Stuff I post here may be exaggerated for effect. My spouse and I irl have one of the closest relationships of anyone I know.
Same with me and Mrs. Hoffman. Well, I say that and she occasionally rolls her eyes, but if she didnāt agree Iād expect her to say something. Since she doesnāt, I donāt have any confirmation that she disagrees.
I do have occasions where I say something and she looks at me and says āwhat an assā but Iām pretty sure sheās complimenting ā¦ you know.
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Your pet donkey?
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I have one Greek foot and one Egyptian foot.
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There was a place near me in ATL that served great Detroit style pizza for ages. It closed quite a few years ago. I was craving some Detroit style pizza, so I tried out a newish place nearby. Pretty good, faithful representation of style, would go again.
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This guy is having a really bad day
https://x.com/_MLFootball/status/1824992936892731685?t=ugiDwZEFdgVI1eHNZ7kvlw&s=19
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Unless it is a setup and your goal is to go viral. Then itās a pretty good day.
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Should have kept your hose clean
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Better grab that last box of Corgi Butt bandaids!!
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Hopefully those products were not marketed together for combined sales.
Sorta like Amazon suggestions: people who bought this often bought that too!
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Yeah, the nachos seemed kind of fake which made me think the whole thing was staged.
I have to go to a meeting next week in DC. Itās costing more to fly round trip (from Kansas City) than it cost me to go to Maui. I mean, Iām not paying for it of course. The past few times Iāve gone to DC itās been really, really expensive.
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I am struggling.
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You should talk to one of my new students this semester, who in his intro stuff described himself as an aspiring āherb grower.ā 
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Legal now in my state to grow your own āherbsā (although not your own āfungiā which is a far more interesting process to me! Mushrooms are fascinating, plants are meh), but only for personal use, which isnāt really my thing.
I like the research that theyāre doing with mushrooms and PTSD treatment. Nature can heal us if the drug companies we let it.
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I would say, āThanks for cutting the lawn, honey. Would you like a cold beverage?ā
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