Falcons;Seahawks
Week 7;Dolphins@Colts;Dolphins
Week 7;Lions@Vikings;Lions
Week 7;Panthers@Commanders;Commanders
Week 7;Raiders@Rams;Rams
Week 7;Chiefs@49ers;49ers
Week 7;Jets@Steelers;Steelers
Week 7;Ravens@Buccaneers;Ravens
Week 7;Chargers@Cardinals;Chargers
Week 8;Vikings@Rams;Rams
Week 8;Ravens@Browns;Browns
Week 8;Titans@Lions;Lions
Week 8;Colts@Texans;Texans
Week 8;Packers@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 8;Cardinals@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 8;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 8;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 8;Bears@Commanders;Bears
Week 8;Saints@Chargers;Chargers
Week 8;Bills@Seahawks;Bills
Week 8;Eagles@Bengals;Eagles
Week 8;Panthers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 8;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 8;Cowboys@49ers;Cowboys
Week 8;Giants@Steelers;Steelers
Week 9;Texans@Jets;Texans
Week 9;Commanders@Giants;Commanders
Week 9;Patriots@Titans;Patriots
Week 9;Cowboys@Falcons;Cowboys
Week 9;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 9;Saints@Panthers;Panthers
Week 9;Raiders@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Colts@Vikings;Colts
Week 9;Broncos@Ravens;Ravens
Week 9;Chargers@Browns;Browns
Week 9;Bears@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 9;Rams@Seahawks;Rams
Week 9;Lions@Packers;Lions
Week 9;Jaguars@Eagles;Eagles
Week 9;Buccaneers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Bengals@Ravens;Bengals
Week 10 in Munich;Giants@Panthers;Panthers
Week 10;Patriots@Bears;Bears
Week 10;Bills@Colts;Bills
Week 10;Vikings@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 10;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 10;49ers@Buccaneers;49ers
Week 10;Steelers@Commanders;Steelers
Week 10;Titans@Chargers;Chargers
Week 10;Jets@Cardinals;Jets
Week 10;Eagles@Cowboys;Eagles
Week 10;Lions@Texans;Texans
Week 10;Dolphins@Rams;Rams
Week 11;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 11;Jaguars@Lions;Lions
Week 11;Raiders@Dolphins;Raiders
Week 11;Rams@Patriots;Rams
Week 11;Browns@Saints;Browns
Week 11;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 11;Vikings@Titans;Titans
Week 11;Falcons@Broncos;Falcons
Week 11;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 11;Bengals@Chargers;Bengals
Week 11;Chiefs@Bills;Chiefs
Week 11;Colts@Jets;Colts
Week 11;Texans@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 12;Chiefs@Panthers;Chiefs
Week 12;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Titans@Texans;Texans
Week 12;Lions@Colts;Lions
Week 12;Cowboys@Commanders;Cowboys
Week 12;Buccaneers@Giants;Buccaneers
Week 12;Vikings@Bears;Bears
Week 12;Broncos@Raiders;Raiders
Week 12;Cardinals@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 12;49ers@Packers;Packers
Week 12;Eagles@Rams;Eagles
Week 12;Ravens@Chargers;Ravens
Week 13;Bears@Lions;Lions
Week 13;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 13;Dolphins@Packers;Dolphins
Week 13;Raiders@Chiefs;Raiders
Week 13;Seahawks@Jets;Jets
Week 13;Chargers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 13;Texans@Jaguars;Texans
Week 13;Cardinals@Vikings;Cardinals
Week 13;Colts@Patriots;Patriots
Week 13;Titans@Commanders;Titans
Week 13;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 13;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 13;Rams@Saints;Rams
Week 13;Eagles@Ravens;Ravens
Week 13;49ers@Bills;Bills
Week 13;Browns@Broncos;Browns
Week 14;Packers@Lions;Lions
Week 14;Jets@Dolphins;Jets
Week 14;Falcons@Vikings;Falcons
Week 14;Saints@Giants;Giants
Week 14;Panthers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 14;Browns@Steelers;Browns
Week 14;Raiders@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Jaguars
Week 14;Seahawks@Cardinals;Seahawks
Week 14;Bills@Rams;Bills
Week 14;Bears@49ers;Bears
Week 14;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 14;Bengals@Cowboys;Bengals
Week 15;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 15;Cowboys@Panthers;Cowboys
Week 15;Chiefs@Browns;Browns
Week 15;Dolphins@Texans;Texans
Week 15;Jets@Jaguars;Jets
Week 15;Commanders@Saints;Commanders
Week 15;Ravens@Giants;Ravens
Week 15;Bengals@Titans;Bengals
Week 15;Patriots@Cardinals;Patriots
Week 15;Colts@Broncos;Colts
Week 15;Bills@Lions;Bills
Week 15;Buccaneers@Chargers;Buccaneers
Week 15;Steelers@Eagles;Steelers
Week 15;Packers@Seahawks;Packers
Week 15;Bears@Vikings;Bears
Week 15;Falcons@Raiders;Raiders
Week 16;Browns@Bengals;Bengals
Week 16;Texans@Chiefs;Texans
Week 16;Steelers@Ravens;Steelers
Week 16;Giants@Falcons;Falcons
Week 16;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 16;Cardinals@Panthers;Panthers
Week 16;Lions@Bears;Lions
Week 16;Titans@Colts;Colts
Week 16;Rams@Jets;Rams
Week 16;Eagles@Commanders;Eagles
Week 16;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 16;Vikings@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 16;Jaguars@Raiders;Raiders
Week 16;49ers@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 16;Buccaneers@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Saints@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Chiefs@Steelers;Chiefs
Week 17;Ravens@Texans;Ravens
Week 17;Seahawks@Bears;Seahawks
Week 17;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 17;Titans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 17;Packers@Vikings;Packers
Week 17;Raiders@Saints;Saints
Week 17;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 17;Cowboys@Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Dolphins@Browns;Browns
Week 17;Lions@49ers;Lions
Week 17;Broncos@Bengals;Bengals
Week 17;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 17;Chargers@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Colts@Giants;Colts
Week 17;Falcons@Commanders;Falcons
Week 18;Dolphins@Jets;Jets
Week 18;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 18;Bengals@Steelers;Bengals
Week 18;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Raiders;Chargers
Week 18;Commanders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 18;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 18;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 18;Vikings@Lions;Lions
Week 18;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 18;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 18;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 18;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 18;49ers@Cardinals;49ers
Week 18;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 18;Texans@Titans;Texans
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male
Optional; Script from an episode of Columbo

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Mmm… football season!

Hey, hey, look who’s back for more—it’s Zeke, or as I like to call him, “Mmm… Zeke!” He’s been doing this for 15 years now, folks, and with a record of 2186-1433-12 (that’s like, uh… really good!). Plus, let’s not forget, he’s got that shiny 2013 championship under his belt. Drools.

This year, Ezekial_Cumberland’s putting his faith in the 49ers with a tasty 16-1 record. But when it comes to the Patriots, he’s like, “Nope! Not even one win for you!” snickers.

So let’s give a big D’oh! I mean, D’oh! I mean, uh… Woohoo! Welcome back, Zeke! Go get ‘em, champ!

Ezekial_Cumberland’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      12  5
Jets       12  5
Dolphins    9  8
Patriots    0 17

AFC North
Bengals    14  3
Ravens     13  4
Browns      7 10
Steelers    7 10

AFC South
Texans     13  4
Colts       9  8
Jaguars     9  8
Titans      2 15

AFC West
Chiefs     15  2
Chargers   10  7
Raiders     3 14
Broncos     1 16
NFC East
Eagles     15  2
Cowboys    11  6
Commanders  7 10
Giants      6 11

NFC North
Lions      13  4
Packers    11  6
Bears      10  7
Vikings     1 16

NFC South
Falcons    12  5
Saints      9  8
Buccaneers  7 10
Panthers    1 16

NFC West
49ers      16  1
Rams        8  9
Seahawks    6 11
Cardinals   3 14
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[Scene: A dimly lit room, Columbo is standing near a chalkboard with football stats scribbled all over it. He’s holding a cigar in one hand and scratching his head with the other.]

Columbo: Ah, there you are, folks. You know, I gotta say, I’ve seen a lot of things in my time, but this here? This one’s a real head-scratcher. See, we’ve got a guy, goes by the name of Redearedslider—real sharp fella, if you ask me. Been at this for eight years now, racked up a solid record of 1045-785-9. That’s 57.1%, for those keeping track at home. Pauses, takes a puff of his cigar.

Columbo: Now, you might think he’s just another contestant, but there’s something… something that doesn’t quite add up. Starts pacing. I mean, the guy’s puttin’ his chips on the Bengals, Browns, and Bills this season, each with a 14-3 record. That’s a solid pick, right? But then—leans in closer, lowering his voice—he goes and puts the Giants at 1-16. Just 1 win, folks! Chuckles softly.

Columbo: I gotta tell ya, I can’t help but wonder, what does he know that we don’t? Looks around the room, as if expecting someone to answer. But you know what? I’m gonna keep an eye on him this season. Something tells me he’s got it all figured out. And you can bet your last dollar that we’re in for a real show. Smirks.

Columbo: Anyway, uh, just one more thing—welcome back, Redearedslider. I’m looking forward to seeing how this one plays out. Turns to leave, then pauses. Oh, and good luck with those picks. Something tells me you’re gonna need it. Winks, and exits the scene.

redearedslider’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      14  3
Dolphins   10  7
Patriots    8  9
Jets        6 11

AFC North
Bengals    14  3
Browns     14  3
Ravens     12  5
Steelers    9  8

AFC South
Texans     12  5
Colts       8  9
Jaguars     5 12
Titans      4 13

AFC West
Chiefs     13  4
Raiders     8  9
Broncos     6 11
Chargers    6 11
NFC East
Eagles     13  4
Cowboys    11  6
Commanders  6 11
Giants      1 16

NFC North
Lions      13  4
Packers    11  6
Bears      10  7
Vikings     2 15

NFC South
Buccaneers  8  9
Falcons     8  9
Saints      5 12
Panthers    4 13

NFC West
49ers      10  7
Rams       10  7
Seahawks    7 10
Cardinals   4 13
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With only ten entries (Homer: ten entries so far), your chances of winning are better than ever!

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Carrie’s Carebears
Chiefs
Eagles
Falcons
Bills
Bears
Bengals
Texans
Dolphins
Panthers
Vikings
Chargers
Seahawks
Commanders
Cowboys
Rams
49ers
Bills
Ravens
Chargers
Cowboys
Lions
Packers
Jaguars
49ers
Seahawks
Jets
Commanders
Rams
Chiefs
Broncos
Texans
Eagles
Jets
Browns
Bears
Texans
Eagles
Chargers
Broncos
Packers
Raiders
Dolphins
Lions
Cowboys
49ers
Chiefs
Bills
Bengals
Cowboys
Texans
Falcons
Bengals
Bears
Packers
Colts
Jets
Eagles
Cardinals
49ers
Chiefs
Browns
Bills
Dolphins
Lions
Falcons
Vikings
Bears
Ravens
Texans
Jaguars
Dolphins
Browns
Broncos
49ers
Packers
Seahawks
Cowboys
Chiefs
49ers
Jaguars
Ravens
Packers
Texans
Saints
Eagles
Colts
Chargers
Steelers
Falcons
Cowboys
Bengals
Bills
Saints
Jaguars
Bengals
Bills
Texans
Eagles
Falcons
Dolphins
Lions
Commanders
Rams
49ers
Jets
Ravens
Chargers
Vikings
Ravens
Lions
Texans
Jaguars
Dolphins
Jets
Falcons
Bears
Chargers
Bills
Bengals
Broncos
Chiefs
49ers
Steelers
Jets
Giants
Titans
Cowboys
Bills
Saints
Bengals
Vikings
Ravens
Browns
Bears
Rams
Packers
Eagles
Chiefs
Ravens
Panthers
Bears
Bills
Jaguars
Chiefs
Falcons
49ers
Steelers
Chargers
Jets
Eagles
Lions
Dolphins
Eagles
Packers
Lions
Dolphins
Rams
Browns
Ravens
Vikings
Falcons
49ers
Bengals
Bills
Jets
Texans
Browns
Chiefs
Dolphins
Texans
Lions
Cowboys
Buccaneers
Bears
Raiders
Seahawks
Packers
Eagles
Ravens
Lions
Cowboys
Packers
Chiefs
Seahawks
Falcons
Texans
Vikings
Colts
Commanders
Bengals
Buccaneers
Rams
Ravens
Bills
Browns
Lions
Dolphins
Vikings
Saints
Eagles
Browns
Raiders
Jaguars
Cardinals
Bills
49ers
Chiefs
Bengals
49ers
Cowboys
Chiefs
Texans
Jaguars
Saints
Ravens
Bengals
Cardinals
Broncos
Bills
Chargers
Eagles
Seahawks
Vikings
Falcons
Bengals
Chiefs
Ravens
Falcons
Bills
Panthers
Bears
Colts
Jets
Eagles
Chargers
Vikings
Jaguars
49ers
Cowboys
Packers
Chiefs
Ravens
Bears
Bills
Titans
Vikings
Saints
Buccaneers
Eagles
Browns
49ers
Bengals
Rams
Chargers
Colts
Falcons
Jets
Ravens
Bengals
Chiefs
Chargers
Cowboys
Eagles
Packers
Lions
Falcons
Saints
Bills
Rams
49ers
Colts
Texans
Male

Blown Away by the Bills: The Carebears’ Anthem

(Verse 1) In his tenth season, he’s back on the field,
Like a “Cowboy Casanova,” his fate is sealed.
With a record so fine, he’s hard to beat,
Just like Carrie sings, he’s “Good Girl” complete.

(Chorus) He’s “Blown Away” by the Bills at 16-1,
But for the Pats, it’s “Before He Cheats,” they’re done.
Carrie’s Carebears, they’re “All-American Girl,”
Taking on the league, giving it a whirl.

(Bridge) He’s “Blown Away” by the Bills at 16-1,
But for the Pats, it’s “Before He Cheats,” they’re done.
Carrie’s Carebears, they’re “All-American Girl,”
Taking on the league, giving it a whirl.

(Chorus)
When the dust settles and the season’s done,
Will he be “Wasted” or “Blown Away,” the number one?
Carrie’s Carebears, singing a new tune,
A champion’s heart under that harvest moon.

(Outro)
He’s “Blown Away” by the Bills at 16-1,
But for the Pats, it’s “Before He Cheats,” they’re done.
Carrie’s Carebears, they’re “All-American Girl,”
Taking on the league, giving it a whirl.

(Outro)
So here’s to the picks, let’s see them fly,
Carrie’s Carebears, reaching for the sky.
With a heart full of country, a game full of flair,
This season, my friend, he’ll be right there!

Carrie’s Carebears’ Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      16  1
Dolphins   10  7
Jets       10  7
Patriots    0 17

AFC North
Bengals    14  3
Ravens     14  3
Browns      9  8
Steelers    3 14

AFC South
Texans     13  4
Jaguars     9  8
Colts       6 11
Titans      2 15

AFC West
Chiefs     15  2
Chargers   11  6
Broncos     5 12
Raiders     3 14
NFC East
Eagles     15  2
Cowboys    12  5
Commanders  4 13
Giants      1 16

NFC North
Lions      11  6
Packers    11  6
Bears      10  7
Vikings    10  7

NFC South
Falcons    13  4
Saints      7 10
Buccaneers  3 14
Panthers    3 14

NFC West
49ers      15  2
Rams        8  9
Seahawks    6 11
Cardinals   3 14
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Via YouTube, here’s an entry from Mitch:

picks

Chiefs
Eagles
Steelers
Bills
Titans
Bengals
Texans
Dolphins
Saints
Vikings
Chargers
Seahawks
Buccaneers
Browns
Lions
49ers
Bills
Ravens
Chargers
Cowboys
Lions
Packers
Jaguars
49ers
Patriots
Jets
Giants
Rams
Bengals
Broncos
Texans
Eagles
Jets
Browns
Colts
Texans
Eagles
Steelers
Buccaneers
Packers
Raiders
Seahawks
Lions
Ravens
Rams
Chiefs
Bills
Bengals
Cowboys
Texans
Falcons
Bengals
Bears
Packers
Colts
Jets
Buccaneers
Cardinals
49ers
Chiefs
Browns
Ravens
Dolphins
Lions
Falcons
Jets
Bears
Bengals
Texans
Jaguars
Patriots
Browns
Raiders
49ers
Rams
Seahawks
Steelers
Chiefs
Seahawks
Bears
Ravens
Packers
Texans
Saints
Eagles
Titans
Broncos
Raiders
Panthers
Lions
Bengals
Jets
Broncos
Jaguars
Browns
Bills
Packers
Giants
Falcons
Colts
Vikings
Commanders
Rams
49ers
Jets
Buccaneers
Cardinals
Rams
Browns
Lions
Colts
Jaguars
Dolphins
Patriots
Buccaneers
Bears
Chargers
Seahawks
Eagles
Panthers
Chiefs
49ers
Steelers
Jets
Giants
Titans
Cowboys
Bills
Panthers
Bengals
Vikings
Ravens
Browns
Bears
Seahawks
Packers
Jaguars
Chiefs
Ravens
Giants
Bears
Colts
Jaguars
Chiefs
Saints
49ers
Commanders
Chargers
Jets
Cowboys
Texans
Rams
Eagles
Bears
Lions
Dolphins
Patriots
Saints
Steelers
Titans
Falcons
49ers
Bengals
Bills
Jets
Texans
Browns
Chiefs
Dolphins
Texans
Lions
Cowboys
Buccaneers
Bears
Raiders
Seahawks
49ers
Eagles
Ravens
Lions
Cowboys
Packers
Raiders
Jets
Falcons
Jaguars
Vikings
Patriots
Titans
Bengals
Panthers
Saints
Ravens
Bills
Browns
Lions
Jets
Falcons
Saints
Eagles
Steelers
Buccaneers
Titans
Cardinals
Rams
49ers
Chiefs
Cowboys
49ers
Cowboys
Browns
Texans
Jaguars
Saints
Ravens
Titans
Patriots
Colts
Lions
Chargers
Eagles
Packers
Vikings
Raiders
Bengals
Texans
Ravens
Falcons
Bills
Cardinals
Bears
Colts
Jets
Eagles
Chargers
Seahawks
Jaguars
49ers
Cowboys
Packers
Chiefs
Ravens
Bears
Bills
Jaguars
Packers
Saints
Buccaneers
Eagles
Browns
49ers
Bengals
Rams
Patriots
Colts
Falcons
Jets
Ravens
Bengals
Chiefs
Raiders
Cowboys
Eagles
Packers
Lions
Falcons
Buccaneers
Bills
Rams
49ers
Colts
Titans

Mitch - TheBottomLineView’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Jets       13  4
Bills      10  7
Patriots    7 10
Dolphins    5 12

AFC North
Bengals    12  5
Ravens     12  5
Browns     11  6
Steelers    6 11

AFC South
Texans     11  6
Jaguars    10  7
Colts       9  8
Titans      8  9

AFC West
Chiefs     11  6
Raiders     7 10
Chargers    6 11
Broncos     3 14
NFC East
Eagles     12  5
Cowboys    10  7
Giants      4 13
Commanders  2 15

NFC North
Lions      12  5
Packers    11  6
Bears      10  7
Vikings     5 12

NFC South
Buccaneers  9  8
Falcons     9  8
Saints      8  9
Panthers    4 13

NFC West
49ers      14  3
Rams        9  8
Seahawks    8  9
Cardinals   4 13
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Digging deep into the barrel to get Mitch, aren’t we?
:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Maybe this contest is really gaining traction outside of actuarial forums

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Introducing the unwitting & unknowing participant of our game, the one and only Conor Orr—Senior Writer for Sports Illustrated and cohost of the MMQB Podcast. Conor has been covering the NFL for over a decade, earning his place among the Pro Football Writers of America. Though he doesn’t knowingly enter our contest, his full-season picks are nonetheless a part of our game for the second year in a row.

Last year, Conor’s predictions came with a few hiccups—finishing with a record of 156-116 (57.4%), and he didn’t shy away from sharing his “doofus moments” involving the Patriots and Buccaneers. But with a refined strategy for 2024, he’s ready to take on the season, one game at a time. This year, he’s placing his chips on the Packers and Lions at 12-5 while giving the Patriots and Panthers a rough go at 4-13. Welcome back, Conor Orr, to the shadowy side of our competition!

picks

Conor Orr
Ravens
Eagles
Falcons
Bills
Titans
Patriots
Colts
Dolphins
Saints
Giants
Raiders
Seahawks
Commanders
Browns
Lions
49ers
Dolphins
Ravens
Chargers
Cowboys
Buccaneers
Packers
Jaguars
Vikings
Seahawks
Jets
Commanders
Rams
Bengals
Steelers
Texans
Eagles
Jets
Browns
Bears
Texans
Saints
Chargers
Broncos
Packers
Raiders
Dolphins
Cardinals
Cowboys
49ers
Chiefs
Bills
Bengals
Cowboys
Texans
Falcons
Bengals
Bears
Packers
Colts
Jets
Buccaneers
Cardinals
49ers
Chargers
Browns
Ravens
Dolphins
Lions
Falcons
Vikings
Bears
Ravens
Bills
Jaguars
Patriots
Commanders
Raiders
49ers
Rams
Seahawks
Cowboys
Chiefs
49ers
Jaguars
Ravens
Packers
Texans
Saints
Eagles
Titans
Chargers
Steelers
Panthers
Lions
Bengals
Bills
Saints
Jaguars
Browns
Bills
Packers
Giants
Falcons
Dolphins
Vikings
Commanders
Rams
Chiefs
Steelers
Buccaneers
Cardinals
Vikings
Browns
Lions
Texans
Packers
Dolphins
Jets
Buccaneers
Bears
Chargers
Seahawks
Eagles
Panthers
Chiefs
49ers
Steelers
Jets
Giants
Titans
Falcons
Bills
Panthers
Bengals
Colts
Ravens
Browns
Cardinals
Rams
Lions
Eagles
Chiefs
Bengals
Giants
Bears
Colts
Jaguars
Chiefs
Saints
49ers
Steelers
Chargers
Cardinals
Cowboys
Lions
Rams
Eagles
Packers
Lions
Raiders
Rams
Saints
Steelers
Vikings
Broncos
49ers
Bengals
Chiefs
Jets
Texans
Browns
Chiefs
Dolphins
Texans
Colts
Commanders
Giants
Bears
Broncos
Seahawks
Packers
Rams
Chargers
Lions
Giants
Packers
Chiefs
Jets
Falcons
Texans
Cardinals
Patriots
Titans
Bengals
Buccaneers
Rams
Ravens
49ers
Broncos
Lions
Dolphins
Vikings
Giants
Eagles
Steelers
Buccaneers
Titans
Cardinals
Bills
49ers
Chiefs
Cowboys
Rams
Cowboys
Browns
Texans
Jaguars
Saints
Ravens
Bengals
Cardinals
Colts
Lions
Buccaneers
Eagles
Packers
Vikings
Raiders
Bengals
Chiefs
Steelers
Giants
Bills
Panthers
Bears
Colts
Jets
Commanders
Chargers
Seahawks
Raiders
Dolphins
Cowboys
Packers
Steelers
Ravens
Bears
Bills
Jaguars
Packers
Saints
Buccaneers
Eagles
Browns
Lions
Bengals
Rams
Patriots
Colts
Falcons
Jets
Ravens
Steelers
Broncos
Chargers
Cowboys
Eagles
Bears
Lions
Falcons
Buccaneers
Bills
Rams
Cardinals
Colts
Titans

Conor Orr’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      10  7
Dolphins    9  8
Jets        9  8
Patriots    4 13

AFC North
Bengals    11  6
Ravens     10  7
Steelers   10  7
Browns      9  8

AFC South
Colts       9  8
Texans      9  8
Jaguars     7 10
Titans      6 11

AFC West
Chiefs     11  6
Chargers    9  8
Raiders     6 11
Broncos     5 12
NFC East
Eagles     10  7
Cowboys     9  8
Giants      8  9
Commanders  6 11

NFC North
Lions      12  5
Packers    12  5
Bears       9  8
Vikings     7 10

NFC South
Buccaneers  9  8
Falcons     8  9
Saints      8  9
Panthers    4 13

NFC West
Rams       11  6
49ers      10  7
Cardinals   9  8
Seahawks    6 11
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GoA entry form

|Week 1|Chiefs|
|Week 1 in São Paulo|Eagles|
|Week 1|Falcons|
|Week 1|Bills|
|Week 1|Bears|
|Week 1|Bengals|
|Week 1|Colts|
|Week 1|Dolphins|
|Week 1|Saints|
|Week 1|Giants|
|Week 1|Chargers|
|Week 1|Seahawks|
|Week 1|Buccaneers|
|Week 1|Cowboys|
|Week 1|Rams|
|Week 1|49ers|
|Week 2|Dolphins|
|Week 2|Ravens|
|Week 2|Chargers|
|Week 2|Cowboys|
|Week 2|Lions|
|Week 2|Packers|
|Week 2|Jaguars|
|Week 2|49ers|
|Week 2|Patriots|
|Week 2|Jets|
|Week 2|Commanders|
|Week 2|Cardinals|
|Week 2|Chiefs|
|Week 2|Broncos|
|Week 2|Texans|
|Week 2|Eagles|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Jets|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Browns|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Bears|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Vikings|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Eagles|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Steelers|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Buccaneers|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Packers|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Raiders|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Dolphins|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Cardinals|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Ravens|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|49ers|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Chiefs|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Bills|
|TheArbitrary’s Week 3|Bengals|
|Week 4|Cowboys|
|Week 4|Texans|
|Week 4|Falcons|
|Week 4|Bengals|
|Week 4|Bears|
|Week 4|Packers|
|Week 4|Colts|
|Week 4|Jets|
|Week 4|Eagles|
|Week 4|Commanders|
|Week 4|49ers|
|Week 4|Chiefs|
|Week 4|Raiders|
|Week 4|Ravens|
|Week 4|Dolphins|
|Week 4|Lions|
|Week 5|Falcons|
|Week 5 in London|Jets|
|Week 5|Bears|
|Week 5|Bengals|
|Week 5|Bills|
|Week 5|Jaguars|
|Week 5|Dolphins|
|Week 5|Commanders|
|Week 5|Broncos|
|Week 5|49ers|
|Week 5|Rams|
|Week 5|Seahawks|
|Week 5|Steelers|
|Week 5|Chiefs|
|Week 6|49ers|
|Week 6 in London|Jaguars|
|Week 6|Ravens|
|Week 6|Packers|
|Week 6|Patriots|
|Week 6|Saints|
|Week 6|Eagles|
|Week 6|Titans|
|Week 6|Broncos|
|Week 6|Raiders|
|Week 6|Falcons|
|Week 6|Cowboys|
|Week 6|Bengals|
|Week 6|Jets|
|Week 7|Saints|
|Week 7 in London|Jaguars|
|Week 7|Browns|
|Week 7|Bills|
|Week 7|Packers|
|Week 7|Giants|
|Week 7|Falcons|
|Week 7|Colts|
|Week 7|Vikings|
|Week 7|Commanders|
|Week 7|Rams|
|Week 7|49ers|
|Week 7|Steelers|
|Week 7|Ravens|
|Week 7|Chargers|
|Week 8|Rams|
|Week 8|Ravens|
|Week 8|Lions|
|Week 8|Texans|
|Week 8|Jaguars|
|Week 8|Dolphins|
|Week 8|Patriots|
|Week 8|Buccaneers|
|Week 8|Commanders|
|Week 8|Chargers|
|Week 8|Bills|
|Week 8|Bengals|
|Week 8|Broncos|
|Week 8|Chiefs|
|Week 8|49ers|
|Week 8|Steelers|
|Week 9|Jets|
|Week 9|Giants|
|Week 9|Titans|
|Week 9|Cowboys|
|Week 9|Bills|
|Week 9|Panthers|
|Week 9|Bengals|
|Week 9|Vikings|
|Week 9|Ravens|
|Week 9|Browns|
|Week 9|Cardinals|
|Week 9|Seahawks|
|Week 9|Lions|
|Week 9|Eagles|
|Week 9|Chiefs|
|Week 10|Ravens|
|Week 10 in Munich|Giants|
|Week 10|Bears|
|Week 10|Bills|
|Week 10|Jaguars|
|Week 10|Chiefs|
|Week 10|Falcons|
|Week 10|49ers|
|Week 10|Commanders|
|Week 10|Chargers|
|Week 10|Cardinals|
|Week 10|Cowboys|
|Week 10|Texans|
|Week 10|Dolphins|
|Week 11|Eagles|
|Week 11|Bears|
|Week 11|Lions|
|Week 11|Dolphins|
|Week 11|Patriots|
|Week 11|Saints|
|Week 11|Ravens|
|Week 11|Titans|
|Week 11|Broncos|
|Week 11|49ers|
|Week 11|Chargers|
|Week 11|Bills|
|Week 11|Jets|
|Week 11|Cowboys|
|Week 12|Browns|
|Week 12|Chiefs|
|Week 12|Dolphins|
|Week 12|Texans|
|Week 12|Colts|
|Week 12|Cowboys|
|Week 12|Giants|
|Week 12|Vikings|
|Week 12|Raiders|
|Week 12|Seahawks|
|Week 12|Packers|
|Week 12|Rams|
|Week 12|Chargers|
|Week 13|Lions|
|Week 13|Cowboys|
|Week 13|Packers|
|Week 13|Chiefs|
|Week 13|Jets|
|Week 13|Falcons|
|Week 13|Jaguars|
|Week 13|Cardinals|
|Week 13|Patriots|
|Week 13|Commanders|
|Week 13|Bengals|
|Week 13|Panthers|
|Week 13|Saints|
|Week 13|Ravens|
|Week 13|Bills|
|Week 13|Browns|
|Week 14|Lions|
|Week 14|Dolphins|
|Week 14|Vikings|
|Week 14|Giants|
|Week 14|Eagles|
|Week 14|Steelers|
|Week 14|Buccaneers|
|Week 14|Jaguars|
|Week 14|Cardinals|
|Week 14|Rams|
|Week 14|49ers|
|Week 14|Chiefs|
|Week 14|Cowboys|
|Week 15|49ers|
|Week 15|Cowboys|
|Week 15|Browns|
|Week 15|Dolphins|
|Week 15|Jaguars|
|Week 15|Saints|
|Week 15|Ravens|
|Week 15|Bengals|
|Week 15|Cardinals|
|Week 15|Broncos|
|Week 15|Bills|
|Week 15|Chargers|
|Week 15|Eagles|
|Week 15|Seahawks|
|Week 15|Vikings|
|Week 15|Raiders|
|Week 16|Bengals|
|Week 16|Chiefs|
|Week 16|Ravens|
|Week 16|Falcons|
|Week 16|Bills|
|Week 16|Panthers|
|Week 16|Bears|
|Week 16|Colts|
|Week 16|Jets|
|Week 16|Eagles|
|Week 16|Chargers|
|Week 16|Seahawks|
|Week 16|Raiders|
|Week 16|Dolphins|
|Week 16|Cowboys|
|Week 16|Packers|
|Week 17|Chiefs|
|Week 17|Ravens|
|Week 17|Bears|
|Week 17|Bills|
|Week 17|Jaguars|
|Week 17|Vikings|
|Week 17|Saints|
|Week 17|Buccaneers|
|Week 17|Eagles|
|Week 17|Browns|
|Week 17|49ers|
|Week 17|Bengals|
|Week 17|Rams|
|Week 17|Chargers|
|Week 17|Giants|
|Week 17|Falcons|
|Week 18|Dolphins|
|Week 18|Ravens|
|Week 18|Steelers|
|Week 18|Chiefs|
|Week 18|Chargers|
|Week 18|Cowboys|
|Week 18|Eagles|
|Week 18|Packers|
|Week 18|Lions|
|Week 18|Falcons|
|Week 18|Buccaneers|
|Week 18|Bills|
|Week 18|Rams|
|Week 18|49ers|
|Week 18|Jaguars|
|Week 18|Titans|
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76

Ten years in the game,
Records etched in bold and clear,
A seasoned mind reigns.

Ravens, Chiefs, Niners,
Strong picks in the autumn wind,
Panthers fade away.

Strategic and wise,
Each choice sharp as winter’s air,
Victory in sight.

Welcome back to @3rookie (1349-993-9 (57.6%)).

3rookie’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      13  4
Dolphins   13  4
Jets        9  8
Patriots    5 12

AFC North
Ravens     14  3
Bengals    11  6
Browns      7 10
Steelers    6 11

AFC South
Jaguars    11  6
Colts       5 12
Texans      5 12
Titans      4 13

AFC West
Chiefs     14  3
Chargers   11  6
Broncos     6 11
Raiders     6 11
NFC East
Cowboys    13  4
Eagles     12  5
Commanders  7 10
Giants      7 10

NFC North
Packers     9  8
Bears       8  9
Lions       8  9
Vikings     7 10

NFC South
Falcons    10  7
Saints      7 10
Buccaneers  6 11
Panthers    3 14

NFC West
49ers      14  3
Rams        8  9
Cardinals   7 10
Seahawks    6 11
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Entry

Week 1;Chiefs;
Week 1 in São Paulo;Eagles;
Week 1;Steelers;
Week 1;Bills;
Week 1;Titans;
Week 1;Bengals;
Week 1;Colts;
Week 1;Dolphins;
Week 1;Saints;
Week 1;Vikings;
Week 1;Raiders;
Week 1;Seahawks;
Week 1;Buccaneers;
Week 1;Cowboys;
Week 1;Lions;
Week 1;49ers;
Week 2;Dolphins;
Week 2;Ravens;
Week 2;Chargers;
Week 2;Cowboys;
Week 2;Lions;
Week 2;Colts;
Week 2;Browns;
Week 2;49ers;
Week 2;Seahawks;
Week 2;Jets;
Week 2;Commanders;
Week 2;Rams;
Week 2;Bengals;
Week 2;Steelers;
Week 2;Texans;
Week 2;Eagles;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Patriots;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Browns;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Colts;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Vikings;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Saints;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Steelers;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Broncos;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Packers;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Raiders;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Dolphins;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Lions;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Ravens;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;49ers;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chiefs;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bills;
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bengals;
Week 4;Cowboys;
Week 4;Texans;
Week 4;Falcons;
Week 4;Bengals;
Week 4;Rams;
Week 4;Vikings;
Week 4;Colts;
Week 4;Broncos;
Week 4;Eagles;
Week 4;Commanders;
Week 4;49ers;
Week 4;Chargers;
Week 4;Raiders;
Week 4;Ravens;
Week 4;Dolphins;
Week 4;Lions;
Week 5;Falcons;
Week 5 in London;Vikings;
Week 5;Bears;
Week 5;Ravens;
Week 5;Bills;
Week 5;Jaguars;
Week 5;Patriots;
Week 5;Commanders;
Week 5;Broncos;
Week 5;49ers;
Week 5;Packers;
Week 5;Giants;
Week 5;Steelers;
Week 5;Chiefs;
Week 6;49ers;
Week 6 in London;Jaguars;
Week 6;Commanders;
Week 6;Packers;
Week 6;Texans;
Week 6;Saints;
Week 6;Eagles;
Week 6;Colts;
Week 6;Chargers;
Week 6;Steelers;
Week 6;Panthers;
Week 6;Lions;
Week 6;Giants;
Week 6;Bills;
Week 7;Saints;
Week 7 in London;Jaguars;
Week 7;Browns;
Week 7;Bills;
Week 7;Texans;
Week 7;Eagles;
Week 7;Falcons;
Week 7;Dolphins;
Week 7;Lions;
Week 7;Panthers;
Week 7;Rams;
Week 7;Chiefs;
Week 7;Steelers;
Week 7;Buccaneers;
Week 7;Chargers;
Week 8;Vikings;
Week 8;Ravens;
Week 8;Lions;
Week 8;Texans;
Week 8;Packers;
Week 8;Dolphins;
Week 8;Patriots;
Week 8;Buccaneers;
Week 8;Commanders;
Week 8;Saints;
Week 8;Bills;
Week 8;Eagles;
Week 8;Broncos;
Week 8;Chiefs;
Week 8;49ers;
Week 8;Steelers;
Week 9;Jets;
Week 9;Giants;
Week 9;Titans;
Week 9;Cowboyss;
Week 9;Bills;
Week 9;Panthers;
Week 9;Bengals;
Week 9;Vikings;
Week 9;Broncos;
Week 9;Chargers;
Week 9;Bears;
Week 9;Seahawks;
Week 9;Lions;
Week 9;Eagles;
Week 9;Chiefs;
Week 10;Ravens;
Week 10 in Munich;Giants;
Week 10;Bears;
Week 10;Bills;
Week 10;Vikings;
Week 10;Chiefs;
Week 10;Saints;
Week 10;49ers;
Week 10;Commanders;
Week 10;Chargers;
Week 10;Cardinals;
Week 10;Eagles
Week 10;Lions;
Week 10;Dolphins;
Week 11;Eagles;
Week 11;Packers;
Week 11;Lions;
Week 11;Dolphins;
Week 11;Rams;
Week 11;Saints;
Week 11;Ravens;
Week 11;Titans;
Week 11;Falcons;
Week 11;49ers;
Week 11;Bengals;
Week 11;Chiefs;
Week 11;Jets;
Week 11;Texans;
Week 12;Browns;
Week 12;Chiefs;
Week 12;Dolphins;
Week 12;Texans;
Week 12;Lions;
Week 12;Cowboys;
Week 12;Buccaneers;
Week 12;Bears;
Week 12;Raiders;
Week 12;Seahawks;
Week 12;49ers;
Week 12;Eagles;
Week 12;Chargers;
Week 13;Lions;
Week 13;Cowboys;
Week 13;Packers;
Week 13;Chiefs;
Week 13;Jets;
Week 13;Falcons;
Week 13;Jaguars;
Week 13;Vikings;
Week 13;Patriots;
Week 13;Commanders;
Week 13;Bengals;
Week 13;Buccaneers;
Week 13;Rams;
Week 13;Ravens;
Week 13;Bills;
Week 13;Browns;
Week 14;Lions;
Week 14;Dolphins;
Week 14;Vikings;
Week 14;Saints;
Week 14;Eagles;
Week 14;Steelers;
Week 14;Raiders;
Week 14;Titans;
Week 14;Seahawks;
Week 14;Bills;
Week 14;49ers;
Week 14;Chiefs;
Week 14;Bengals
Week 15;49ers;
Week 15;Cowboys;
Week 15;Chiefs;
Week 15;Dolphins;
Week 15;Jaguars;
Week 15;Saints;
Week 15;Ravens;
Week 15;Bengals;
Week 15;Patriots;
Week 15;Colts;
Week 15;Bills;
Week 15;Buccaneers;
Week 15;Eagles;
Week 15;Packers;
Week 15;Vikings;
Week 15;Raiders;
Week 16;Bengals;
Week 16;Chiefs;
Week 16;Ravens;
Week 16;Falcons;
Week 16;Bills;
Week 16;Panthers;
Week 16;Bears;
Week 16;Colts;
Week 16;Jets;
Week 16;Eagles;
Week 16;Broncos;
Week 16;Seahawks;
Week 16;Raiders;
Week 16;Dolphins;
Week 16;Cowboys;
Week 16;Packers;
Week 17;Chiefs;
Week 17;Texans;
Week 17;Bears;
Week 17;Bills;
Week 17;Titans;
Week 17;Vikings;
Week 17;Raiders;
Week 17;Buccaneers;
Week 17;Eagles;
Week 17;Browns;
Week 17;49ers;
Week 17;Broncos;
Week 17;Rams;
Week 17;Patriots;
Week 17;Giants;
Week 17;Falcons;
Week 18;Dolphins;
Week 18;Ravens;
Week 18;Bengals;
Week 18;Broncos;
Week 18;Raiders;
Week 18;Cowboys;
Week 18;Eagles;
Week 18;Packers;
Week 18;Lions;
Week 18;Panthers;
Week 18;Buccaneers;
Week 18;Bills;
Week 18;Rams;
Week 18;49ers;
Week 18;Colts;
Week 18;Texans;
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Female;
Optional; iambic pentameter

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78

The Soaring Flight of Mountainhawk (1527-1072-8 (58.7%))

In lofty heights, where eagles dare to soar,
Resides the prowess of our Mountainhawk,
For eleven years, she’s sharpened every score,
And carved her name with each victorious walk.

Her record stands, a testament to skill,
With wins amassed at fifty-eight and more,
The Eagles soar at fifteen—what a thrill!
While Cardinals, alas, shall win but poor.

Through every season’s twist and turn, she’s flown,
Her eyes on victory, her heart in play,
As each prediction, like a seed, is sown,
May fortune guide her to another day.

Mountainhawk’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      14  3
Dolphins   13  4
Patriots    6 11
Jets        5 12

AFC North
Bengals    11  6
Ravens     11  6
Steelers    8  9
Browns      6 11

AFC South
Texans      9  8
Colts       8  9
Jaguars     5 12
Titans      5 12

AFC West
Chiefs     14  3
Raiders     9  8
Broncos     8  9
Chargers    7 10
NFC East
Eagles     15  2
Cowboys     9  8
Commanders  7 10
Giants      5 12

NFC North
Lions      14  3
Vikings    11  6
Packers     9  8
Bears       6 11

NFC South
Saints      9  8
Buccaneers  8  9
Falcons     7 10
Panthers    5 12

NFC West
49ers      14  3
Rams        7 10
Seahawks    6 11
Cardinals   1 16
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79

We’re up to 15 participants (2 of them imaginary), quite a bit off the previous low of last year’s 19 (2 of them imaginary)…if you have any friends, first, tell me what that’s like, and, second, invite them to submit an entry.

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80

Week 1;Ravens@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 1 in São Paulo;Packers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 1;Steelers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 1;Cardinals@Bills;Bills
Week 1;Titans@Bears;Bears
Week 1;Patriots@Bengals;Bengals
Week 1;Texans@Colts;Texans
Week 1;Jaguars@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 1;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 1;Vikings@Giants;Giants
Week 1;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 1;Broncos@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 1;Commanders@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 1;Cowboys@Browns;Cowboys
Week 1;Rams@Lions;Lions
Week 1;Jets@49ers;49ers
Week 2;Bills@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 2;Raiders@Ravens;Ravens
Week 2;Chargers@Panthers;Chargers
Week 2;Saints@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 2;Buccaneers@Lions;Lions
Week 2;Colts@Packers;Packers
Week 2;Browns@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 2;49ers@Vikings;49ers
Week 2;Seahawks@Patriots;Seahawks
Week 2;Jets@Titans;Jets
Week 2;Giants@Commanders;Commanders
Week 2;Rams@Cardinals;Rams
Week 2;Bengals@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 2;Steelers@Broncos;Steelers
Week 2;Bears@Texans;Texans
Week 2;Falcons@Eagles;Eagles
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Patriots@Jets;Jets
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Giants@Browns;Browns
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Bears@Colts;Colts
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Texans@Vikings;Texans
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Eagles@Saints;Eagles
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chargers@Steelers;Steelers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Broncos@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Packers@Titans;Packers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Panthers@Raiders;Raiders
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Dolphins@Seahawks;Dolphins
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Lions@Cardinals;Lions
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Ravens@Cowboys;Cowboys
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;49ers@Rams;49ers
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Chiefs@Falcons;Chiefs
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Jaguars@Bills;Bills
TheArbitrary’s Week 3;Commanders@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 4;Jaguars@Texans;Texans
Week 4;Saints@Falcons;Falcons
Week 4;Bengals@Panthers;Bengals
Week 4;Rams@Bears;Bears
Week 4;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Steelers@Colts;Colts
Week 4;Broncos@Jets;Jets
Week 4;Eagles@Buccaneers;Eagles
Week 4;Commanders@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 4;Patriots@49ers;49ers
Week 4;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 4;Browns@Raiders;Browns
Week 4;Bills@Ravens;Ravens
Week 4;Titans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 4;Seahawks@Lions;Lions
Week 5;Buccaneers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 5 in London;Jets@Vikings;Jets
Week 5;Panthers@Bears;Bears
Week 5;Ravens@Bengals;Bengals
Week 5;Bills@Texans;Texans
Week 5;Colts@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 5;Dolphins@Patriots;Dolphins
Week 5;Browns@Commanders;Browns
Week 5;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 5;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 5;Packers@Rams;Rams
Week 5;Giants@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 5;Cowboys@Steelers;Cowboys
Week 5;Saints@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;49ers@Seahawks;49ers
Week 6 in London;Jaguars@Bears;Bears
Week 6;Commanders@Ravens;Ravens
Week 6;Cardinals@Packers;Packers
Week 6;Texans@Patriots;Texans
Week 6;Buccaneers@Saints;Saints
Week 6;Browns@Eagles;Eagles
Week 6;Colts@Titans;Titans
Week 6;Chargers@Broncos;Chargers
Week 6;Steelers@Raiders;Steelers
Week 6;Falcons@Panthers;Falcons
Week 6;Lions@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 6;Bengals@Giants;Bengals
Week 6;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 7;Broncos@Saints;Saints
Week 7 in London;Patriots@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 7;Bengals@Browns;Bengals
Week 7;Titans@Bills;Bills
Week 7;Texans@Packers;Packers
Week 7;Eagles@Giants;Eagles
Week 7;Seahawks@Falcons;Falcons
Week 7;Dolphins@Colts;Dolphins
Week 7;Lions@Vikings;Lions
Week 7;Panthers@Commanders;Commanders
Week 7;Raiders@Rams;Rams
Week 7;Chiefs@49ers;49ers
Week 7;Jets@Steelers;Steelers
Week 7;Ravens@Buccaneers;Ravens
Week 7;Chargers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 8;Vikings@Rams;Rams
Week 8;Ravens@Browns;Ravens
Week 8;Titans@Lions;Lions
Week 8;Colts@Texans;Texans
Week 8;Packers@Jaguars;Packers
Week 8;Cardinals@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 8;Jets@Patriots;Jets
Week 8;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 8;Bears@Commanders;Bears
Week 8;Saints@Chargers;Chargers
Week 8;Bills@Seahawks;Bills
Week 8;Eagles@Bengals;Bengals
Week 8;Panthers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 8;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 8;Cowboys@49ers;49ers
Week 8;Giants@Steelers;Steelers
Week 9;Texans@Jets;Jets
Week 9;Commanders@Giants;Giants
Week 9;Patriots@Titans;Titans
Week 9;Cowboys@Falcons;Cowboys
Week 9;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 9;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 9;Raiders@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Colts@Vikings;Vikings
Week 9;Broncos@Ravens;Ravens
Week 9;Chargers@Browns;Browns
Week 9;Bears@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 9;Rams@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 9;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 9;Jaguars@Eagles;Eagles
Week 9;Buccaneers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Bengals@Ravens;Ravens
Week 10 in Munich;Giants@Panthers;Giants
Week 10;Patriots@Bears;Bears
Week 10;Bills@Colts;Bills
Week 10;Vikings@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 10;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Falcons@Saints;Falcons
Week 10;49ers@Buccaneers;49ers
Week 10;Steelers@Commanders;Steelers
Week 10;Titans@Chargers;Chargers
Week 10;Jets@Cardinals;Jets
Week 10;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 10;Lions@Texans;Texans
Week 10;Dolphins@Rams;Rams
Week 11;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 11;Jaguars@Lions;Lions
Week 11;Raiders@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 11;Rams@Patriots;Rams
Week 11;Browns@Saints;Browns
Week 11;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 11;Vikings@Titans;Titans
Week 11;Falcons@Broncos;Falcons
Week 11;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 11;Bengals@Chargers;Bengals
Week 11;Chiefs@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Colts@Jets;Jets
Week 11;Texans@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 12;Chiefs@Panthers;Chiefs
Week 12;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Titans@Texans;Texans
Week 12;Lions@Colts;Lions
Week 12;Cowboys@Commanders;Cowboys
Week 12;Buccaneers@Giants;Buccaneers
Week 12;Vikings@Bears;Bears
Week 12;Broncos@Raiders;Raiders
Week 12;Cardinals@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 12;49ers@Packers;49ers
Week 12;Eagles@Rams;Rams
Week 12;Ravens@Chargers;Ravens
Week 13;Bears@Lions;Lions
Week 13;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 13;Dolphins@Packers;Packers
Week 13;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 13;Seahawks@Jets;Jets
Week 13;Chargers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 13;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 13;Cardinals@Vikings;Vikings
Week 13;Colts@Patriots;Colts
Week 13;Titans@Commanders;Commanders
Week 13;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 13;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 13;Rams@Saints;Rams
Week 13;Eagles@Ravens;Ravens
Week 13;49ers@Bills;Bills
Week 13;Browns@Broncos;Browns
Week 14;Packers@Lions;Lions
Week 14;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 14;Falcons@Vikings;Falcons
Week 14;Saints@Giants;Giants
Week 14;Panthers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 14;Browns@Steelers;Steelers
Week 14;Raiders@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Jaguars
Week 14;Seahawks@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 14;Bills@Rams;Bills
Week 14;Bears@49ers;49ers
Week 14;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 14;Bengals@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 15;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 15;Cowboys@Panthers;Cowboys
Week 15;Chiefs@Browns;Chiefs
Week 15;Dolphins@Texans;Texans
Week 15;Jets@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 15;Commanders@Saints;Saints
Week 15;Ravens@Giants;Ravens
Week 15;Bengals@Titans;Bengals
Week 15;Patriots@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 15;Colts@Broncos;Colts
Week 15;Bills@Lions;Lions
Week 15;Buccaneers@Chargers;Chargers
Week 15;Steelers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 15;Packers@Seahawks;Packers
Week 15;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 15;Falcons@Raiders;Falcons
Week 16;Browns@Bengals;Bengals
Week 16;Texans@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 16;Giants@Falcons;Falcons
Week 16;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 16;Cardinals@Panthers;Cardinals
Week 16;Lions@Bears;Lions
Week 16;Titans@Colts;Colts
Week 16;Rams@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Eagles@Commanders;Eagles
Week 16;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 16;Vikings@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 16;Jaguars@Raiders;Jaguars
Week 16;49ers@Dolphins;49ers
Week 16;Buccaneers@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Saints@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Chiefs@Steelers;Chiefs
Week 17;Ravens@Texans;Texans
Week 17;Seahawks@Bears;Bears
Week 17;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 17;Titans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 17;Packers@Vikings;Packers
Week 17;Raiders@Saints;Saints
Week 17;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 17;Cowboys@Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Dolphins@Browns;Browns
Week 17;Lions@49ers;49ers
Week 17;Broncos@Bengals;Bengals
Week 17;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 17;Chargers@Patriots;Chargers
Week 17;Colts@Giants;Colts
Week 17;Falcons@Commanders;Falcons
Week 18;Dolphins@Jets;Jets
Week 18;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 18;Bengals@Steelers;Bengals
Week 18;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Raiders;Chargers
Week 18;Commanders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 18;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 18;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 18;Vikings@Lions;Lions
Week 18;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 18;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 18;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 18;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 18;49ers@Cardinals;49ers
Week 18;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 18;Texans@Titans;Texans
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male,Female, or Neutral;Male
Optional;With most participants far prompter than I, the AIntern will have relatively little to do at the moment, so, lest he should get to slacking on the unpaid, borderline criminally exploitative job, let’s forget the “or” in the question and have him rustle up a Petrarchan sonnet in a neo-Gothic style written by a fin-de-siècle Stephen A. Smith.

Was I one of the imaginary participants last year? I do recall having felt rather more ethereal than usual, but I’d put that–and my mediocre showing on the season–down to my having taken a keen interest in absinthe. This year’s pickset, sadly, is sans pharmacological excuse, so its inevitable mediocrity will be entirely my fault, although naturally I will expect the intern to take the fall during the congressional hearings.

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