Woke up with a hole in my foot and there’s only one person who couldda done that ow.
just a flesh wound I guess.
How did you not wake up then?
(I wake up if my neighbor’s basement faucet drips)
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Maybe you have a vampire bat in the house
Maybe it was self-inflicted. Have you had a pedicure lately?
- cats aren’t people
- don’t you have a spouse?
Beware of Spider Pig!
I mean, it’s a cat. Presumably it’s been plotting this since it got there.
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spider bite?
You learn, I have a number of scars from when I woke up and had 2-3 inch scratches in various places. I probably woke up for 15 seconds and went back to bed.