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What is with this weird Lara Trump music video nonsense? Is she trying to launch a career? I’ve seen many clips of her poorly singing acapella on Fox et. al.
It’s essentially a trust fund baby who decided music is their passion despite sucking at it.
Anyway, that autotune is heavy. Autotune is supposed to be light enough that you can’t immediately hear it, or abused for effect. It’s not supposed to audibly strain to correct you. She also needs to be singing from her chest, not her nose. I suspect she’s never had a day of voice training.
Has Trump name, will grift.
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Watched the Harris interview. Felt like I was in Asimov’s Foundation. A government official came talked constantly and, as later linguistic analysis showed, said nothing at all.
But did she solve the most pressing problem of electrocuting sharks?
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Maybe she was coached by Les Nessman of WKRP in Cincinnati:
LES (coaching Mr. Carlson before an election debate): The secret is to appear to answer all the questions when in truth it’s all mumbo-jumbo. Here, let me show you. Herb, ask me this question.
[Les hands herb a card with a question written on it.]
HERB: Surely. “Mr. Candidate, what is your energy program?”
LES: Right now, I’m devoting a great deal of time and study to that problem. And I intend to issue a position paper on that. A position that is at once simple, yet complex. Flexible, and above all else, fair to every American.
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It’s going to be a beautiful energy policy like nothing you’ve ever seen before…
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That’s about as comprehensive as his actual official agenda item.
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I like the “BY FAR!”
All caps… is this output from a DOS program? And ending with the exclamation point is totes professional.
I don’t know what’s the funniest one. One contender, since Trump apparently thinks our military is not the most powerful:
I thought Jared Kushner solved the Middle East?
But simply because of who Trump is, this is the most laughable:
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Why is he settling for an IRON DOME? Shouldn’t he be promising SPACE LASERS?
:lcol:
I would label this NSFW…but it made it past the CBS censors
