The deceptive name of Monte Carlo simulation

So I never really understood what’s so ingenious about Monte Carlo simulation, or why it needs a name attached to it.

Monte Carlo simulation in essence is just the dumb man’s way of finding out the answer, literally by doing things many many times and see what the result is. But isn’t that just the definition of a simulation?
When I first heard this method I thought it was some neat trick. Turns out it’s something any kid could’ve come up with. I feel deceived.

Sensei: what will happen if we play this complicated game?
Monte Carlo: let’s start playing and find out

Crowd: INCREDIBLE!!! FCAS material!

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yeah I guess it can just be called simulation

but even that’s a fancy word, we can just say we found the answer by pretending


utilitarianism is kind of a mouthful, probably should have just used the term happy points

since multiplication is repeated addition we probably don’t need that word either

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actually we can just reduce all of human communication to 1s and 0s


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It’s not just the name, but the actual methodology itself. It’s not really even a methodology. It’s actually an admission of defeat and you’re just doing it the hard way.

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I think urban planning departments should just solve all their problems by playing SimCity

well that game sucks now, probably something like Cities Skylines or Transport Fever would be better

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Actually they do exactly this. There are softwares that’s basically sim city on crack.

Monte carlo algorithms use probabilistic methods to find the approximately right answer in a set amount of time.

Las Vegas methods find the right answer to a certain precision in an uncertain amount of time.

I think it’s best to appreciate statistical MC methods as compared to what was available before, namely using theoretical approaches to find approximate integrals (remember and average or percentile is just an integral.) It’s a huge improvement over that.

I think only old people can appreciate this ingenuity through computing power. Young people nowadays would be like, “isn’t that the first thing one would think to do?”

001010 001111111 000100000011 11101!

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I guess you had to be there.


The Monte Carlo Method was invented by John von Neumann and Stanislaw Ulam during World War II to improve decision making under uncertain conditions. It was named after a well-known casino town, called Monaco , since the element of chance is core to the modeling approach, similar to a game of roulette

Is there a modeling approach that isn’t based on chance? Why would you be modeling if there’s no uncertainty?
I feel like this is just adding flavor to something that doesn’t deserve it.

In layman’s term, Monte Carlo is basically just “let’s play it out and see what happens”

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For integrals, you have various finite difference methods, runge-kutta, spectral methods, etc.

For more general simulation, it can always have it be deterministic. The major hurricane forecast models all have deterministic versions that are presumably more computationally expensive that the MC probabilistic ones.

I mean, a lot of non-actudonks would just say you can’t model uncertainty.
And they would use the same spreadsheet and make a best guess.
And then yeah, there’s old geniuses like magilliaG who would pull out 8 dimensional PDEs to solve your problem.


lol. I need to spend more time with you guys.

it’s a walk off

a random walk off