Patience Pays Off 2025 QB Shuffle Full Season Pick’em With Even More Tushes Pushes

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I’ll look into it.

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:anger_symbol:

This is embarrassing. I might get fired over this.

This is not going to look good when I ask the boss for a ledder of recomendasion.

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This might be more accurate…

Here are the results for Week 15:

No. Player
 5  Ezekial_Cumberland   14-2
17  zConsensus           14-2
 1  Funemployed          13-3
11  actuaryjr            13-3
12  Carrie’s Carebears   13-3
15  Jahiegel             13-3
 6  PatientZombie        12-4
 7  Mountainhawk         12-4
 8  Vorian_Atreides      12-4
10  ldancer911           12-4
 2  UltimateAnyone       11-5
 3  OutdoormanNowActuary 11-5
 9  redearedslider       11-5
13  TheArbitrary         11-5
 4  Kid_Rock             10-6
16  zAll Home Teams      10-6
14  3rookie              6-10

Congratulations to @Ezekial_Cumberland on winning Week 15. You have received two Change One Future Pick awards.

This Week In COFPs:
@OutdoormanNowActuary used a COFP to change his change Jets pick to the Jaguars :+1:
@Funemployed & @Vorian_Atreides used a COFP to change their Vikings pick to the Cowboys :-1:
@Ezekial_Cumberland used a COFP to change his Lions pick to the Rams. :+1:

Here are the overall results after week 15:

Place No. Player
    1  3  OutdoormanNowActuary   151-72-1   67.63%
    2  5  Ezekial_Cumberland     151-72-1   67.63%
    3 13  TheArbitrary           143-80-1   64.06%
    4 15  Jahiegel               141-82-1   63.17%
    5  1  Funemployed            139-84-1   62.28%
    6  6  PatientZombie          139-84-1   62.28%
    7 17  zConsensus             139-84-1   62.28%
    8 10  ldancer911             135-88-1   60.49%
    9  4  Kid_Rock               134-89-1   60.04%
   10  2  UltimateAnyone         133-90-1   59.60%
   11  9  redearedslider         133-90-1   59.60%
   12 11  actuaryjr              132-91-1   59.15%
   13  8  Vorian_Atreides        130-93-1   58.26%
   14 14  3rookie                126-97-1   56.47%
   15 12  Carrie’s Carebears    123-100-1   55.13%
   16 16  zAll Home Teams       122-101-1   54.69%
   17  7  Mountainhawk          120-103-1   53.79%

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All Time Standings - Current Year Players

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

current player wins losses ties %
TheArbitrary 2704 1663 16 0.6188
PatientZombie 2702 1665 16 0.6183
zConsensus 2684 1679 20 0.6146
Kid_Rock 2642 1727 14 0.6044
Ezekial_Cumberland 2501 1613 13 0.6076
Funemployed 2368 1489 14 0.6135
ldancer911 2226 1630 15 0.5770
UltimateAnyone 2125 1476 14 0.5898
zAll Home Teams 1849 1498 12 0.5522
Mountainhawk 1818 1276 9 0.5873
Carrie’s Carebears 1712 1125 10 0.6031
3rookie 1631 1206 10 0.5746
Vorian_Atreides 1561 1275 11 0.5502
Jahiegel 1470 857 8 0.6313
redearedslider 1338 987 10 0.5752
OutdoormanNowActuary 826 480 5 0.6320
actuaryjr 132 91 1 0.5915
AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 8 Change Patriots to Browns :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Titans to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 14 Change Falcons to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 6 Change Bengals to Packers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 9 Change Titans to Chargers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Change Titans to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 4 Change Bengals to Broncos :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Ravens to Rams :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 4 Change Cowboys to Packers :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 5 Change Jets to Cowboys :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 6 Change Ravens to Rams :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 8 Change Commanders to Chiefs :green_heart:
1 Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
2 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 9 Change Raiders to Jaguars :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Texans to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 11 Change Raiders to Cowboys :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Texans to Bills :rage:
3 Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
4 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 5 Change Buccaneers to Seahawks :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
5 Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Bengals to Packers :green_heart:
6 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 14 Change Falcons to Seahawks :green_heart:
7 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 14 Change Chargers to Eagles :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 15 Change Jets to Jaguars :green_heart:
8 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 11 Change Bengals to Steelers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
9 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
10 Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
11 Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 15 Change Vikings to Cowboys :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 12 Change Texans to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 15 Change Vikings to Cowboys :rage:
12 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick actuaryjr Wk 14 Change Falcons to Seahawks :green_heart:
13 Change One Future Pick actuaryjr Wk 16 Change Commanders to Eagles :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick actuaryjr :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
14 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 15 Change Lions to Rams :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
15 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
16 Change One Future Pick
Change One Future Pick
17 Change One Future Pick
Change One Future Pick
Predictive Analytics
OutdoormanNowActuary Ezekial_Cumberland -0
Seahawks Rams
Jets Saints
Giants Vikings
Falcons Cardinals
Raiders Texans
OutdoormanNowActuary TheArbitrary -8
Seahawks Rams
Giants Vikings
Falcons Cardinals
Raiders Texans
OutdoormanNowActuary Jahiegel -10
Seahawks Rams
Jets Saints
Giants Vikings
Falcons Cardinals
Raiders Texans
OutdoormanNowActuary Funemployed -11
Seahawks Rams
Packers Bears
Eagles Commanders
Chargers Cowboys
Jets Saints
Giants Vikings
Falcons Cardinals
Raiders Texans
TheArb v PZ
TheArbitrary PatientZombie
Jets Saints
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I forgive you.

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COFP Raiders to Texans

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Noted…one hopes.

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to fir too last week.

tree tchances this week

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Give me another COFP Jets to Saints

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Noted

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Going into the night game…
The stall count’s low and the reset’s easy — @UltimateAnyone is closing this out with a dump-and-swing.

(It certainly helps that SNF is an STP™ & MNF is nearly one (with no leading player picking differently than the consensus).)

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I’ve never heard the term dump-and-swing…

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I’ve heard it literally 6-7 times today already.

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Oh you’re aura farming… noted

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Here are the results for Week 16:

No. Player
 2  UltimateAnyone       10-6
 3  OutdoormanNowActuary  9-7
14  3rookie               9-7
 5  Ezekial_Cumberland    8-8
 6  PatientZombie         8-8
10  ldancer911            8-8
11  actuaryjr             8-8
12  Carrie’s Carebears    8-8
15  Jahiegel              8-8
17  zConsensus            8-8
 1  Funemployed           7-9
 7  Mountainhawk          7-9
 8  Vorian_Atreides       7-9
 9  redearedslider        7-9
13  TheArbitrary          7-9
16  zAll Home Teams      6-10
 4  Kid_Rock             5-11

Congratulations to @UltimateAnyone on winning Week 16. You have received two Change One Future Pick awards.

This Week In COFPs:
@OutdoormanNowActuary used a COFP to change his change Raiders pick to the Texans and his Jets pick to the Saints :+1: :+1:
@actuaryjr used a COFP to change his Commanders pick to the Eagles :+1:

Here are the overall results after week 16:

Place No. Player
    1  3  OutdoormanNowActuary   160-79-1   66.88%
    2  5  Ezekial_Cumberland     159-80-1   66.46%
    3 13  TheArbitrary           150-89-1   62.71%
    4 15  Jahiegel               149-90-1   62.29%
    5  6  PatientZombie          147-92-1   61.46%
    6 17  zConsensus             147-92-1   61.46%
    7  1  Funemployed            146-93-1   61.04%
    8  2  UltimateAnyone         143-96-1   59.79%
    9 10  ldancer911             143-96-1   59.79%
   10  9  redearedslider         140-99-1   58.54%
   11 11  actuaryjr              140-99-1   58.54%
   12  4  Kid_Rock              139-100-1   58.13%
   13  8  Vorian_Atreides       137-102-1   57.29%
   14 14  3rookie               135-104-1   56.46%
   15 12  Carrie’s Carebears    131-108-1   54.79%
   16 16  zAll Home Teams       128-111-1   53.54%
   17  7  Mountainhawk          127-112-1   53.13%

:+1:

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

current player wins losses ties %
TheArbitrary 2711 1672 16 0.6181
PatientZombie 2710 1673 16 0.6179
zConsensus 2692 1687 20 0.6142
Kid_Rock 2647 1738 14 0.6033
Ezekial_Cumberland 2509 1621 13 0.6072
Funemployed 2375 1498 14 0.6128
ldancer911 2234 1638 15 0.5767
UltimateAnyone 2135 1482 14 0.5899
zAll Home Teams 1855 1508 12 0.5514
Mountainhawk 1825 1285 9 0.5866
Carrie’s Carebears 1720 1133 10 0.6025
3rookie 1640 1213 10 0.5746
Vorian_Atreides 1568 1284 11 0.5496
Jahiegel 1478 865 8 0.6304
redearedslider 1345 996 10 0.5742
OutdoormanNowActuary 835 487 5 0.6311
actuaryjr 140 99 1 0.5854
AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 8 Change Patriots to Browns :rage:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 12 Change Titans to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 14 Change Falcons to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 6 Change Bengals to Packers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 9 Change Titans to Chargers :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Change Titans to Seahawks :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 4 Change Bengals to Broncos :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Ravens to Rams :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 7 Change Titans to Patriots :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 4 Change Cowboys to Packers :popcorn:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 5 Change Jets to Cowboys :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 5 Change Bengals to Lions :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 6 Change Ravens to Rams :green_heart:
PS Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 8 Change Commanders to Chiefs :green_heart:
1 Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
2 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 9 Change Raiders to Jaguars :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Texans to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 11 Change Raiders to Cowboys :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Texans to Bills :rage:
3 Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
4 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 5 Change Buccaneers to Seahawks :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
5 Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Cardinals to Colts :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Bengals to Packers :green_heart:
6 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 14 Change Falcons to Seahawks :green_heart:
7 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 14 Change Chargers to Eagles :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 15 Change Jets to Jaguars :green_heart:
8 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 11 Change Bengals to Steelers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 12 Change Bengals to Patriots :green_heart:
9 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 16 Change Raiders to Texans :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 16 Change Jets to Saints :green_heart:
10 Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
11 Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 15 Change Vikings to Cowboys :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 12 Change Texans to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 15 Change Vikings to Cowboys :rage:
12 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick actuaryjr Wk 14 Change Falcons to Seahawks :green_heart:
13 Change One Future Pick actuaryjr Wk 16 Change Commanders to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick actuaryjr :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
14 Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 15 Change Lions to Rams :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
15 Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
16 Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
17 Change One Future Pick
Change One Future Pick
Predictive Analytics
OutdoormanNowActuary Ezekial_Cumberland -1
Browns Steelers
Dolphins Buccaneers
Jets Patriots
Titans Saints
Bears 49ers
OutdoormanNowActuary TheArbitrary -10
Browns Steelers
Colts Jaguars
Dolphins Buccaneers
Jets Patriots
Bears 49ers
OutdoormanNowActuary Jahiegel -11
Dolphins Buccaneers
Bears 49ers
OutdoormanNowActuary PatientZombie -13
Browns Steelers
Dolphins Buccaneers
Jets Patriots
Bears 49ers
TheArb v PZ
TheArbitrary PatientZombie
Jaguars Colts
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In other news, my boss is such a jerk. He wanted me to post this to that funny/sfw thread. I refused. I might get a demerit. Three demerits, and I’ll receive a citation. Five citations, and I’m looking at a violation. Four of those, and I’ll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and I’m looking at a written warning. Two of those, that’ll land me in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by him, and placed on the desk of my super-superior (which is Jables)

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from … https://youtu.be/9qbrOrj30TM?si=sjbAXWBQrzdnkGZ0&t=1184

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(That was perfect, by the way - I was Mr. “Dump If You Wish” back in the day, so you hit the nail on the head with that one! :+1: :+1:)

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2 week 16 COFP:

Chiefs → Broncos
Colts → Jaguars

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3 COFP this week. Might be more to come

Commanders to Cowboys

Chiefs to Broncos

Jets to Patriots

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Noted²

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Noted³