Random Thoughts

The Sandbox General
4001

Did you find out by tasting it?

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4002

Yep. I was absentmindedly making my coffee while having an animated conversation and had a spit take.

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4003

In years past I would start listening to my Pandora Christmas station at Halloween or, perhaps, even before. By the time the 2nd or 3rd week of Advent rolled around I was certainly Christmas-music-fatigued. This year, I find I’m not even in the mood for Christmas music…maybe once I get back to work & need to distract my mind from Madge from Accounting’s incessant blabbering.

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4004

I don’t think having the name of the winemaker on boxed wine is a sign of quality. The opposite, in fact.

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4005

Tim Horton’s is advertising a non-alcoholic Bailey’s coffee, with heavy repetition and emphasis on the non-alcoholic part. Guess the company’s lawyers were involved in this one.

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4006

I’m starting to get accordion videos in my YT feed.

4007

I took two naps today.

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4008

But you didn’t bump the thread…

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4009

I think my favorite keyboard shortcut in Excel is F5. I guess you could say it’s my “go to” key.

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4010

cross post to excel memes and if we have it dad jokes. amazing

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4011

Somebody messaged me and misspelled multiplication.
Or did they really mean multi placation?

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4012

Were you only placating one person?

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4013

Some people are into that.

…wait what?

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4014

i have really grown to appreciate the little notebooks that vendors give out at conferences. I take a couple home from each event. now i have a stack of them to use at home!

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4015

My performance review for the year is done. It’s like being born again; anything I do through the end of the year doesn’t count!

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4016

crushed my self assessment today. it was shorter than i expected. I was awesome, again!

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4017

image

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4018

My perfect performance review would have whatever goals listed, but the #1 goal would be “do not die.”

Then, if for some reason everything goes to hell - say, 2020 - and we can’t get anything done, we can point to that one and say “well, he didn’t die, we did accomplish one of the goals we set out.”

And if I die, … well, no one’s going to care about any of the goals that were put up.

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4019

Dude! I am not gay!

Not that there is anything wrong with that

4020

That hug was for my nephew @JFG. If you needed a big, squashy hug, you woulda got one tooooo!!! :people_hugging:

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