I don’t know why, but I found this one funny enough to post here.
10 foot high trophy appears on the National Mall. Spray painted gold, of course.
A plaque on the trophy reads:
"We hereby award President Donald J. Trump this participation trophy for his enthusiastic involvement in the Iran War. While some concern themselves with military strategy, diplomacy, or measurable outcomes, President Trump demonstrated the courage to participate regardless of the final score.
As recipient of this prestigious award, President Trump joins the ranks of children everywhere who receive recognition for simply showing up. We join you in celebrating this remarkable achievement."
You know, someone ought to suggest to the DNC that they charter flights from Palm Beach to Sioux City, offer commemorative luggage tags, etc and use the kit and kaboodle as a fundraiser.
This gave me a good chuckle/cry.
