The Spectacular 2024 Vinksin Vonksin GoActuary Wúnderbar NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest - now with extra cheesiness

The Sandbox Sports
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Okay, I think we got all that.

Also, it appears you have won UA’s Early Bird Award of Continued Excellence, so you received another Change One Future Pick Award, so you should have two left.

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Indeed, they do.

Indeed, you have.

Your COFP is my Command.

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@Funemployed , you too.

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Here’s an Awards Summary. It behooves you to double check the entries associated with you to verify accuracy.

AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 8 Change Browns to Ravens :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 8 Change Raiders to Chiefs :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 11 Change Seahawks to 49ers :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 8 Change Bears to Commanders :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Colts to Bills :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Saints to Falcons :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Bonus Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 2 Change Packers to Colts :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 9 Change Giants to Commanders :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 12 Change Browns to Steelers :popcorn:
PS Bonus Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 12 Change Cowboys to Commanders :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 8 Change Browns to Ravens :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 10 Change Jaguars to Vikings :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 10 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 11 Change Bears to Packers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
PS Bonus Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 10 Change Panthers to Giants :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 10 Change Jaguars to Vikings :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Cowboys to Commanders :popcorn:
PS Bonus Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
1 I Guarantee It PatientZombie Wk 18 Guarantee Jaguars over Colts :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 12 Change Raiders to Broncos :popcorn:
2 I Guarantee It Kid_Rock Wk 18 Guarantee Titans over Texans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 3 Change Rams to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick IPD Wk 8 Change Browns to Ravens :rage:
Lion’s Share Award UltimateAnyone Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
3 Lovable Losers UltimateAnyone Wk 17 Guarantee Patriots over Chargers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 10 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 4 Change Ravens to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
4 Lovable Losers Kid_Rock Wk 14 Guarantee Giants over Saints :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie Wk 11 Change Titans to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Panthers to Falcons :green_heart:
5 Lovable Losers Carrie’s Carebears Wk 9 Gurantee Giants over :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
6 Jables’ Home Field Advantage TheArbitrary Wk 12 +3 Away Teams :popcorn:
Jables’ Home Field Advantage TheArbitrary Wk 19 +3 Away Teams :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk xxx xxx :popcorn:
7 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 15 +3 Away Teams :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 9 Change Giants to Commanders :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award Mountainhawk Wk 9 Change Jets to Texans :green_heart:
8 Choose Your Own Adventure OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 15 The Arbitrary’s Award
TAA-COFP OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 9 Change Colts to Vikings :green_heart:
TAA-COFP OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Jaguars to Vikings :green_heart:
TAA-COFP OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 11 Change Titans to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick 1695814 Wk 12 Change 49ers to Packers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie Wk 11 Change Broncos to Falcons :rage:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award ldancer911 :sleeping:
9 Choose Your Own Adventure PatientZombie Wk 15 +3 Away Teams :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie Wk 12 Change Cowboys to Redskins :popcorn:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk 12 Change Bears to Vikings :popcorn:
10 Choose Your Own Adventure OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 15 +3 Away Teams :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
11 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Seahawks +4, Ravens +3 :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:

Week 12 is another Random Poster’s Lucky 7,

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SURE THING:trade_mark: Picks:

Week 11 turned out alright.

Week 12 has four STPs™. Good luck to all.

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1695814 has used a COFP to change his 49ers pick to the Packers in Week 12.

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Okay, I gotta do it, even though I’m jinxing my team… I’d like to use another COFP:

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Week 12

'Boys to 'Skins
Football Giants to Cannonball Pirates

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Buy me a coke…actually, I’d prefer a Pepsi…actually, make it a :mtdew:
Gold to Cheese.

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Going into the night game, here are this week’s winning scenarios:

Eagles, Ravens - @redearedslider; Runner up: Carrie’s Carebears; VALSA: @3rookie
Eagles, Chargers - @Kid_Rock; Runners up: @Vorian_Atreides, @redearedslider, Carrie’s Carebears, @Mountainhawk; VALSA: @OutdoormanNowActuary
Rams, Ravens - @1695814
Rams, Chargers - @Kid_Rock; VALSA: @OutdoormanNowActuary

Random Poster’s Lucky Seven is up for grabs.

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three for four this week.
three up next week.

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Liking Eagles-Chargers for the win

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Correction made to above. You only need the Chargers to win.

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I wanted Eagles since Rams in same division as Seahawks although I picked Rams. Must be a crappy week since I don’t have a ton of winners

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COFP Week 13: Jets >> Seahawks.

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Darkness Retreats to Bubble Gum Masticators.

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Here are this week’s results:

No. Player
10  redearedslider            10-3
11  Carrie’s Carebears        10-3
19  CoPilot                   10-3
 5  TheArbitrary               9-4
 6  1695814                    9-4
17  Mitch - TheBottomLineView  9-4
21  zConsensus                 9-4
 1  UltimateAnyone             8-5
 3  PatientZombie              8-5
 7  Kid_Rock                   8-5
 8  Vorian_Atreides            8-5
 9  Ezekial_Cumberland         8-5
13  Mountainhawk               8-5
14  Jahiegel                   8-5
15  ldancer911                 8-5
 2  OutdoormanNowActuary       7-6
 4  Funemployed                7-6
16  IPD                        7-6
12  3rookie                    6-7
18  Conor Orr                  6-7
20  zAll Home Teams            4-9

Wow - zAll Home Teams only went 4-9. (In the box above, you need to scroll down to see it.)

Congratulations to @redearedslider for winning Week 12 and its award, Random Poster’s Lucky 7.

Random Poster's Lucky 7

Random Poster’s Lucky 7 : If you win this award you will have seven points to distribute to improve the scores of your chosen teams. You may spread it among as many teams & weeks as you desire. Only whole-points may be used. (E.g., you chose team A to beat team B, team C to beat team D, team E to beat team F, and team G to beat team H. You added 3 points to team A and 2 points to team C and 1 point to team E and 1 point to team G. Team A loses 23-21, team C loses 23-20, team E loses 23-22, and team G wins 42-0. In your case team A would turn out to be a win, team C is still a loss, team E turns out to be a tie, and you wasted points on team G since it was a win regardless.)

The default will be something I make up at random once TNF rolls around…probably applying all seven points towards a team that you picked that had more players pick it than its opponent. This may be rejected by declaring your own method of application before TNF’s kickoff.

Additionally, you, along with Carrie’s CareBears, have earned a Change One Future Pick award. The choice is now yours to wield…or weld if you have the proper equipment.

The VALSA this week goes to @3rookie. If you choose to use it, you have until TNF to change any one of your future picks.

This week…well, let’s just say that beeping sound you hear is the salt truck backing up to my driveway to dump its load.
@UltimateAnyone & 1695814 used a COFP to change their 49ers pick to the Packers :+1:.
@PatientZombie used a COFP to change his Raiders pick to the Broncos :+1:
@Vorian_Atreides used a COFP to change his Bears pick to the Vikings :+1:
@Funemployed used a COFP to change his Giants pick to the Buccaneers :+1:

@TheArbitrary used his Jables’ Home Field Advantage to add three points to all of his away picks. The only away pick of his that lost was the 49ers, and let’s just say he would’ve needed a Leap of much more than three points to over come the residents of Lambeau. :neutral_face:
@UltimateAnyone used his RPL7 award to add four points to his Seahawks pick & three points to his Ravens pick. Thanks, but no thanks. They didn’t need your help. :expressionless:

@PatientZombie used a COFP to change his Browns pick to the Steelers. :-1:
Also, he, along with @OutdoormanNowActuary, @Funemployed, @TheArbitrary, & @3rookie used a COFP to change their Cowboys pick to the Commanders. :-1:

AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 8 Change Browns to Ravens :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 8 Change Raiders to Chiefs :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 11 Change Seahawks to 49ers :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Change 49ers to Packers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 8 Change Bears to Commanders :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Colts to Bills :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Saints to Falcons :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Cowboys to Commanders :rage:
PS Bonus Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 2 Change Packers to Colts :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 9 Change Giants to Commanders :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 12 Change Browns to Steelers :rage:
PS Bonus Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 12 Change Cowboys to Commanders :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 8 Change Browns to Ravens :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 10 Change Jaguars to Vikings :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 10 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 11 Change Bears to Packers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
PS Bonus Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Cowboys to Commanders :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 10 Change Panthers to Giants :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 10 Change Jaguars to Vikings :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Cowboys to Commanders :rage:
PS Bonus Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
1 I Guarantee It PatientZombie Wk 18 Guarantee Jaguars over Colts :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 12 Change Raiders to Broncos :green_heart:
2 I Guarantee It Kid_Rock Wk 18 Guarantee Titans over Texans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 3 Change Rams to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick IPD Wk 8 Change Browns to Ravens :rage:
Lion’s Share Award UltimateAnyone Wk 3 Change Dolphins to Seahawks :green_heart:
3 Lovable Losers UltimateAnyone Wk 17 Guarantee Patriots over Chargers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 10 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 4 Change Ravens to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
4 Lovable Losers Kid_Rock Wk 14 Guarantee Giants over Saints :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie Wk 11 Change Titans to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Panthers to Falcons :green_heart:
5 Lovable Losers Carrie’s Carebears Wk 9 Gurantee Giants over :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
6 Jables’ Home Field Advantage TheArbitrary Wk 12 +3 Away Teams :man_shrugging:
Jables’ Home Field Advantage TheArbitrary Wk 19 +3 Away Teams :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk xxx xxx :man_shrugging:
7 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 15 +3 Away Teams :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 9 Change Giants to Commanders :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Texans :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award Mountainhawk Wk 9 Change Jets to Texans :green_heart:
8 Choose Your Own Adventure OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 15 The Arbitrary’s Award
TAA-COFP OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 9 Change Colts to Vikings :green_heart:
TAA-COFP OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Jaguars to Vikings :green_heart:
TAA-COFP OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 11 Change Titans to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick 1695814 Wk 12 Change 49ers to Packers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie Wk 11 Change Broncos to Falcons :rage:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 13 Change Jets to Seahawks :popcorn:
Lion’s Share Award ldancer911 :sleeping:
9 Choose Your Own Adventure PatientZombie Wk 15 +3 Away Teams :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie Wk 12 Change Cowboys to Commanders :rage:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk 12 Change Bears to Vikings :green_heart:
10 Choose Your Own Adventure OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 15 +3 Away Teams :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
11 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Seahawks +4, Ravens +3 :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Giants to Buccaneers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
12 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie :thinking:

Here are the overall results after week 12:

Place No. Player
    1  5  TheArbitrary                  116-63   64.80%
    2  3  PatientZombie                 115-64   64.25%
    3 11  Carrie’s Carebears            112-67   62.57%
    4  7  Kid_Rock                      111-68   62.01%
    5 13  Mountainhawk                  111-68   62.01%
    6  4  Funemployed                   110-69   61.45%
    7 14  Jahiegel                      109-70   60.89%
    8  2  OutdoormanNowActuary          108-71   60.34%
    9  6  1695814                       107-72   59.78%
   10  9  Ezekial_Cumberland            107-72   59.78%
   11 10  redearedslider                106-73   59.22%
   12 21  zConsensus                    106-73   59.22%
   13 19  CoPilot                       105-74   58.66%
   14  1  UltimateAnyone                104-75   58.10%
   15 15  ldancer911                    102-77   56.98%
   16 16  IPD                           102-77   56.98%
   17  8  Vorian_Atreides               101-78   56.42%
   18 12  3rookie                       101-78   56.42%
   19 18  Conor Orr                     101-78   56.42%
   20 17  Mitch - TheBottomLineView      98-81   54.75%
   21 20  zAll Home Teams                92-87   51.40%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

current player wins losses ties %
TheArbitrary 2503 1549 14 0.6173
PatientZombie 2502 1549 15 0.6172
zConsensus 2488 1559 19 0.6142
Kid_Rock 2453 1600 13 0.6049
Ezekial_Cumberland 2293 1505 12 0.6034
Funemployed 2178 1363 13 0.6147
ldancer911 2034 1507 13 0.5741
1695814 1980 1305 13 0.6023
UltimateAnyone 1942 1343 13 0.5908
zAll Home Teams 1674 1357 11 0.5521
Mountainhawk 1638 1140 8 0.5894
IPD 1580 1196 10 0.5689
Carrie’s Carebears 1529 992 9 0.6061
3rookie 1450 1071 9 0.5749
Vorian_Atreides 1374 1146 10 0.5451
Jahiegel 1274 737 7 0.6331
redearedslider 1151 858 9 0.5726
OutdoormanNowActuary 612 378 4 0.6177
Conor Orr 257 194 0 0.5698
CoPilot 105 74 0 0.5866
Mitch - TheBottomLineView 98 81 0 0.5475
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There’s a strong probability I’ll mess it up, but I’ll claim it anyways. :+1:

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COFP: shuffling off to Buffalo, Bills over 49ers

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