Republicans Say the Darndest Things!

Case closed, eh?

Of course she felt safe. She’s not his type - not blond and way too old.

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I’d have been concerned if he WASN’T fondling the non-adult teens and pre-teens. I mean, what is he on this island for anyway? We do have another island of non-adult teen boys, but I didn’t want to broach the subject with him."

In Rastlin’s ABC article Trump says “I just don’t want any people to get hurt.” We suspect there is only one person he wants to not get hurt. Full extract below.

In an interview with Newsmax last week, when asked when Americans could hear about the contents of the meeting, Trump said: “I don’t know, because I haven’t spoken about it, but he’s a very talented guy, Todd Blanche, and a very straight shooter, and I think he probably wanted to know, you know, just to get a feeling of it, because we’d like to release everything, but we don’t want people to get hurt that shouldn’t be hurt. And I would assume that was why he was there. I want to release everything. I just don’t want people to get hurt.”

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What should she be concerned. She looks nothing like Trump’s daughter.

Yes, because the President you work for has never mocked women for their looks, and no one has ever made fun of Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama’s appearance (and honestly, Michelle Obama is pretty hot and is a weird person to attack). Plus my understanding is that the episode also mocked Vance’s looks, and mocked Noem for being a puppy killer.

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I assume this is about South Park?

Yes

Which felonious sexual assailant was it who used the legal defense “she isn’t pretty enough for me to rape”?

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At various points in S27E2, her face melts off and runs around, scaring people. Dear Leader considers replacing her because her face disturbs him.

It’s not a great episode, but I did appreciate JD Vance playing Tattoo to Dear Leader’s Mr. Roarke at Mar-a-Lago.

For those considering watching the episode, be aware that a (literal) trigger warning is appropriate as several dogs are shot, and we once again get to see Dear Leader’s animated nether region uncensored.

Funny that these guys are not liberals. More libertarian (and billionaires).
Also, so nice to see that the administration doesn’t mind all the Jew-hate in the 27 seasons of South Park.
They probably loved the anti-immigration episode way back when.
Oh, and Cartman is the hero, he tells it like it is (he says what I’m “not allowed” to say)!

However, he’s apparently not the best masterdebater.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a number of conservative influencers talking about how ugly Liberal women are.

I’ve definitely heard a bunch of comments from conservatives about how manly Michelle Obama looks. There were also a lot of comments about how much classier and elegant Melania Trump was than Michelle Obama.

There are many Republicans I could list but Paladino’s stands out. I remember several folks comparing Michelle to a gorilla.

About Michelle Obama, he said: “I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.”

That was a couple of days ago. Today’s repost is a video (same pastor? not sure) saying that gay sex should be banned.

This is a futile gesture, as the FEC doesn’t have a quorum and is thus not allowed to take any actions. But still worth having on the record:

Following reporting by ProPublica that Johnson was living in the home of a major political donor, Johnson’s campaign publicly confirmed in March 2025 that the representative had moved into another home in Washington, D.C., which was owned by fellow lawmaker Rep. Darrell Issa. Issa also confirmed that arrangement, telling a reporter that Johnson was “a friend” who “needed a place.”

Since March 2025, the same month that Johnson reportedly moved into the Issa-owned house, Johnson’s principal authorized campaign committee has reported disbursing $2,500 per month, or $12,500 to date — with additional monthly payments that may be reported in future disclosure reports — for rent to a company named “Greene Properties,” wholly owned by Issa.

While candidates can use committee funds for official activities, like renting campaign office space, there is no indication that Johnson’s campaign has ever previously rented any sort of physical office in the D.C. area.

Moreover, there is no record of Johnson using his personal funds to pay rent for his D.C. residence. House members are allowed to seek reimbursement for rent paid to Washington, D.C. rentals if they are in D.C. for official business. Johnson submitted requests for reimbursement in January and February of 2025, but not after that — coinciding with the exact time he confirmed he was renting property from Issa.

It thus appears that Johnson illegally spent over $12,000 of donor money, to date, to pay his rent, given that Issa’s property company has received rent payments, and both Johnson and Issa publicly confirmed that Johnson was renting a personal residence in D.C. from Issa.

Wait until you here what the GOP has planned for the 250th birthday of the US

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Giant cake, and out of it pop underage naked girls?

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Did you click the link? It’s perhaps even better.

It’s going to be a gangbang like you’ve never seen