“Revenge is a dish best served with raisins.” 
Reminds me of a few posters from the discussions on reclining seats:
If reclining the seat is going to break a laptop on the tray table, that sounds like a serious design flaw. I’d probably rule the train manufacturer was 95% liable, the reclining passenger 3% liable, and the laptop owner 2% responsible.
I have Informed Delivery from the USPS and get an email mail about the incoming mail. Did a double take with this.
So rai-SINS are evil, slimy, disgusting, putrid and just plaln all-around awful??? Nephew, you’re preachin’ to the choir!!! 
Saw someone flying a stunt kite today
Lady: (Angrily calls Johnny an idiot and a dummy because he misinterpreted her extremely vague instructions)
Johnny: Look, I will come back in the morning and put everything just the way you want it. We will figure this out, alright? Just quit bitching at me.
Lady: What did you just call me?
Johnny: (outside, on phone with boss) No, no, no no, no! I did not call her a bitch; I said she was bitching at me! There’s a difference! [pause] You’re firing me because of that bitch?
Either that person never reads his text messages or he is way more popular than me. (Possibly both)
Pick your poisson.
https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/sports/everton-sack-manager-lampard-reports-2023-01-23/
Lampard changing jobs again
Too bad the Dolphins seem to be happy with their current coach.
:rimshot:
