Patience Pays Off 2025 QB Shuffle Full Season Pick’em With Even More Tushes Pushes

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Well, let’s take this TO. THE. MAX!!!1!!one!.

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Week 17;Cowboys@Commanders;Commanders :right_arrow: Cowboys
Week 17;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs :right_arrow: Broncos
Week 17;Patriots@Jets;Jets :right_arrow: Patriots
Week 17;Rams@Falcons;Falcons :right_arrow: Rams

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Week 17 COFP: Chefs –> Donkeys

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Noted⁴

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Great googly mooglys → Sheba Poe the Skywalkers

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Much though the Fighting Oladokuns will, I’m sure, put up a good fight, I have, I fear, to hop on the KC → DEN bandsleigh with one of my two COFPs, please. The intern responsible for processing my pick on the holiday is welcome to have up to one-third of one cookie as a reward for his dutiful service.

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Santa only left one cookie on his plate, so…

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…thank goodness you didn’t gift me more than 1/3

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The commentators on this Dal v Was game are horrendous. Bah humbug. …and now I have raisin stuck in my teeth, too.

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These in-game-interviews with former players in their living rooms are annoying as hell. Bah humbug.

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I liked the one with Portis. Just as they ask him the first question, Washington snaps off a 70 yard TD run.

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I’m being sent to Chicago for some diversity training…or, perhaps , for other reasons. The Sunday update might be delayed until Monday.

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Going into the night game, here are this week’s projected winners:
Bears, Rams - @OutdoormanNowActuary; Runner up: @Vorian_Atreides
[49ers, Bears], Falcons - @Vorian_Atreides
49ers, Rams - @redearedslider

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I guess I know for whom I’m rooting tonight . . .

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Here are the results for Week 17:

No. Player
 8  Vorian_Atreides      10-6
 2  UltimateAnyone        9-7
 9  redearedslider        9-7
14  3rookie               9-7
 3  OutdoormanNowActuary  8-8
 5  Ezekial_Cumberland    8-8
 7  Mountainhawk         6-10
12  Carrie’s Carebears   6-10
13  TheArbitrary         6-10
15  Jahiegel             6-10
16  zAll Home Teams      6-10
 1  Funemployed          5-11
 6  PatientZombie        5-11
11  actuaryjr            5-11
 4  Kid_Rock             4-12
10  ldancer911           4-12
17  zConsensus           4-12

Congratulations to @Vorian_Atreides on winning Week 17. You have received two Change One Future Pick awards.

This Week In COFPs:
@Jahiegel, @UltimateAnyone, @Funemployed, @OutdoormanNowActuary, & @Ezekial_Cumberland used a COFP to change their change Chiefs pick to the Broncos :+1:

@Ezekial_Cumberland used a COFP to change his Colts pick to the Jaguars :+1:

@UltimateAnyone, @OutdoormanNowActuary used a COFP to change their Commanders pick to the Cowboys :+1:

@UltimateAnyone used a COFP to change his Falcons to pick to the Rams :-1:

Here are the overall results after week 17:

Place No. Player
    1  3  OutdoormanNowActuary   168-87-1   65.82%
    2  5  Ezekial_Cumberland     167-88-1   65.43%
    3 13  TheArbitrary           156-99-1   61.13%
    4 15  Jahiegel              155-100-1   60.74%
    5  2  UltimateAnyone        152-103-1   59.57%
    6  6  PatientZombie         152-103-1   59.57%
    7  1  Funemployed           151-104-1   59.18%
    8 17  zConsensus            151-104-1   59.18%
    9  9  redearedslider        149-106-1   58.40%
   10  8  Vorian_Atreides       147-108-1   57.62%
   11 10  ldancer911            147-108-1   57.62%
   12 11  actuaryjr             145-110-1   56.84%
   13 14  3rookie               144-111-1   56.45%
   14  4  Kid_Rock              143-112-1   56.05%
   15 12  Carrie’s Carebears    137-118-1   53.71%
   16 16  zAll Home Teams       134-121-1   52.54%
   17  7  Mountainhawk          133-122-1   52.15%

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All Time Standings - Current Year Players

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

current player wins losses ties %
TheArbitrary 2717 1682 16 0.6172
PatientZombie 2715 1684 16 0.6168
zConsensus 2696 1699 20 0.6129
Kid_Rock 2651 1750 14 0.6020
Ezekial_Cumberland 2517 1629 13 0.6068
Funemployed 2380 1509 14 0.6116
ldancer911 2238 1650 15 0.5753
UltimateAnyone 2144 1489 14 0.5898
zAll Home Teams 1861 1518 12 0.5506
Mountainhawk 1831 1295 9 0.5855
Carrie’s Carebears 1726 1143 10 0.6013
3rookie 1649 1220 10 0.5745
Vorian_Atreides 1578 1290 11 0.5500
Jahiegel 1484 875 8 0.6286
redearedslider 1354 1003 10 0.5741
OutdoormanNowActuary 843 495 5 0.6296
actuaryjr 145 110 1 0.5684
AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 8 Change Patriots to Browns :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Titans to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 14 Change Falcons to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 6 Change Bengals to Packers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 9 Change Titans to Chargers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Change Titans to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 4 Change Bengals to Broncos :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Ravens to Rams :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 4 Change Cowboys to Packers :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 5 Change Jets to Cowboys :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 6 Change Ravens to Rams :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 8 Change Commanders to Chiefs :green_heart:
1 Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel Wk 17 Change Chiefs to Broncos :green_heart:
2 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 9 Change Raiders to Jaguars :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Texans to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 11 Change Raiders to Cowboys :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Texans to Bills :rage:
3 Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 17 Change Commanders to Cowboys :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 17 Change Chiefs to Broncos :green_heart:
4 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 5 Change Buccaneers to Seahawks :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
5 Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Bengals to Packers :green_heart:
6 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 14 Change Falcons to Seahawks :green_heart:
7 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 14 Change Chargers to Eagles :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 15 Change Jets to Jaguars :green_heart:
8 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 11 Change Bengals to Steelers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
9 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 16 Change Raiders to Texans :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 16 Change Jets to Saints :green_heart:
10 Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
11 Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 15 Change Vikings to Cowboys :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 17 Change Chiefs to Broncos :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 17 Change Commanders to Cowboys :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 12 Change Texans to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 15 Change Vikings to Cowboys :rage:
12 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 17 Change Chiefs to Broncos :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 17 Change Jets to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick actuaryjr Wk 14 Change Falcons to Seahawks :green_heart:
13 Change One Future Pick actuaryjr Wk 16 Change Commanders to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick actuaryjr :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
14 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 15 Change Lions to Rams :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
15 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 17 Change Chiefs to Broncos :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 17 Change Colts to Jaguars :green_heart:
16 Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 17 Change Jets to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 17 Change Falcons to Rams :rage:
17 Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
Predictive Analytics
OutdoormanNowActuary Ezekial_Cumberland -1
Jets Bills
Bears Lions
Commanders Eagles
Steelers Ravens
Panthers Buccaneers

The rest is left as an exercise to the reader…because the rest of you are playing for momentum going in to the off season.

TheArb v PZ
TheArbitrary PatientZombie
Packers Vikings

With no COFPs remaining for either player, the best PZ can do is get within one game of the Arb for the All Time Lead.

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D’oh! That ruined an 8 game :+1: streak on COFPs.

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I have billions and billions of choices to use these on!!
:grimacing:

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COFP:
Ponies → Oilers
Red birdies → Dodges

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1 game lead 2 COFP and 5 differences. 2 of our differences play Saturday so I will make my decision on the COFP after those games

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Due to unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, this award is still being processed.
We apologize for any inconvenience this delay may cause, but like an airline we don’t actually give a f#$&.
Happy 11111101010 to those who celebrate. (You either do or you don’t. There is no in between.)

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Reminder: unlike recent years, there is no Last Week Winner Award.