translated? from English to what?
Cajun of course
Louisiana: Greater Mississippi, but more swamps
To English, German, etc. from Latin
Latin?? everyone knows the bible was written in English as recited by Jesus.
You heard of Jesus, that blond, blue eyed white guy
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Their statement is just… chef’s kiss
The Deep State framed me! I was just exercising my Second Amendment rights while chasing the stripper I sexually assaulted!
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Let those who’ve needed to use a gun to chase away an exotic dancer away from our house at 2:25am cast the first stone.
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Rep name checks out. It’s pronounced “Frisk-ee”.
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NY Post made same joke. Perhaps it is the district:
From the NY Post article:
Former statehouse Speaker Lee Chatfield, a Republican who represented it from 2015 to 2021, had his own guns-and-strippers controversy.
IT WAS HER FAULT! SHE ENTICED HIM!
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I’m sure he was just driving demons out of her or something.
Clearly the answer is that we need to ban exotic dancing so that women aren’t grooming adult men into waving firearms around recklessly at 2:25 in the morning.
However, if he only had one door in his house for her to enter and leave through, this shouldn’t have been a problem and he should have been able to stop her at the point of entry.
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Oh, I forgot that the previous MI GOP House Speaker was credibly accused of pedophilia via sexually assaulting his sister-in-law. Those charges were eventually dropped: https://www.bridgemi.com/michigan-government/lawyer-chatfield-accuser-shattered-nessel-closes-sex-assault-probe
But the same previous MI GOP House Speaker is currently in court over embezzlement charges: Ex-Speaker Chatfield, wife plead not guilty in financial crimes case
You guys have it all wrong, we need to start issuing strippers firearms. The only thing that will stop a politician with a gun is a stripper with a gun!
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Where will they carry it?
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I leave that as an exercise to the reader
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godsdamn, I wasn’t entirely joking when I satirized Louisiana, but I was joking a little. I was pretty much on the mark with my guess:
They describe the commandments as “a historical document.” And after signing the legislation, Gov. Jeff Landry said: “If you want to respect the rule of law, you’ve got to start from the original law giver, which was Moses.”
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It’s the argument that but for religion we’d be completely rudderless in our moral thinking. But for Moses I’d be on a rampage.