Don’t direct teasing jokes at the wife when she’s hangry.
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Study with obvious results, imo.
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“What, I was only answering your question. I’ve answered you that way before.”
“Did you answer my question in a helpful way? Am I ever happy when you give that answer? But go ahead keep using that answer if you want to keep pissing me off.”
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Costco sells flowers, btw.
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A frozen Reese’s peanut butter cup prevented injury.
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They also sell rotisserie chickens
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If I’d had one of those in hand, the whole conversation would’ve gone much better.
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frozen foods are not the best solution, if they might be used as projectiles.
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So you answered “no”?
Pro tip: Don’t eat yellow snow.
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Avatar fits.
The great mystery of JFG has finally been revealed…
Just Feed Girlfriend
(you should probably update it to JFW)
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JFLF imo
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That is always good advice.
Is she hangry with cravings for weird food combos? Enquiring minds want to know!
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Not when you are married.
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:rimshot:
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