I deal with a lot of it.




Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It’s always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: “It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.”

lol RN

I once got fired from my job because I continually showed up to work late because of my need to do it at home. They even offered me a place nearby that I could stay so I wouldn’t keep being late, but I … well, you all know - sometimes, you just need to take care of business at home and you can’t do it anywhere else.